The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: Ptyra on June 22, 2008, 05:11:18 PM
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Caption this:
(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o191/Bat-Snake/AdderSinuousToad3.jpg)
Toad: Okay, they look like they want to eat me, so I'll just go!
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Female Snake: Dearie, where are the eggs?
Male Snake: I allowed Toad to watch them while I was gone hunting.
Female Snake: Excuse me, but I was supposed to do that while you watched the eggs!
Both stare at Toad:TOAD!!!!
Toad:MEEP!
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*Ahem* Allow me to correct you. Adders are vipers. The word 'viper' is belived to come from the latin words "vivi"-"To bear" and "paro"-"to give birth"; that goes into "viviparous" which means they give birth to live young. THEREFORE, these two would NOT have eggs, but plain ol' babies.
LOL, Indiana Jones would freak out with me around :p
Toad: Okay, maybe that was not the right figure of speech to use....
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Adder: "I feel hungry and he looksss deliciousss."
Sinuous: "Lookssss like there issss enough for 2."
Toad: "Alright mateys, if you wanted some time alone no need to act like that."
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Toad: Did...I come in at a bad time?
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(Just prior to this picture)
Toad: Hello, Mateys, isn't this a fine, lovely...oh...my... (gasp)...ohmygod!
Adder and Sinuous: WHAT?! (Untangle themselves) WHAT DID YOU SEE!
Toad: Nothing, nothing... I'll be going now mateys... (thinking: I didn't know he had two of em... I need to go clean out my brain now...)
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(You learned that from me, didn't you :P: ?)
Toad: I was just asking where Mossy and Spike were, no need to get huffy...