"Dear Leader" captions

F-14 Ace · **on:** June 01, 2009, 01:26:31 PM

Kim Jong Il is completely off his rocker. In case you were not aware, he spent most of last week playing with nuclear weapons. Now it is time to come up with some funny captions to honor "Dear Leader".

Caption Number 1.

Caption Number 2.

Even crazed dictators can't resist Warheads candy!

Noname · **Reply #1 on:** June 01, 2009, 01:54:34 PM

(Breaks into that song from team America): I'm so "wonwy"...

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #2 on:** June 01, 2009, 01:56:09 PM

Confucius say, "Stick tongue in toaster, get new hairdo."

Noname · **Reply #3 on:** June 01, 2009, 01:56:50 PM

The dear leader ate all of the lemons in North Korea.

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #4 on:** June 01, 2009, 06:20:53 PM

Guys in caption 1: Dear leader does not understand what wardrobe malfunction means.

Caption 2: Dear leader needs to pluck those nose hairs and stop eating peanut butter before adressing nation.

Noname · **Reply #5 on:** June 02, 2009, 12:37:18 AM

Top Caption: Kim-Jong Il's facebook photo.

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #6 on:** June 04, 2009, 12:34:34 AM

Caption 2: Dear Leaders Big Mac was too salty

Noname · **Reply #7 on:** June 04, 2009, 12:35:39 AM

Caption 2: That's all folks!

Nick22 · **Reply #8 on:** June 04, 2009, 12:20:08 PM

All of you next to me are going to the gulag!
_ I;'m too sexy for this pic..

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #9 on:** June 04, 2009, 12:44:38 PM

Few know that Kim Jong Il changed his legal name. His former name is listed as follows: Sum Ting Wae Wong.

Noname · **Reply #10 on:** June 04, 2009, 02:08:32 PM

Caption 1: Desperate to relive his childhood days, the "dear leader" gets his picture taken with the army as if it were a class picture.

Caption 2: (thinking) Man, those American skittles sure are strong!

Nick22 · **Reply #11 on:** June 04, 2009, 08:57:18 PM

These men next to me make rabbit ears, they get shot..
- rogaine did not bring back my hair!

Noname · **Reply #12 on:** June 04, 2009, 10:30:38 PM

Caption 1: The North Korean Game of "Where's the Dear Leader?" is laughably easy.