The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: Amaranthine on July 18, 2008, 12:37:35 AM

Title: Aladdin Caption This
Post by: Amaranthine on July 18, 2008, 12:37:35 AM

(http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/aladdin_jasmine.jpg)

Aladdin: I love you Jasmine!
Jasmine: Aw thank you! I love myself too!  :D
Aladdin and everyone else:  :huh:

Title: Aladdin Caption This
Post by: action9000 on July 18, 2008, 01:48:32 AM

Aladdin: Hey...shouldn't a big heart be popping up in between us right now?

Jasmine: You've been watching too many movies, dear. :p

Title: Aladdin Caption This
Post by: Kor on July 18, 2008, 03:30:53 AM

Jasmine thinking: "Who is the good looking young man before me?"

Alladin: "Hello, my genie said you'd know the way to the local malt shop."

Title: Aladdin Caption This
Post by: kjeldo on July 18, 2008, 11:05:30 AM

jasmine: tell me how much you love me,
aladin: i love you much that i can fly on it what i'm doing right now!

Title: Aladdin Caption This
Post by: WeirdRaptor on July 18, 2008, 08:00:18 PM

Jasmine: "Well, aren't you the gutsy one, swooping in in the dead of night."

Aladdin: "Duh-huh! Shucks!"

Title: Aladdin Caption This
Post by: Amaranthine on July 22, 2008, 07:20:04 PM

Aladdin and Jasmine in a staring contest.

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Post by: Ptyra on July 22, 2008, 07:26:51 PM

Aladdin: (thinking) Keep smiling...I think there's a big fat pimple on her forhead...
Jasmine: Why are you looking at my forhead?

Title: Aladdin Caption This
Post by: Noname on August 10, 2008, 01:55:51 PM

Aladdin: You know, the Disney animators conveniently overlooked the fact that Islamic women wear veils...

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Post by: Lillefot on August 10, 2008, 02:23:55 PM

Aladdin: Stare contest! Bet I can beat you!
Jasmine: You're already smiling, Aladdin...

Title: Aladdin Caption This
Post by: Nick22 on June 09, 2009, 02:53:41 AM

You do know that the  guards are going to tie you up and gag you after our flight?
 what?
 Nothing..

Title: Aladdin Caption This
Post by: Kor on June 09, 2009, 02:56:19 AM

Alladin: "Is this the way to the casaba?"

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Post by: Nick22 on June 09, 2009, 03:01:45 AM

Thats in Morooco.. this is somewhere in the mIddle East

Title: Aladdin Caption This
Post by: Noname on June 09, 2009, 03:04:35 AM

Aladdin: (thinking) Wow! She's not wearing her Islamic Veil, but in this case, I will make an exception to that rule!

Jasmine: (thinking) I hope this is a modern prince, and not one of the Taliban...

Title: Aladdin Caption This
Post by: Kor on June 09, 2009, 03:09:45 AM

Aladdin: "The face looks familiar, but I can't place the name."

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Post by: Nick22 on June 09, 2009, 03:14:48 AM

this is the Sultan's harem..

Title: Aladdin Caption This
Post by: Noname on June 09, 2009, 03:16:49 AM

Jasmin: Welcome to Arab-burger! Can I take your order?

Aladdin: Hi. I'd like to order the crispy pork tenders and a large coke!

Jasmin: Pork is not Halal... it's un-Islamic!

Aladdin: I think I'll go now... Squadala! I'm off!

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Post by: Kor on June 09, 2009, 03:25:04 AM

Aladdin: "How about some Halal brand crispy pork tenders & a large coke?"

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Post by: Noname on June 09, 2009, 03:26:58 AM

Aladdin: I'm off to fight the British imperialists in Iraq!

Jasmin: If you die, I shall avenge you!

(months later, headlines read: Native moron fails in worst-planned suicide bombing run in history of world... hilarity ensues.)

Title: Aladdin Caption This
Post by: Nick22 on June 09, 2009, 03:29:45 AM

Hey I'd like a tongue sandwich /
 
 Whats that
 Its where I Sandwich my tongue between your lips..
 oOOH

Title: Aladdin Caption This
Post by: Noname on June 09, 2009, 02:06:44 PM

Jasmine: (thinking) I've seen this guy somewhere before...

Aladdin: (thinking) I hope she doesn't recognize me as the 'street rat' she saw before... she does... oh crap... how am I ever gonna explain this one...

Title: Aladdin Caption This
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on June 10, 2009, 12:02:03 AM

Quote from: Nick22,Jun 9 2009 on  02:29 AM

Hey I'd like a tongue sandwich /
 
 Whats that
 Its where I Sandwich my tongue between your lips..
 oOOH

 :blink:  :)  :D  :lol  :lol

Ah, good ol' corny pick-up lines :rolleyes:! Well, while we're on a roll here...

Aladdin: "Say, shawtay, wanna bounce back to mah crib fo' a triple X showdown?"

Jasmine: "Eww gross!  What kind of a bimbo do you take me for?!"

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Post by: Noname on June 10, 2009, 03:53:56 PM

If this were a CDI video game...

Jasmin: ... Aladdin, find my father.

Aladdin: Squadala! We're off!

Title: Aladdin Caption This
Post by: Kor on June 10, 2009, 04:18:06 PM

Aladdin: "Are you one of those girl things I heard folks at the monastery talk about?"

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Post by: Noname on June 10, 2009, 04:22:50 PM

Jasmine:  (thinking) I wonder if he's really a prince... he doesn't seem to be as arrogant and stuck-up as the princes I've met before...

Aladdin: (thinking) I hope she is fooled by me into thinking that I really am a prince... if not... I can always wish for her to be fooled...

Title: Aladdin Caption This
Post by: Nick22 on June 11, 2009, 12:57:52 AM

Jasmine:I wonder what will happen if I slap him..

Title: Aladdin Caption This
Post by: Noname on June 11, 2009, 02:05:07 AM

Aladdin (thinking): I wonder what she thinks of me...

Jasmine: (thinking): "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because...ah some...people out there in our nation don't have maps and...ah...I believe that eh-education such as in South Africa and the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should....our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or-or should help south Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future... "