Raptor Squadron

Cyberlizard · **Reply #120 on:** March 09, 2006, 08:40:47 AM

David decided not to go to the gym, but to the shooting range in the belly of the ship. He grabs an FN P90 and starts shooting at a picture Charvez Mazol. "Dumbass ******* commie. WTF it wrong with his sick, twisted mind?!"

F-14 Ace · **Reply #121 on:** March 09, 2006, 05:53:06 PM

Max complained that morning at breakfast, "Man, I'm going to have the worst insomnia ever. All these night missions are screwing up my sleep cycle."

F-14 Ace · **Reply #122 on:** March 13, 2006, 07:29:13 PM

Just then, analarm sounded and a voice shoputed on the speaker, "Attention, all pilots, on deck! Grab any plane you can get and take off ASAP!"
Max shouted, "Dammit!"
By the time they got to the hanger deck, someone else had taken up their F-14s. Joe said, "Cal, David, you take that F-18 D. Max and Alex, you go in those F-18 Cs. I'll take tis F-18 E!"
After they took off, the pilots were told that a large group of enemy fighters was inbound.
Max said, "Damn you commie basterds!"

Cyberlizard · **Reply #123 on:** March 13, 2006, 07:33:53 PM

"DIE YOU MOTHER ******* COMMIES! DIE!" screams David as he shoots down an enemy fighter with a homing missile.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #124 on:** March 13, 2006, 08:45:56 PM

An ergent radio announcement said, "This is the destroyer Eagle, we are being targeted! Get these jerks away from us!"
Another said, "This is the cruiser Fisk, a missile hit the water just off owr bow! No damage."
Joe said, "Lets take them out before they do any damage. protect the Freedom It is the most important.
Just then, they all heard, "This is the Fisk, light damage from missile hit off bow. We've been hit again in the stern! The aft deck has been blown away!"
The attacking fighters fired at the Eagle and then turned around for another pass.
Alex said, "Here they come again. The stubbern little bastards.
Then, they heard again, "This is the cruiser Fisk! We took two more hits to the stern! Taking on water! We're sinking! All hands abandon ship at once!"
Joe looked at the cruiser that was sinking by the stern.
Alex yelled, "Dammit! They got the Fisk!"
Joe said, "Alright, protect the Freedom! Give em one for the Fisk!"

Cyberlizard · **Reply #125 on:** March 13, 2006, 09:05:53 PM

"You protect the freedom, Cal and I will ward the communist bitches away from the Fisk and give the passengers enough time to escape." says David as he and Cal storm into the fleet of enemy fighters attacking the Fisk.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #126 on:** March 16, 2006, 05:45:19 PM

Joe said, "Alright, everyone, shutup and start shooting."
He flew after a Mig-21 and downed it easily with his guns. Alex shot down a Mig-29.
He said, "I hit it! Splash one!"

Cyberlizard · **Reply #127 on:** March 16, 2006, 06:47:17 PM

"Screw this!" yells Cal as he shoots down an enemy Mig.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #128 on:** March 16, 2006, 06:52:57 PM

Max said, "Uh, I've got multiple hits on my radar. More enemy aircraft inbound. We have Nimrod Mk.2 anti-ship bombers! 10 of them!"
Joe said, "Oh great. Take out those bombers now!"
Alex replied, "I'm on it!"
The other pilots took over protecting the ships.
Joe adjusted some of the instruments in the F-18's cockpit. The altimiter wasn't set right. He got a lock on a Nimrod and fired.
He said, "Nimrod shot down!"
Max fired a missile and said, "Nimrod in the side pocket!"

Cyberlizard · **Reply #129 on:** March 16, 2006, 08:58:57 PM

"Pilot to bombedeer! Pilot to bombedeer! I got one right in my sights!" says Cal as he fires a missile at a nimrod.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #130 on:** March 16, 2006, 09:02:52 PM

Joe was trying to fix a malfunctioning instrument when an enemy fighter got behind him and fired. A few bullets tore into the fighter's wings.
Jo shouted, "Dammit!" and turned the aircraft to avoid more hits. He slowed down and the Mig flew over him. Joe locked on and fired a missile. Then, he shot down another nimrod.
(btw, I posted some in the star wars rpg too.)

Cyberlizard · **Reply #131 on:** March 16, 2006, 09:09:08 PM

"We got you covered Joe." says David as he flies behind Joe.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #132 on:** March 28, 2006, 06:32:05 PM

Max fired a missile at one of the last three planes.
As it hit the water, he said, "Goodby, wanks!"
Soon, the last of the bombers had been finished. The pilots landed back on the ship.
Joe said, "Alright, lets go get some sleep before anything else happens. THat is three times in one 24 hour time."

Cyberlizard · **Reply #133 on:** March 28, 2006, 08:53:44 PM

"I'm going to stay up and kill some newbies on Xbox Live." says David.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #134 on:** March 28, 2006, 09:16:55 PM

Max said, "You kill noods? Man! I'm just too tired. I need sleep now."

Cyberlizard · **Reply #135 on:** March 28, 2006, 09:22:13 PM

"You know what I mean. Halo 2 isn't fair. If you're a n00b, you'll get shot up a lot. And there are also a lot of crazy people on the internet." says David.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #136 on:** April 04, 2006, 10:08:36 PM

It was only a couple days later when the pilots were called to the briefing room yet again.
THe briefing man, who Max had nicknamed "Briefing Guy", announced, "We have confirmed reports that Charvez Mazol is holding a village hostage and is forcing the civillians to work as slaves in his drug plant there. Two army CH-47 transport helicopters will fly in and drop off a team of commandos to infiltrate the area and rescue the civillians. Your mission is to provide them cover as the helicopters move in to airlift the people out of the area. Then, bomb the production facility. This is to be done by the book. DO NOT SCREW THIS UP OR A LOT OF INNOCENT PEOPLE WILL GET HURT! Wait until the soldiers confirm that the civillians are out of danger before attacking the facility. Use F-22 Raptor jets with stealth capabilities to sneak in ahead of the helicopters. YOur planes will be armed with two missiles and two bombs so use them wisely."

Cyberlizard · **Reply #137 on:** April 04, 2006, 10:41:38 PM

Later that afternoon, they took off on their mission. "Hey, Max!" David shouts over the radio.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #138 on:** April 04, 2006, 10:42:32 PM

Yeah? What is it?" Max replied.
(btw, the animal rpg needs another post now too.)

Cyberlizard · **Reply #139 on:** April 04, 2006, 10:48:38 PM

"I was in the basketball court with my girl friend Linda the other night, and I said, "Jeez you got a big p****. Jeez you got a big p****." and she said "Why did you say it twice?" and I said I didn't it was because of the echo. Get it?" David says over the squak box.