The Gang of Five
Role Play => Random Role Play => Finished RP's => Topic started by: Petrie on December 30, 2004, 10:32:40 PM
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*twirls pies around on his claws*
"Many thanks Ivy for baking a whole bunch for us!"
*continues twirling random pies*
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Petrie swoops in and swipes part of his pie. "mmmm this taste good." He says through a beakful of pie.
Nick
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"These are for the pie eating contest you goofball." LOL
*looks at the pie Petrie took a bite out of*
"You pinched one of my favorites - spinach." :P:
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Cera snorted "Don't like that pie... I profer to eat leafs" looks tough and looks away.
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Oh come on....enter the contest! There's some brocolli pies here. LOL
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Akiko: *runs up to the others, tongue lolling out over her jaws*
"Any cheese pies?!?"
*she asks, a crazy look to her...the wolf is simply psycho for cheese, anything cheese.*
"cheeese...cheese..."
*pauses...pokes Cera*
"Are you made of cheese?" o.o
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*looks at Ivy the main baker*
She tells me there's no cheese ones as most of our warren is lactose intolerant so we don't have cheese. LOL Hmmm...we do have some chocolate pies for the contest if you're hyperactive. :D
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Akiko: *her ears droop slightly at this*
"Aw...okay..."
*pauses, perks up*
"Oooooo, chocolate...! Merf, hold on...canines can't have chocolate."
*snorts, looking rather annoyed at this...pauses, considers*
"Hrm...how about some tofu cake!"
*yes, she has some very...strange tastes*
"Tofu can taste like cheese sometimes! It can taste like anything...'cause it tastes like nothing! If that makes any sense at all."
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Toe who? o.O :P:
*checks with Ivy again*
She says she's never heard of it....if you know where she can find some she'll pick some up for the other bakers. ;)
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Akiko: *noddles!*
"Okay! In the meantime, I'll check out all the other flavours!"
*goes around sniffing at all the pies*
"mmmmmm..."
"piiiiiie..."
:wow
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*smashes the pumpkin pie into the wolf's snout as she goes to sniff it* LOL
Whoops....dropped your head too fast there. Hehehe!
*grabs a can of Reddi Whip and sprays the whipped cream on her nose to top it off*
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Akiko: *her eyes widen at this*
"Meeps! It's all sticky and, and..."
*pauses, tongue lashes out over her nose quickly*
"...yummy!"
*laughs and gives her tail a sway, leaving only enough whip cream on her nose so she can get revenge. At this, she jumps over to Arvens and nudges the whipped cream off onto his nose*
"Ehehehee, I knew rabbits had cotton tails, but now you have a cotton nose too!"
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*licks off the whipped cream*
This is war!!!!!! :D
*picks up his can and starts spraying it all over the wolf*
Now you're the snow wolf that howls to Balto. Hehehe!
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Petrie gets hit by the Reddi Whip."mmmm. tasty. Me on wolf's side!"
Nick
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Then you shall suffer with the wolf!
*grabs another can and covers the ptero from wingtip to crest with whipped cream*
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"Me get that can away from you." He flies after Arvens, whipped cream falling to the ground with every flap of his wings.
Nick
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*smoothly grabs another pie from the tray that stops Petrie from getting much farther*
You can't have whipped cream without pie now can you? :P:
*licks the cherry confection from his paws*
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Petrie shakes off the cherry pie crumbs." I'm going to get that can, no matter how many pies you throw at me."
Nick
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*sprays whipped cream into his own mouth*
Mmmmm....haven't done that in a while. :)
*looks at the scowling pterosaur*
Want some? *sprays it at him again*
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Petrie avoids the whipped cream. He taunts Arvens" Ha Ha You missed me!"
Nick
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Yeah but I can call on my rabbit friends here to hold you down while I tickle you to death. :nyah
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"You can't kill anybody by tickling. Besides, I'm not ticklish."
Nick
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You can die laughing. LOL
*snickers uncontrollably*
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" Bring it on then. Me fly away so you cant get me.
Nick
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*jumps and grabs the surprised flier*
Bet you didn't see that coming. :D
*takes his can of whipped cream and starts spraying it over his head, making it appear as if he has a George Washington hairdo* :P:
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Petrie fights to get away, flinging whipped cream with every turn of his head.
Nick
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(happy New Year in the Midwest!)
Nick
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*grabs the flier by the foot and glomps him*
Happy New Year buddy! :D
*playful nuggie on the head*
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Petrie rubs his head " That hurt. Now you get one. He goes after Arvens.
Nick
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*jumps up and lands on Petrie as he tries to fly by*
Hehe, pinned ya. :P:
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Get off me you silly bunny!"
Nick
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I can pin ya again, just as Nala did Simba. :P:
*remains on the pterosaur for the time being*
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Petrie manages to shake Arvens off and hovers near the ceiling, well out of Arvens reach. He starts pelting him with peanuts. " Now I've got you rabbit!"
Nick
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*takes the salad bowl as a shield*
Amazing how you can throw those and still fly.......
*rapidly picks the cherry tomatoes and black olives from the salad bowl and successfully throws them at the ptero and ducking back under the salad bowl*
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The tomatoes hit petrie in the face and cause him to drop the peanuts. He shakes off the mess and glares at Arvens.
Nick
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Darn good waste of tomatoes. :lol:
*pops a few in his mouth*
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"Please stop you two... I'm trying to sleep..." Cera looks at all the mess "What a mess!! Clear it up or I will do something you will not like!!" glares at them with fiery eyes.
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Eh, I'll pick it up when the party disperses. Why don't you join in since while I'm on hand, you won't be sleeping. ;)
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"Grrr... I won't be sleeping now because you two woke me up!" Cera groaned "I'll join you any way but try anything to annoying I will show you the temper of a Threehorn" Cera warns
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"Ok cera." Petrie glides down and lands on top of Cera's frill. "Now try and hit me!' He cackles.
Nick
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With pleasure.
*picks up some of the green olives with the red middles and prepares to chuck them at the silly flyer, but Ivy bumps into him and he ends up hitting Cera, and the reds of the olives replace the pupils of the eyes* :lol:
Oh, crap!
*runs*
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Petrie bursts out laughing. " Now you're going to get it!" :lol:
Nick
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Shakes the olives off and glares at him "That it!!!!" Cera shouts and charges at him
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"Wheee!" Petrie exclaims as he rides on the charging Cera.
Nick
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*dodges and weaves*
A moving target is hard to hit. :P:
*continues to nimbly run all over the place*
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'Left! right! left! Right! Get him Cera" Petrie directs her.
Nick
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Give up....a bigger creature cannot move as fast as I. ;) You can't mess with evolution, I was built for speed! :D
*grabs a pie from the table and chucks it back at the charging creature*
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The Pie hits Petrie in the face, splattering over Cera. He glares at Arvens."NOW You're going to get it!."
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*sneers*
I'm only going to "get it" if you catch me. ;)
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Then you'd better keep running furball.
Nick
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Hey, I'm mostly on the low end of the food chain--I'm used to evading predators. :p ;)
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Petrie keeps directing Cera"right, left, right, Middle, Left."
Nick
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Cera decides on a quick shift, she step sidewards while running landing on her side. Sliding right into Arvens crashing into a tower of pies landing on all of them. "Ha got you!" Cera smirks poudly even thou pie all over her. :D
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Lucky chance.
*scrapes pie from Cera's face and licks a paw*
Mmmmm.....blueberry. :) Try some.
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Petrie swoops in to help them out of the pies. He grabs a pie that is more or less intact. "Mmmm.. Blueberry."
Nick
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*writes 'Hi Mom' in the blueberry filling on Cera's back* :D
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Writes "Hi Dad' in the filling on Arvens back. :D :lol:
Nick
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That tickles. :lol: *stamps rapidly like Thumper from Bambi*
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'starts tickling Arvens'
Nick
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uahahaha, stop!!! :P: :lol:
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Just then, a few pies came flying at the trio, followed by wicked laughter.
No one knows who threw the pies, until... "Guan! I told you not to throw pies around! It's a waist of food!"
"Aww nuts... Sorry Uncle Odon!"
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"But a tasty waste nonetheless."
Nick
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Cera licks the pie around her snout "mmm this blueberry is nice" :D
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'Food Fight.' Petrie yells as he hits Cera with a pie.
Nick
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*ducks* I won't be able to stare Ivy in the face again once she discovers what's been done to her pies! :P: :P:
*picks up the oddball spinach pie and throws it at the newcomer*
You can play Popeye. :D
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Petrie ducks." we'll clean this up." :D
Nick
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A splat is heard when Guan was hit by the pie.
"Mmmm...spinach. Toot, toot!"
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*finds a strawberry rhubarb pie and takes a break from all the craziness to actually eat something*
Life is good. :)
*takes his can of whipped cream and adds it on top of the pie, and as an afterthought squirts it into his mouth* :p (ooc: I do that all the time.)
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"I think I am going back to a quiet place and sleep... this is getting too weird for me" Cera mumbled walking out the room
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"Don't leave Cera." Petrie says through a mouthful of pie. "You'll mis all the fun."
He then dives into a pile of pies.
Nick
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She isn't going anywhere.
*grabs his can of whipped cream and puts a big fat smiley face on Cera's bum using her tail as a nose* :lol :lol :lol
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She not going to like what you doing to her Arvens."
Nick
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"Grr that it! I am going to get the adults! this party is going to be over! Like that! I will do it! All I want is to go back to a quiet place to sleep and you stupid bunny think it funny doing that to me!?" Cera sneered at him "That going to far and over the top so now I am getting the adults to stop this" shakes the cream off her back side and storms out the room.
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Heh, didn't she realize I AM the adult and the overall watcher of this party? :P:
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I warned you but you don't listen no no no."
Nick
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*sprays whpped cream on Petrie's beak in a smile form*
Put on a happy face. :D
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Petrie licks off the whipped cream . 'Mmm tasty.' He grabbes the whipped cream and starts spraying Arvens in the face. "Take this."
Nick
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Guan watches as Cera leaves the room, and then he starting munching on a banana cream pie.
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*just stands there until the whipped cream runs out*
Don't I get the complimentary marischino cherry? :P: :lol:
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"No, we don't have any of those. But you do get a..WEDGIE!" Petrie jumps on Arvens' head and starts rubbing his wing against his head.
Nick
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You're terminology is slightly messed up....that's a nuggie. *trying to get the wingly off of him*
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Oops. My Bad. He continues giving him a noggie.
Nick
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Just reading this over again, you'd have a pretty hard time giving a rabbit a wedgie. :lol: :lol: :lol:
*manages to get Petrie off of him*
Whew!! *grabs a cup of spiced cola*
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Yes I would have trouble, considering rabbits don't wear underwear. :D
Can I have a soda please?
Nick
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Help yourself. *toses Petrie a bottle*
You may like it....we make the stuff....if you let it age long enough, it's reallly goooooood.. :D :D Haha!
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Petrie starts gulping it down. MMMM.. Good
Nick
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Guan watches from his spot. "Wow, Petrie. I never knew you can hold up a bottle twice your size!"
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*whispers to the dino*
Not only that, this stuff makes you act really silly too. In about five minutes I probably won't feel a thing and have no idea what I'm doing. :P: I'll come around sometime the next day. Kehehehehehaha!!!! *wild laugh*
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"It makes you act silly? I didn't know that(sarcasm)" Petrie continues drinking, spilling soda all over himself.
Nick
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Want a shower do you? :P: *pours more of the aged-turned-alcoholic drink on Petrie* You need to smell good. :D
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Petrie laps up the soda with glee "Whee! Me having fun now!"
Nick
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Are you floating yet? :D :D
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Guan watches amazed by the sight. :blink: :blink: :blink:
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Petrie gulps down the last of the soda. " No me feel fine."
Nick
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*in a drunken daze*
Yeah, well your body is starting to look furrily. :P: Puts hair on your chest.
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Laughs-"you drink too much" :P:
Nick
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*grabs onto Petrie's crest*
She's got a waaaaaaaaay.....ehahahaha! Listen to the echo...turn up those speakers louder!
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Petrie pushes Arvens off him and starts shaking him." Snap out it! You 're acting silly!"
Nick
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*still with a silly grin*
Are you my conscience?
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No- Jiminy Cricket is your conscience."
Nick
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Oohh....you're Jiminy Cricket then!!! How do you dooooooo? :D *still grinning*
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You need to lay off the soda for a while. You're seeing things. :P:
Nick
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Guan still watches in disbelief. "This is why some people shouldn't have alcoholic beverages..." he mumbles to the audience. (There may have been something in the pie... :blink: )
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Petrie drops Arvens on the ground. "no there must be something in the soda."
Nick
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*stares at Guan* You look so furrily too! :D :D It's all about the damn soda! Drinks all around; do try some, we brew it ourselves! You'd love to float.
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Petrie throws a bucket of water over Arvends to settle him down.
nick
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I SURVIVED THE BOAT TRIP UNDER NIAGARA FALLS!!!!! :D :D Whoooooooooooo! :lol: Let's do it again!!
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Petrie dumps another bucket of water on Arvens. "I need more water Guan . It's not working.!"
Nick
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Guan grabs a fire hose and begins dousing Arvens.
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"I'll go get some soap..."
Nick
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Captain! Iceberg ahead!!! We're drowning! :lol:
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Petrie gets some Soap and starts scrubbing Arvens with it.
Nick
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Guan still continues to douse Arvens with the fire hose. He adjusts the temperature of the water to cold.
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It's not working Guan. Turn the water to freezing! Cold isn't doing it!"
Nick
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I'm singin' in the rain....singin' in the rain, what a glorious feelin' I'm haaaaaaaappyyy again! :D
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"You're right, Petire! It ain't working!" Changes temperature to freezing.
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Ice ice baby! :D *continues to laugh* All the fuzzily creatures are soooo nice. :D
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Petrie starts shaking Arvens "Snap out of itArvens...BRRR!" He gets splashed by the freezing water.
Nick
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*water from the fire hose smacks into the bottle of the soda Arvens still has in his paw and it crashes down on Petrie's head*
Oooh, he'll feel that one tomorrow. :lol: *drinks more of the liquid*
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Petrie shakes his head, and then knocks the bottle out of Arvens paw, It shatters on the ground, spilling the liquid in over the ground.
Nick
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"Ack! Petrie!" Guan drops the hose and runs to Petrie. "You ok?"
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Of course he is...he's clean. :P: Speaking of liquid, where'd my drink go? *looks for it*
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Me fine Guan,, you turnm off the hose.
Nick
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"The hose? Oh, right." Guan turns around and sees the hose flying around the room, spraying freezing water everywhere. "Uh-oh..."
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Stripetail walked into the Room, and saw the messand everyone trying to grabb the hose. He Raised his staff ."Wesaseria Finis!" He called out and the water stooped flowing and the hose fell to the Ground. "What is going on here? I'm trying to sleep and I hear loud noises that keep me from sleeping. Who is in charge here?" He thundered.
nick
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Hey another furrily creature! :P: Did you see my drink around here?
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"Sorry, Mr. Stripetail. We started off by eating some pies, then things kind of got out of hand."
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"That's LORD Stripetail to you." He turned towards Arvens. "Your drink is splattered on the floor, beside you look like you had more than you need. I'll help you clean up , I suppose, since I probably not going to get much sleep tonight anyway."
Nick
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*puts arm around the squirrel* You look like you can use some...puts hair on your furrily tail here. *finds another bottle under the table and gives it to the squirrel* Good stuff....
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Guan shakes his head in disbelief.
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Stripetail gives Arvens a lordly stare-cold and intimidating. " I'll pass, thank you very much." He sets the bottle down."Extracta Implasis!" He turned towards Arvens. "You won't be able to open that bottle until you are sober, you could try to use any device you can, be it a knife, claws, brute strength, whatever you please, but none will work."
Nick
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*calls to another rabbit* Hey Breeze, open this for your chief will you? Thanks! :D
*Breeze follows his chief's orders and soon Arvens is glugging down another bottle of soda*
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Drat. "I forgot. That Spell only works on the drunk creature." Stripetail said He blasted the soda out of Arvens paws. "that's quite Enough. Immoblis!" He turned and blasted Breeze With his Staff and Breeze froze in place. He picked up the Bottle of Soda and put the cork back In. "This time I'll Make sure NO ONE can open it. Extracta Prohibitus!". A Glow encircled the Bottle, and he glowered at Arvens. "now try and open it. You'll recieve a shock similar to the one you get when you rub your paw against a blanket and then you touch a metal object. Every time you try You'll get zapped."
Nick
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Guan whispers to Petrie. "That wouldn't be a good thing to get static electricity every time you touch something."
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Petrie Smiled. " No But It will be fun to watch. I like Lord stripetail." He Offered a slice To the squirrel. Would you like some pie?'
Nick
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Pretty. *Arvens grabs the bottle anyway, and takes his knife and slices the cork off, so out of it, he didn't even feel the shock* I wasn't finished with that yet, furrily one. :P:
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Stripetail gestured, and the bottle shattered in Arvens paws, spraying him with soda. He turns to Guan. "Would you kindly go over and grab him? He is so drunk that my spell didn't work. It is amazing how drunk he is. Tie him to a chair, so that he can't cause anymore mischief."
Nick
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Guan salutes with his foreleg. "Yes sir, Lord Stripetail."
He then searches around the room for some rope, and manages to find it nearby. Picking it up with his teeth, he tries to make a noose with his tail to catch Arvens with. The first time he succeeds, he had to retie it because he accidently made a hangman's noose. ( :blink: :lol ) He manages to make a cowboy's noose, and begins twirling the noose around with his tail.
"Lone Dinosaur, eat you heart out!" he says proudly and aims for Arvens, letting loose the noose and preparing to make the catch.
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"What was that ? Pie? Thank you young Dinosaur, I don't believe I know your name. Petrie, is it? A good name indeed.Thank you for the pie." Both Stripetail; and Petrie watch as Guan grabs Arvens and begins tying him to a chair.
Nick
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*bites through the rope* Mmm...licorice. You guys are so thoughtful to bring food to the party. I never would've considered bringing licorice at all. *swallows* :D
Very good indeed. *takes a bite out of the rope binding his paws* Very hard to chew without a free paw you know. ;)
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Stipetail gestured and chains appeared out of thin air annd bound Arvens to the Chair. "Those are real chains, Arvens, if you want to ruin your teeth, by all means, bite them. You will stay in that chair until you are sober." He turned Towards Guan And Petrie." Now Let's clean this place up, shall we?"
Nick
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Guan salutes again and runs out of the room, returning with a garbage can, some rags, and a mop & bucket.
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*motions to Breeze again* Untie me. Damned fool forgot to put a lock on these things. No squirrel's going to ruin my party! *freed again, he goes off to find the squirrel, taking the bottle of soda his runner had thoughtfully brought his chief*
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(breeze was frozen Arvens, so he can't do anything)
Stripetail Gestured again . Arvens was thrown back into the Chair and bound again with the chains. A lock appeared on them and clicked into place. A key appeared in Stripetail's paw. " Very Clever Rabbit. I Think I have a way to sober you up. Patience". He smiled as Arvens struggled futilely against the chains.
Nick
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Holy crap, it's Bruce Springsteen, over there! yelled Arvens. *everyone turns in that direction and the lock was close enough to Arvens' paw that he was able to stick a claw in there and fumble around with the lock while people turned away*
Ha. Free again. *tackles Stripetail and since Arvens was much bigger, it wasn't any big chore to hold the squirrel down* Now you listen to me you nutty creature....I run the party here, and I want my drink. *calls Ivy over to him* You see that knife up there? Let me have it. *points knife menacingly at the squirrel, still drugged for the time being* You move, you die. *gets up to go find the soda bottle taken away from him*
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Implere!' Stripetail Roared, and Arvens was thrown off him, and the knife spun out of his paw. " His eyes gleamed with light, and he grew in size. He pointed his staff at Arvens. He was nearly as big as Arvens now. The Light in his eyes vanished, and he stopped growing. ' You forget your place, mortal." He snarled, "It was because of your wild partying that I came here. You are completely drunk, It's a wonder you're not passed out on the floor. If you stabbed me, what good would come of it? It would only make me angry, and you would sufferly dearly for it. " Arvens picked up the knife and held it in his paw threateningly. Stripetail reached inside his vest and produced a small bottle. " Do you know what this is Arvens? It is a serum of immortality, made from plants that grew near my childhood home across the Sea. I've drank of it a few times, the last was nearly a hundred seasons ago. It allows me to retain my great powers. The effects last for hundreds of seasons. Right now,You could stab me in the chest until your paws were sore and it wouldn't do anything except make me angry." He put the bottle back in his vest. " You need to sit down and wait until all the drink in you is gone. You are in no condition to run this party any longer. I'm going to help clean-up, if you even think of attacking me, you will pay for it dearly. With your very life, hare.' he spoke slowly, His staff glowing with power.
Nick
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Bah, immortality. *throws knife into the squirrel's back as he's walking away* I think you're the one that needs rehab. :mad
*goes to see if Ivy wouldn't mind getting him another soda* It's my party and I'll drink this stuff if I wanna.
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Stripetail plucks the knife out of his back. "see no blood.' He twirls and pins Arvens in the back with it." you know the saying, 'an eye for an eye'."
Nick
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Guan watches as the fight goes on, then whispers to Petrie. "Perhaps we should leave these two alone for a while. I think Cera and the others have something else to do."
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Petrie shook his head " No me stay and watch Arvens get tailfur beaten off him." He smiled devilishly
Nick
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Guan cocks an eyebrow at Petrie. "Ok then. I'll be in the other room." Guan gets up and carefully walks out of firing range and out of the room.
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Stripetail walked over to Petrie.' Could you kindly get an empty bottle for me/" I have a plan for Arvens. One that will make him sober. Get me the bottle then collect all the untouched Bottles. Guan, would you help him please? We need to keep the soda out of Arven's paws."
nick
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Guan calls out from the other room. "Sorry, Lord Stripetail. This has gotten too dangerous now, and my uncle wants me to watch my sisters."
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I've been shot. :o *pulls knife out of his back and confronts the squirrel* What's the meaning of this? Squirrels don't eat meat.
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No, not usually." Lord Stripetail smirked. " But I can feed you to some of my friends. Throw the knife away , and I 'll get you a drink. In fact I'll make one for you. Just put the knife down, and let's end this."
Nick
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I'll put it down if you give me my soda back.
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Out of nowhere, InlĂ-rah hops in. Upon seeing the situation, her green eyes peer around nervously. Slowly backing away, she says, "I think I came in late again..." :blink:
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'very well. Drop the knife first and I'll give you a soda. " Stripetail pulled a bottle out of the air and held it in his paw.
Nick
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*grabs the bottle* That wasn't hard now was it? -_-
*pops the cap up and starts glugging it down*
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"Ill go help clean up. That bottle will keep refilling until you can't drink anymore." Stripetail sais as he walked out of the room.
Nick
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*barely notices the bottle that never goes dry*
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"By the Wizzin, he's totally drunk! I'm suprised he's not collaspsed in a heap on the floor." Stripetail thought as he helped Guan, Inle-rah and Petrie clean up.
Nick
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Mmmmmm....enneh ummff *'good stuff', mumbled and guzzling at the same time*
*continues to drink*
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"He'll keep drinking until he falls on the floor." Stripetail thought.
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Petrie swoops over and grabs the soda." You had enough Arvens. Me have taste of soda now." He starts sipping from the enchanted bottle.
Nick
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*throws a tomato at him* That's mine. *takes the bottle as the little wingly tires to regain composure*
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'you had enough." Petrie aviods another tomato and grabs the soda back from Arvens. He sips from it as he flies away.
Nick
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'you had enough." Petrie aviods another tomato and grabs the soda back from Arvens. He sips from it as he flies away.
Nick
ooc: How the hell do you manage to do that? :lol: :lol:
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Simple, I carry it in my mouth while I'm flapping my wings :P:
Nick
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The bottle is bigger than you! :P: I'm surprised you didn't crash land trying.
Either way.... *throws another tomato, this time at the bottle and it richoches out of the filer's mouth since he has a lousy grip on it* Thank you very much. :)
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' That's Enough.' Stripetail gestures and the bottle comes to rest in his paw. "You two, help us clean up. Once this place is clean (or passibly so) then you can continue your foolishness. When is your friend coming home anyway?"
Nick
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Heh, this is my home, so all my friends are here. We'll clean it up, so just hand over the bottle brushy tail. *makes for it again*
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"Arreatus Momentum.' Arvens is stopped where he stands. "Yes, It is your home, but due to your undiginified behavior, Someone else must take charge here. Guan Take this please." He tosses the bottle to Guan." Once Guan leaves, I will undo the Spell." He gestures again and the spell is broken, Arvens collaspes on the floor.
nick
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Ha! Willpower is stronger than any spell, Houdini. :P: Observe: I want the bottle of soda, so I will take the bottle of soda and do anything I can to get it. *snatches the soda away from Guan again* That's willpower for you.
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"Not so, the will can be broken by certain spells, but I won't use any of those on you. However, I will take that bottle back from you.' he gestures and the bottle flies out of Arvens grasp. " So you want it, and will do anything to get it. Yes, you've proven that. But What if I use MY will to deny you the soda?" He smiles."Remember, I'm as big as you now, so brute force will achieve nothing. Here's a compromise." He gestures and an hourglass appears out of the air. " Once the sand runs out then you may drink until your heart's content.This is called delayed gratification, and it rests on YOUR self-restraint." Stripetail turned over the hourglass. "Sit down and wait until the hourglass runs out, them call me."He walked out of the room, closing the door and magically sealing it shut.
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*glares angrily* :mad No wonder you squirrels are always so nutty. Unfortunately, willpower is only effective on the individual...you cannot force your willpower on mine, so I'm going to get the soda anway. *throws the hourglass against a tree (BTW, notice, he's acting much sober now :P:) and follows the squirrel to the door (uh, we never were inside anywhere) of the tree and smashes it in with his hind feet*
My willpower tells me I reached my goal. :) *grabs the bottle of soda gain*
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Stripetail immediately grabs it back. "Restorus" The door is instantly repaired. He holds up the hourglass."remember, self-restraint Arvens. I'm locking this inside my home. One hour is all you'll have to wait. If you break down my door again, you'll have to repair it yourself." He sets down the soda on his table and shuts the door."Did i forget to mention that this is a magic hourglass? You can't break it, although you did give it a good try."He sets the hourglass doen again.
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Self restraint is an idealistic phenominum...good luck. *takes his knife and picks the lock until the door is unlocked which he opens casually* That is mine...and be grateful I didn't smash your door in again. *uncorks the soda and drinks from the bottle again*
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"Very well, I see You're a tough customer. I think you would make a strong magician. I can teach you if you want." Stripetail said
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(All this time, Guan was in another room. How could he have gotten the bottle and have it taken away when he's in the other room?)
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Shrugs(oddity of Role Play)
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(uh, we've been outside in the middle of a forest since the beginning...there are no rooms :P:)
Magic? What good would that do me? *continues to drink*
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"Plenty. You could make yourself appear (more) attractive to female lapines, for starters."
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*spits out the soda and laughs hysterically* You don't know the first thing about rabbit mating. First of all, the males go to the females, and if she lets you, well, you get the picture I hope. ;)
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Oh I get it. But Magic will still help you. It can make her more willing to let you "play' with her." Stripetail said.
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I'm the chief rabbit and they're only too willing to do so simply because I'm the top dog in the warren. :P:
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"Oh I see. Use of Political power to get some fun. you're the rabbit equivalent of Bill clinton." Stripetail laughed " But Still, I'll start training you once you are sober."
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:lol :lol :lol
Oh you crack me up! Only rabbits don't do scandolous things. :p
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Are you sure? :lol
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I know plenty well how to mate thank you. I don't want your voodoo. -_-
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Voodoo? I'm insulted. Voodoo is a religon for your information." Stripetail sneered.
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Bleh, you know what I mean...no mumbo jumbo is needed to effectively make offspring if you know how to do it right.
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So you prefer to do it the old-fashioned way, Eh? Whatever suits you."
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(Ok...I'm back in the middle of the forest then)
Guan listens to the conversation.
"Ok...I'll go see what Cera and the others are up to. Just don't try to kill each other while I'm gone. Well...don't succeed in it anyway..."
He gets up and walks away.
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'If anyone's going to die, its Arvens. I'm immortal, so I can't die.' stripetail Laughed. " Imagine Arvens, if you could live for a thousand seasons. You'd be able to see so much more than you can in an ordinary lifetime."
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What good can come from outliving everyone else around you? Answer me that. :rolleyes:
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'A very good question Arvens, and one I've asked myself many times over the ages. What good is being immortal if you don't have anyone to share it with? That's the drawback of being immortal, that you are alone, utterly alone. My answer is that by living so long, you become a symbol to those around you, a symbol of the past. Mortals are always wondering what the world was like before they existed, and immortals are able to answer their questions as far as they are able to."
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Sounds frightfully disgusting to be immortal. :blink:
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Well, You get used to it Arvens, trust me you do.'
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*grabs his soda again* Will I get to drink this stuff for eternity too?
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Yep, you can also mate with many different females too :D Unless you're like me, one love for an eternity.
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*insert musical note* Love is a many splendored thing.... :lol
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:lol Yes It is. But the Problem with having children when you're immortal is this, your children aren't immortal, due to the mortality of their mother. They will merely be half-mortal, with lengthened lifespans."
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(Good, one song you knew from me. :P:)
That would be wierd....outliving your own children. o.O Is it reversable?
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Is Immortality Reversable? It Depends on how much of the serum you take. I Believe that it is reversable up to two or three bottles of the serum. Anymore than 3, and the immortality is permanent."
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Hmmm...well I'll try one then, and if I don't like it then I just let it wear off. :D
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Here you go." (hands the Serum to Arvens)
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*grabs the vile and cringes at the disgusting flavor, but drinks it anyway*
Disgusting taste....you're going to have to work on that bud. ;) I don't feel any different....how do I know if it worked on me?
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That Wasn't the Immortality Serum.' Stripetail joked. " Here's a good way to test if it worked Flamis!" Flames engulfed Arvens, but he didn't feel a thing.
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Naturally Arvens didn't feel anything as he didn't await around to...as soon as the flames appeared he bolted away from them. Who wouldn't?
"What are you trying to do? Kill me?" he demanded, not half believing for a moment that the potion actually worked.
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"It wouldn't have hurt you anyway'; Stripetail laughed. The immortality serum protects you from fire, among many other things."
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Arvens shook his head. "I'm not convinced it worked." He picked up on of the knives again. "Let's just see if it worked on you, first." The mighty throw put the knife right through the squirrel's heart. "If you survive that I'll be amazed."
(do note Arvens was so whacked when drunk he had no idea he had already thrown knives at Stripetail)
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Stripetail pulled out the knive and looked at it. "Well, Are You convinced?" The the gash where the knife had pierced him healed itself.
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Wow, your body sure heals quickly. :lol: *grabs the knife from Stripetail and forces it through the same spot and holds it there* Let's see how long you last as long as I hold this here.
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Stripetail Laughed as Arvens held the knife in his chest. ' Arvens, you don't get it. I'm Immortal. No Knife, arrow, or sword can kill me. I could stand here all day wiith this knife in my chest.But You are starting to annoy me."
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"Well, if you're so proud of your formula, perhaps you won't mind if I do this" says Arvens as he thrusts the knife into himself. "You'll answer to Breeze if I die."
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Stripetail smiled as he pulled the knife out of Arvens and showed it to him." Look no blood. And the wound you gave yourself is healing. Immortals heal very quickly Arvens. Now, you've taken one dose, Not enough to give full immortality, but enough to protect you from getting stabbed or shot. The effects of the drink will last a few seasons, probably ten at the most. So enjoy it. I'll try to make a better tasting serum, but I can't make any promises.
Nick"
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Swwwweeeettt. :) Hey, wait what about disease?
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Immortals can get diseases. Magical diseases that can strip them of thier powers. If they become sick enough, they can lose all thier powers. They wouldn't die, but they'd be powerless. I have never had any of those diseases myself, I have a strong immune system." Stripetail said.
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At the moment, I don't have time to continue this, so for now, this is pretty much done. Plus, with only two people we weren't going anywhere.
Sorry Nick.
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That's all right. This thread lasted nearly two months.
Nick