The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Party Room => It's Party Time! => Topic started by: Nahla on August 22, 2014, 12:12:14 AM
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I think most have heard of the infamous song 'Dumb Ways to Die'.
Lets make one for LBT..there will be quite a few,it doesn't have to make sense it just has to be LBT themed.
A lot of forums have this 'game' to go with their theme (TLK etc etc) so why should LBT miss out?
I'll start off with one I guess.
Insult Littlefoot in front of Grandma and Grandpa-splat.
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Oh oh I love this game :D.
Get hit in the head by the Stone of Cold Fire
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Call Mr. Threehorn a coward.
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Crawling under the food of a fully grown Sharptooth in the hope to trip it.
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Go anywhere near Ms. Maia's nest on a muddy slippery day.
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Accept the "tar-pit challenge"
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Accepting Chomper's dinner invitation. :DD
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Sleep with a herd of Yellowbellies in a cavern...
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^ Oh heck no! :p :lol
Stand behind a spiketail when it decides to sit down.
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Ride a sharptooth. It'll be the last thing you do... possibly :p
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Attempt "Up with your tush and look like a bush" in the face of danger
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Date Sierra.
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Grab Chomper by the neck in front of his parents.
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Start a snowball fight with Topsy...
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Insult Tria in front of Topsy
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I think most have heard of the infamous song 'Dumb Ways to Die'.
Lets make one for LBT..there will be quite a few,it doesn't have to make sense it just has to be LBT themed.
A lot of forums have this 'game' to go with their theme (TLK etc etc) so why should LBT miss out?
I'll start off with one I guess.
Insult Littlefoot in front of Grandma and Grandpa-splat.
I don't think Littlefoot has killed anyone other than Sharptooth.
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A more realistic (and likely painful) way to die is to try and harm Cera in front of Topps while yelling that Longnecks are better than Three Horns at everything!
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Date Sierra.
No kidding. :lol :lol
Another way to die would be to decide to make Pterano your leader. (Though I do hope he becomes a more capable leader now that he has reformed.)
Here's some interesting, and dumb, ways to die in LBT that we almost saw but luckily it didn't happen.
1.) Use a T-Rex that appears dead for head butting practice. (Bright idea there Cera!)
2.) Go chasing dragon flies near the sinking sand and later go chasing them on the Smoking Mountains during when the volcano looks like it's gonna erupt. (Chomper, what were you thinking?!)
3.) Tell Ozzy that your Sharptooth friend is just a baby when Ozzy is thinking of pushing you into a volcano vent.
3.) Go run toward a wildfire to try and escape the wildfire because you're a Threehorn and know best always (That's Topps for you!)
4.) Go trying to drink water from a tar pit that you thought water a watering hole and nearly get sucked in.
5.) Laugh rather loudly when a hungry Bigmouth Belly Dragger and a Sharp Beak are arguing and you are close to escaping them while they are doing that.
6.) Try and extract teeth from a Sharptooth's mouth without checking the pulse first to make sure he's REALLY dead. Extra points for lack of thinking if you actually go inside the mouth to do this.
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Insult a pair of domeheads and get splatted between them.
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Take eggs from Ozzy and hatch them.
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Doing a Threehorn impression and charging full-force into a mountain. That will only end badly. :p
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Stupid Claws dies of tickling after he tries to eat Guido.
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Slipping on a tree sweet (Prehistoric equivalent of slipping on a banana)
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Drink from the Big Water - read: Salt, lots and lots of Salt
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Think that all sharpteeth are stupid and tease Sharptooth.
Seeing this thread made me read 2019 Darwin Awards
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Being dumb enough to stick your head into a sharptooth's mouth to investigate the anatomy of their mouth from the inside. Unfortunately, this backfired horribly.
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Thinking there's magical portal at the bottom of sinking sand that grants you a wish. Oo
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You go for a swim in the Big Water, but then suddenly remember that you're not a swimmer.
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Non-swimmers trying to see the longest amount of time they can hold their breath underwater until they end up overestimating themselves and asphyxiating for real.
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Non-flyers try to fly by taking a running start off the edge of a cliff.
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Longnecks trying to hide behind a bush
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Being Rhett and trying to enter the Great Valley. :lol
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Being Rhett and trying to enter the Great Valley. :lol
just being Rhett in general :lol
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Tell mr. Threehorn you hurt his daughter
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Tell mr. Threehorn you hurt his daughter
Being the dominant partner in a relationship. (Did you see what Mr. Threehorn would've done to Taunt from the Seven Hunters if he didn't follow his terms in regards to dating Cera?) :lol
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Trying to make Head In Lion's Mouth magic trick, using Sharptotoh.
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To yell as loud as you can during a valley meeting with Mr. Threehorn to shut his mouth once and for all. :p
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^That might not actually be as fatalistic as one would think. In Saurus Rock, Littlefoot starts shouting at Topps and he actually backs down for once. I also seem to remember, in Stone of Cold Fire, the other adults call out Topps for being argumentative or something like that and Topps sheepishly owns up to it.
But anyway, trying to break open the Stone of Cold Fire.
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^What I meant was that by yelling, being continuous to tilt the threehorn. I guess I wasn't being coherent enough... ::)
Calling Chomper a tiny biter far too many times.
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Overdosing on Red Treestars. :sducky
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Trying to be a bait for Sharotooth who is immortal it seems, who can teleport it seems, and who can jump on impossible lenght... What the heck, he walks even faster than you run!
Though, plot armor would save you if you are main character.
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Trying to be a bait for Sharotooth who is immortal it seems, who can teleport it seems, and who can jump on impossible lenght... What the heck, he walks even faster than you run!
Though, plot armor would save you if you are main character.
Being killed by 5 Hatchling Leaf Eater Dinosaurs. :nyah
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Eating Spike's food. :TreeStar
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Eating Spike's food. :TreeStar
...and? Oo
Why you would be dead of that?
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Trying to ride Swimming Sharptooth, inventing surfing.
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^Isn't it obvious? One does not simply take Spike's food.
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^Isn't it obvious? One does not simply take Spike's food.
Lacing Spike's food and having an entire family of swimmers led by Ducky take their revenge against the perpetrator, then. :p
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^Isn't it obvious? One does not simply take Spike's food.
if you're not Stupid Claws who can be scared off of Spike's smell, then Spik can't do anything to you. :P
Lacing Spike's food and having an entire family of swimmers led by Ducky take their revenge against the perpetrator, then. :p
ok, THIS is more plausible. :)
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Being blown away by a gust of wind.
Cough, these guys ——> :opetrie :facepalm
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Deatth of tickling by feathered flyer (stupid lbt sequels sharpteeth... :/)
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Death by TPAM. Yikes, what the hell did you do to poor Chronos!? :opetrie
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Death by AFK.
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By AFK you mean Away From Conscious? :P
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Sure, we'll go with that. :P
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Angering Cera on purpose.
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Thinking sharpteeth can't swim or jump on the cliff. oops..
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Saying that uncut LBT1 copy doesn’t exist.
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Falling off the edge of Saurus Rock.
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Messing with any Mud Brother of Mo!
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Taking Petrie's snuggling stick while he's asleep.
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Try to catch flying Stone of Cold Fire
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Running straight into a swirling wind (Tornado).
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Knocking all the tree-sweets off the tree. Also going adventuring into the canyon of shiny stones.
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Refusing to be Hot & Stinky. —> x(cera
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Being a sharptooth and meeting the Gang.
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Being a sharptooth and meeting the Gang.
goodbye Chomper... :'(
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Dreaming about being astronaut, travel to space with method Gang used in VII, but using much more volcano power.
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If you're the parent of the main character... Congratulations, you're about to bite the dust! :p
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Being a sharptooth and meeting the Gang.
Ironically enough, the ones most likely to kill you are the ones most likely to spare and maybe befriend you at the same time. :P
Angering the rainbowfaces. Don’t complain that they shot you with a laser blaster. :PCera
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Being NOT gang and try to mess with THE Sharptooth.
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Being a Sharptooth and hearing the Yellowbellies “sing”. :sducky
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Jump into grumpy mountain of fire to make the rains start.
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Adventuring with a pack of yellowbellies.
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Getting stuck on a Mysterious Island with the plated Sharptooth. :opetrie
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Following a know-it-all flathead. :olittlefoot
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Following a holier-than-thou Threehorn. x(cera
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Asking Cera if she have crush on one certain longneck. :OhYou
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Slipping and getting caught in stinky vines and drowning.
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Asking Cera if she have crush on one certain longneck. :OhYou
Asking Littlefoot if he has a crush on one certain Threehorn. :OhYou
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Trying to wake up Grandpa Longneck and he rolls on you. *Fatality!*
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Destroying Saurus Rock. When bad luck strikes...tick tock your life runs out.
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Jump on Topsy’s face while he sleeps, and gets impaled.
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Asking Cera if she have crush on one certain longneck. :OhYou
Asking Littlefoot if he has a crush on one certain Threehorn. :OhYou
oh, c'mon, Littlefoot is the kindest dinosaur, unlike his girlfriend. So you're safe. :)
Welll, unless...
Being Sharptotoh that killed Littlefoot's mother
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Petrie not looking flys into a tree and a branch falls and breaks his neck.
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Being tail-slapped by Grandpa Longneck all the way into the Mysterious Beyond. :lol
Poor Littlefoot... (https://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=12939.msg492555#msg492555) :cry
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Spike rolls on Ducky for upteenth time in his sleep, and she can’t get air and dies.. :angel
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Camouflaging yourself in green food...when you also look green yourself. :^^spike :yum :sducky
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The Gang making camp in a wet cave.. that happens to be Sharptooth’s open mouth.
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Playing the Dinosaur Land app game.
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Be carried by Serris and then leap out of his talons to certain death.
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Getting bounced on by Yellowbellies. :PCera :PCera :PCera
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Eating too much stinky food and dying of gas.
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Thinking you're Prometheus who brings fire to dinosaurs.
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Joing Topsy in LBTIII during the fire.
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Not offering Gentle Sharptooth any pizza... :sducky
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Not offering Gentle Sharptooth any pizza... :sducky
Now wait a minute.. I’m not in LBT canon. :D XD
Make a big snowball to take out a sharptooth, get caught in snowball abd roll into his mouth.
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Eating treestar look-alikes, that are very deadly.
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Thinking you're invulnerable like Sharptotoh and jumping into Great Crack.
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Eat too many Red Rickle Treestars and be tickled inside to death.
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Kissing Mr. Threehorn, just to see what happens.
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Get sat on by Cera.
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Getting sat on by infinite yellowbellies. :PCera + Cera x(cera
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Choking on a Treestar. :TreeStar
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Playing "Jump and get swept away" in Big Water.
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Get head stuck in a log and fall into Big Water.
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Trying anything on this list, just to see what would happen. :crazy
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Jump in pile of treestars over a lava flow. 🌋
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Being Chomper, and losing a tooth.
But the tooth never grows back.
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Put on a leaf blindfold and walk into the sinking sand by sheltering grass.
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Trying to fly when you are NOT a flyer.
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Failing to stifle a sneeze when hiding from a sharptooth. :sducky :evilsmile
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Now that's just plain cruel! :(petrie
Mistaking Mr. Threehorn for a lady :facepalm
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Telling Littlefoot you killed his mother.
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Being Rhett's friend, and seeing Redclaw :rhett_ohno
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Walking into a cave of Fast Biter and the entrance shuts.
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Big flyer from movie VII crash lands right into you :rhett_ohno
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Looks over a ledge in the Mysterious Beyond and falls.. :sducky
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Trusting yellowbellies to take you back home.
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Slam head in ground like Yellowbelly and crack your skull.
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Calling Cera fatty, being in her hearing radius. :O
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Petrie forgeting to fly over lava flows. :opetrie
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Thinking something mean about Cera. She's physic! ;)Cera
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Falling into a pit of starves fast biters.
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Kissing Red Claw. :lol
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Playing with your snuggling stick recklessly.
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Kissing Red Claw. :lol
Aww.. Redclaw never gonna find love? :bestsharptooth
Playing the Ducky Hop game on a lake of ice and crack! 🌫
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Playing the brand new game, "Count to 50 before a sharptooth hears you" in the Mysterious Beyond.
1,2,3... :whatdidyousay... he heard you.
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Sticking your face above the underground water in Threehorn Peak to get a whiff of the egg-stealer-breath smell, not realizing some scorching hot steam is about to bubble up...
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Being poor Ducky in Dinosaur Land Adventure.
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Being dared to jump from Saurus Rock because Rhett says you can fly. “Order fall and go splat!@ (Anakin, How The Rise of Skywalker Should Have Ended).
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Cutting in front of a blind Longneck
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Slip of log into Bug Water and get eaten by Swimming Sharptooth.
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Tricia goes up to you and says your name, and you die because of pure cuteness!
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Tricia goes up to you and says your name, and you die because of pure cuteness!
XD Hilarious!
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Get between two domeheads and lose your footing.
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Flying on the back of a flyer and not wearing your seat belt, or watching the safety precaution video.
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Singing Adventuring in the Land of the Feathered Sharpteeth. :whatdidyousay:
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Everyone sings "Adventuring" except you, and you get attacked.
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Slip on wet tree stars and slide onto a sharptooth’s mouth.
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Seeing a good side to Thud, and trusting him, but he eats you :rhett_ohno :thudstonk
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Doing s backflip and landing in boiling black oil pool.
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Standing in the way of a Yellowbelly and his berry bush.
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Getting beneath Grandpa’s tree trunk feet when he’s groggy in the morning.
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Stealing an egg from Ozzy. Enough said! :OzzyAngry
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Trying to wake Sharptooth and he snaps you up.
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Knocking a tooth off Saurus Rock, giving you bad luck. You then will get hit on the head by a rock.
That's Baaaaad Luck! :SmugSpike
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Playing underwater and forgetting to get air.
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Insulting Redclaw.
He will hunt you down until he finds you.......
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Tickling the Horned Sharptooth’s tail with a Yellowbelly feather.
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Proposing to Cera when she is in a bad mood. I'm warning you Littlefoot. :lfsadface
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Insulting Redclaw.
He will hunt you down until he finds you.......
that's truth...
because when he does...
You will die...
of laughter! XD
Proposing to Cera when she is in a bad mood. I'm warning you Littlefoot. :lfsadface
You will die twice if you dare to make different type of proposal...
wink
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Go with Tria to mud spa when you are allergic to mud.
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Crash landing your flying saucer. :rainbowwave
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Touch Stone of Cold Fire and turn to ice.
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Cold Fire Ducky burns you.
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Insist the Rainbowfaces tell. :D
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Climbing the top of a tree to get the best treestars. :TreeStar
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Tripping on Tinysaur and breaking your neck.
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Not that remids me...
Die by tinysaurs' tickling.
*facepalm*
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Get dropped by clumsy Guido from a tall height.
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Not that remids me...
Die by Guido's feater tickling.
*facepalm. again!*
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Get poked in eye by Petrie’s snuggling stick.
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Stone of Cold Fire lands on you.
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Tooth of Saurus Rock breaks off and lands on yoy.
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Getting sat on by herd of Yellowbellies. :opetrie :sducky
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Eating poisoned berries as a yellowbelly.
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Laughing at this guy. :bestsharptooth That's a hard one, because you really want to laugh at this guy. Ha ha! :p
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Taking Sticktooth’s stick.
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Hiding from Sticktooth inside a log.
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Taking one of Maia’s eggs.
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Getting in between two domeheads when they're getting ready to headbutt.
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Using a vine to swing across a deep abyss and it snaps.
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Holding an egg when Ozzy is nearby.
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Waking Sharptooth from his nap.
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Not staying in a group.
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Standing imfront of a herd of Gallimimus fleeing a Sharptooth.
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Trying to make all sharpteeth tame like Chomper.
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Sleep walking into a lava flow.
Thanks for reminding me @RainbowFaceProtege :)
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Welcome. ;)Cera
Might as well add, "Sleep-flying into the Mysterious Beyond."
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Trying to steal a treesweet when Mr. Threehorn is on duty.
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Hide in the tall grass from Plated Sharptooth.. he tears through it. :o
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Destroy the cave you live in, and get pushed out of the cave by the water flow and fall down into the Mysterious Beyond.
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Play on the sail of a Sail Back Sharptooth.
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Try and recreate the experience of being in a sharptooth's mouth by going in a sharptooth's mouth.
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Eat all the treesweets in the Hidden Canyon and fall asleep as Redclaw, Screech, and Thud arrive.
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Sitting on a rock on the edge of a mountain, and the rock falls.
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Telling Saro to speak to Grandpa and he stomps causing rock slide to kill you.
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Playing "The Floor is Lava" in an actual lava pit.
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Dil saying hide in his mouth and you do.
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Guido gliding in an updraft and being sent spiraling into a Smoking Mountain.
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Taking swimming lessons with Swimming Sharptooth and he promises “not to bite.”
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Getting squished by a stupid stomper.
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Staying underwater with Mo without getting a breath.
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Looking directly in the Bright Circle. Shiny peep eye no-no!
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Toosy sleeps rams (he’s verauon of sleep walk) you.
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Mistaking Threehorn for a lady.
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Scaring Rhett who gets an adult longneck posse to come and tranple you.
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Tinysaurus tickle you to death.
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Hitch a ride of Seirra. XD
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Getting in a snowball fight with Mr. Threehorn.
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Being Chomper’s friend for dinner! :o
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Rising Sharptooth’s back off the cliff in LBTI.
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Pulling a feather off Guido.
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Gwtting in the way of Chomper’s Bright Beam.
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Telling Tria that you love her when Mr. Threehorn is around.
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Getting hugged by prehistoric Anaconda.
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Finding Skycolor Stones when Ducky is right behind you.
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Playing pinecone and knocking its against a wall that is a Sailed Back Sharptooth’s sail.
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Saying that it's okay to go see Sailed Back Sharptooth because everyone has good inside.
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Hurting the sailed back Sharptooth’s feelings because apparently he don’t have good inside? :O
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Trying to fly when you're not a flyer.
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Getting flattened by a gang of yellowbellies. :PCera :PCera :PCera
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Daring this guy --> :whatdidyousay to bite you.
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Trying to explore how deep is chasm around the Great Valley.
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Insulting Red Claw and saying he is the most pathetic Sharptooth evah. :RedclawTerrified
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^you mean, Stupid Claws would die of hearing insult about him? XD
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Thinking that if Chomper is super cute and friendly, then all sharpteeth are harmless.
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Playing jump and get swept away when the water is lava. :GuidoAAAAAHHHHHH
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Taking on Rinkus and Sierra as a one-man army
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heh
Being one-dino army and fighting against all sharpteeth. It could work, but you forgot there's original Sharptooth among enemy army...
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By messing with Mo-o-o-o or his Mu-u-u-ud Brothers! :MoEvil :MoEvil :Mo
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Confusing rock with LBT1 Sharptooth while choosing sleeping place. (I'm looking at you, gang minus Littlefoot from LBT10...)
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Confusing Fast Biter tail for snuggling stick. :thudLOL :thudLOL :thudLOL
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Choking on treesweets. :GuidoAAAAAHHHHHH
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Sleepwalking into a Sharptooth's mouth. :facepalm
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Thinking you can fly when you are a threehorn. ;)
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Thinking "Threehorns can do anything!" and go fighting The Sharptooth alone.
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Thinking your the Lone Dinosaur and taking on the Meanest Sharptooth.
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Thinking you should catch falling Stone of Cold Fire to get its powers.
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Jumping over a cliff when the log bridge is gone.
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Tickles :Tickles Tickles you to death.
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Closing your eyes as lava approaches.
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Fly to Beyond the Mysterious Beyond with Volcano&Steam&Rock Plate trick.
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Jump off a cliff like Ozzy and Strut.
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Getting between Evil Ducky and her Skycolor Stones.
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Being a sharptooth other than Chomper anywhere NEAR the gang.
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Being a sharptooth other than Chomper anywhere NEAR the gang.
poor Chomper's parents...
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Confuse LBT1 Sharptooth with huge stone and make sleeping nest near it.
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Fall asleep on a log sailing on Big Water and the Swimming Sharptooth has Hebi-kabob.
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Giving Mr threehorn a lecture of how to not be racist
pretending to be a sharptooth in front of a crowd of dinos
Calling Ruby a chicken
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Remind Mr Threehorn about his brilliant fire escape plan
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Asking Mr. Clubtail what a bopper is.
What exactly is a bopper, anyway?
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(wasn't it bumper?)
Reminding Littlefoot and Cera about their first mothers in bad way.
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(wasn't it bumper?)
Reminding Littlefoot and Cera about their first mothers in bad way.
I thought it was bopper. I'll need to check sometime.
Annoying Sierra.
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Standing in the middle of a pack of sleeping fastbiters
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Standing in the middle of a pack of NON-SLEEPING fastbiters! :rhett_shocked :thudLOL
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Trying to decide which rock to jump on, and when you choose, the rock is a BELLYDRAGGER!!! :GuidoAAAAAHHHHHH
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Dying from hunger, being bellydragger, waiting for Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike Gang finally start to jump on rocks.
ahem, LBT 10, ahem.
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Dying from hunger, being bellydragger, waiting for Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike Gang finally start to jump on rocks.
ahem, LBT 10, ahem.
:SharptoothAmused Good one!
Mo's Mud Brother fight gets a little out of hand and he drowns you in mud. :MoEvil
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During the drought, you drink some “precious water,” and choke to death when Mr. Threehorn interrogates you.
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Jumping into lava, assuming it's just orange water. :facepalm
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Be eaten by original Sharptooth, thinking he's yet another stupid sharptooth who can't catch a standing yellowbelly.
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looking up land before time r34. :)
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*inspired by Gentle's recent post in Caption Pic*
Walk in front of sharptooth, thinking that if you are green colored, sharpteeth won't eat you, because sharpteeth don't like green food. And because sharpteeth are stupid.
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looking up land before time r34. :)
(thanks, now I gotta look it up to see what it is. ee)
Your only escape from a two footer is to fly but you're Guido
Iz ok, I still love you, bird brain :feelsgoodman
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looking up land before time r34. :)
(thanks, now I gotta look it up to see what it is. ee)
Your only escape from a two footer is to fly but you're Guido
Iz ok, I still love you, bird brain :feelsgoodman
pls tell me you did not just looked land before time r34 up.
saying longnecks are better than three Horns in front of topsi
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looking up land before time r34. :)
(thanks, now I gotta look it up to see what it is. ee)
Your only escape from a two footer is to fly but you're Guido
Iz ok, I still love you, bird brain :feelsgoodman
pls tell me you did not just looked land before time r34 up.
saying longnecks are better than three Horns in front of topsi
ehh, something about cars i thinks
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Being any other male sharptooth but The Sharptooth and trying to impress female by jumping over a large bottomless chasm. :MommaSmile