(I...simply...couldn't...resist.)
(Ducky and Petrie are both wearing necklaces with the word "gangstas" engraved on them. Petrie's voice is auto-tuned.)
Petrie: Hey! (Hey!)
T-Ducky! (T-Ducky!) T-Petrie! (T-Petrie!)
Ducky (rapping): I'm like 8'4", blond hair to the floor
You shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore
No I ain't got a gun
No I've never really been in a club
Still live with my parents but I'm still a thug
I'm so gangsta you can find me out swimming at night
You out clubbing? Well, I was swimming way out of sight!
Petrie: Mm-mmm-mmm...
Ducky: T-Ducky and T-Petrie rappin' on the same track
It's a thug story, tell me can you handle that?
Ducky and Petrie: I had a dream last night
Ducky: I had high top Nikes
I had
Ducky and Petrie: Diamonds in my mouth
And diamonds on my mic
Ducky: By the time I woke, I was singin'
Petrie: I'm on a boat
Ducky: 'Cause I'm a singer turned rapper
Petrie: Shorty I'mma make ya
Ducky: Straight to the top, yo
Petrie: Shorty I'mma take ya
Ducky: You can call me T-Duck
Now I'm a rap star!
Petrie: Hey, it's a thug story
Now tell 'em who you are
Singer turned gangsta
Ducky: You don't wanna fight me!
Petrie: Straight to the top
Ducky: With my extra small arms, see?
Petrie: T-Ducky and T-Petrie rapping on the same track
It's a thug story now can you get with that?
Ducky: What? What? I'm always swimmin', yo!
What? What? Don't test me, (bleep)!
Wait, just a minute. I did not even say anything, no no no! All I said was "yo!"
Petrie (voice still-auto tuned): What you mean?
Ducky: You guys just bleepeded me, but I was not even swearing or anything!
Petrie: She no even swear or--
Ducky: Hello?!
(they both walk off the set)
Note: Inspired by "Thug Story", originally done by Taylor Swift and T-Pain. Except for the minor alterations made, I do not own the rights to this song.