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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Arts => Silver Screen => Topic started by: Megatoph on April 11, 2006, 04:38:42 PM

Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: Megatoph on April 11, 2006, 04:38:42 PM
i have to say the most stupidest movie i ever seen is
the texas chainsaw masicare 2  :angry:  it was absalutly redicules i meen the whole movie had nothin but screamin about nothin now i rented the damn movie for the blood not for the screamin bloody murder i want blood
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: Dash The Longneck on April 11, 2006, 04:48:33 PM
There actually was a two too that piece of garbage?

Stupidest movie I've ever seen I've got a list....

1. Texas Chainsaw Massacre [The remake]

2. Fear.com[I swear I don't know why I spent money on that]

3. Chicken Little

4. Robots

5. The Cat in the Hat[You know the one with Mike Myers]

6. Valiant

7. Garfield[Why they're making a sequeal too that I'll never know]

Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: F-14 Ace on April 11, 2006, 05:00:54 PM
Doogal (I hate it to hell! :mad  :mad  :x )

Captain America (sucked so much! :x )

Raise the TItanic (come on!  THey actually sailed it home!  Like it would still work after being underwater for years! :mad  :x )

Final Destonation

 Chucky movies (all of them) (Comeon, a killer doll?  How doesa doll kill someone? :mad  :x )

Jason X (too stupid for words!)
It (a killer clown?  THat is sure to give me nightmares! :lol its caled getting a shotgun and shooting that freak right between the eyes!)

Some Michael Jackson movie.  I forget the title.  (I can't even begin to discribe how retarded this was.)
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: Dash The Longneck on April 11, 2006, 05:38:24 PM
Quote from: F-14 Ace,Apr 11 2006 on  04:00 PM
Doogal (I hate it to hell! :mad  :mad  :x )

Captain America (sucked so much! :x )

Raise the TItanic (come on!  THey actually sailed it home!  Like it would still work after being underwater for years! :mad  :x )

Final Destonation

 Chucky movies (all of them) (Comeon, a killer doll?  How doesa doll kill someone? :mad  :x )

Jason X (too stupid for words!)
It (a killer clown?  THat is sure to give me nightmares! :lol its caled getting a shotgun and shooting that freak right between the eyes!)

Some Michael Jackson movie.  I forget the title.  (I can't even begin to discribe how retarded this was.)
Which reminds me Seed of Chucky also a movie I hate. And I'll tell you how in the first movie near the beginning this killer named Chucky is running from this cop.  So the Cop follows the guy into the toy store. The killer sees this doll and starts chanting some words in another language. SO this doll is possessed by the killer's spirit AKA Chucky.
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: F-14 Ace on April 11, 2006, 05:47:37 PM
That is retarded!  I also saw this movie about some 5000 year old voodoo doll that went around killuing people.  It cut the phonelines of this house so nobody could make phone calls.  Yeah, like a 5000 year old doll would know to cut phone lines! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol  :lol  :lol !
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: Dash The Longneck on April 11, 2006, 07:12:19 PM
That plot sounds familiar. And I have heard of stupider plots. Like the movie with the killer clown.
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: Cyberlizard on April 11, 2006, 08:15:00 PM
You mean the one based off Stephen King's novel, "IT"?
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: Dash The Longneck on April 11, 2006, 08:37:10 PM
I'm not too sure haven't seen it uhhhhhh......... Yeah I think that was the name of it. The plot sounded so pathetic I didn't even bother. Most Stephen King books are better then the movies. Like Cujo the movie was so boring but the book now that was entertaining.
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: Megatoph on April 11, 2006, 10:09:54 PM
actually theres anouther idia like the killer clown in fact its called attack of the killer clowns its realy stupid its about alien clowns comin to earth and killin people in stupid ways
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: Cyberlizard on April 11, 2006, 10:19:31 PM
OH OH!  Have you heard of the telivision show Mystery Science Theatre 3000?  That show is soooo funny!  It's about this guy who is sent into space and is forced to watch really bad movies from the olden days.  Like Teenagers From Outer Space, Gunslinger, The Brain That Wouldn't Die and Attack of the Killer leeches for this scientist who is planning to dominate the world.  And to relieve himslef of the pain, he makes fun of the movies he is forced to watch.  IT'S SO DAMN FUNNYYYYYY!  :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: Dash The Longneck on April 11, 2006, 10:23:55 PM
Oh that sounds like a show that I'd like. What channel is it on?
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: Cyberlizard on April 11, 2006, 10:25:31 PM
It's off the airwaves now, but you can get different volumes of it on DVD.  I got mine at Hastings for about 40$.
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: Dash The Longneck on April 11, 2006, 10:32:04 PM
Oh thanks! I just checked Amazon and they had it had too check up the price. Sorry, my school never taught me about other currency so I wasn't too sure how much 40$ was. Once again sorry. But thanks for telling me.
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: Cyberlizard on April 11, 2006, 10:34:05 PM
No problem.  :DD   The show was made a long time ago so the special effects are a bit dated.  But the jokes and wisecracks are HILARIOUS!   :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol   I'm acutally watching an episode on my computer right now.  :D
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: F-14 Ace on April 11, 2006, 11:28:26 PM
Killer Clowns From Outer Space was so stupid!  Wat were those producers smoking?  A combo of pot and crack?  That would make them crackpots! :lol
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: Megatoph on April 11, 2006, 11:32:35 PM
reply to cyberlizard,you see the one were that one robot hollers out packers win the superbowl packers win the superbowl actualy you can catch the show on scifi channel in the early mornins
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: Cyberlizard on April 11, 2006, 11:39:33 PM
No, but I HAVE seen the one where Crow (The gold robot) says "Mmmm, he's loading his gun with Tootsie Rolls." When they watched "Attack of the Killer Leeches."  I actually heard the reruns stopped on the SciFi Channel two years ago.  They're still on?  :huh:
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: Megatoph on April 11, 2006, 11:43:48 PM
whow they cut them of the air that was a cool show that pisses me off i loved that show although it might still be on probly in the early mornin like 1:00am or somethin
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: Cyberlizard on April 11, 2006, 11:49:00 PM
I have volume six on DVD.
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: Megatoph on April 11, 2006, 11:50:03 PM
BTW cyberlizard did you check out my responce on things you hate man i got pissed on that one

yah you might be able to catch Mystery Science Theatre 3000 on scifi every once in a while if your lucky
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: Cyberlizard on April 11, 2006, 11:51:49 PM
And if I don't I'll have four episodes to watch on my computer.  :P:
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: Megatoph on April 12, 2006, 12:08:56 AM
:angry: i tell ya the movies that i saw that was stupid they where the showa gamera  series it was so dumb a giant firebreathin turtle that likes children aw man the first gamera was a good movie till these came out thank god dieie desided to dump the series and made the hesies gamera atleast that gamera was belevable.
a monster friends to children jeez thats stupid also the acting was horrible the gamera suit was also rediculess theres no way a guy could be able to praform in that suite with out suffering exhastion and the constant opponints was all aliens but thats one thing the hesies wanted to correct.
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: Cyberlizard on April 12, 2006, 12:11:58 AM
Oh good god.  A children-loving monster?!  Give me a break!!
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: Megatoph on April 12, 2006, 12:37:07 AM
THANK GOD dieie desided to scrap the showa gamera after whatchin thoughs movies i had to chunk my chichen.a monster that loves children i hope who ever had that idia gets his ass kicked.

but thats in the past right now dieie is making a new gamera series and has nothing about children loven monsters in it in fact if im luck maby they'll have a movie were godzilla fights gamera that'll be cool
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: buba on April 12, 2006, 02:41:53 AM
I hate film where one man killed five people. He went to police station and killed himself.
I never saw something that boring.
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: WeirdRaptor on April 16, 2006, 07:21:04 PM
Once, I thought the stupidest movie I ever saw was "Dumb and Dumbr", but then they made "Dumb and Dumberer", and I found out that I was wrong. "Dumb and Dumberer" managed to even more stupid.
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: Petrie. on April 17, 2006, 08:03:56 AM
^ Never saw it, but I wouldn't doubt if there are some Homer Simpsons and Peter Griffins out there...just as stupid.
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: Nick22 on April 17, 2006, 10:52:53 PM
I actually Liked dumb and Dumber. It's funny-in an inanely stupid sort of way.
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: action9000 on April 18, 2006, 01:57:44 AM
I haven't seen Dumb and Dumberer, but I enjoyed Dumb and Dumber for what it was worth :lol

Not many films are coming to mind as being officially Stupid.  Perhaps the best example I can think of right now is the sequel to XXX.

XXX was an acceptable enough action movie.  The fact that there was a sequel made when the original actor, Vin Diesel, refused to play the lead again, seemed like a very good reason to Not make the sequel.  The movie itself was even worse than this fact.  It lost so much when the original actor didn't return, and the film didn't have enough redeeming qualities to make up for it.

I thought of this only because I watched XXX at a friends' house this weekend :p
Title: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: WeirdRaptor on November 01, 2017, 06:51:49 PM
Hey, guys, I'm bumping this because I think we can perhaps reopen it since we've had a lot of new members, hence a lot of viewpoints, since the last response.
Title: Re: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: Sergeant Burker on July 01, 2018, 01:06:48 AM
If I'm gonna be honest here... the stupidest film I've ever seen was Infinity War.  :OhYou
Yep, I'm being serious here.

Chicken Little and Home on the Range are good to me,
plus the Cat in the Hat is on my list of favorite live-action movies.
Title: Re: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: WeirdRaptor on July 12, 2018, 03:07:00 PM
Doogal (I hate it to hell! :mad  :mad  :x )

Captain America (sucked so much! :x )

Raise the TItanic (come on!  THey actually sailed it home!  Like it would still work after being underwater for years! :mad  :x )

Final Destonation

 Chucky movies (all of them) (Comeon, a killer doll?  How doesa doll kill someone? :mad  :x )

Jason X (too stupid for words!)
It (a killer clown?  THat is sure to give me nightmares! :lol its caled getting a shotgun and shooting that freak right between the eyes!)

Some Michael Jackson movie.  I forget the title.  (I can't even begin to discribe how retarded this was.)

This answer threw me for a loop for a moment, because now we live in a reality where decent Captain America movies exist. I was like, "Huh? Captain America: The First Avenger wasn't good enough to warrant that kind of criticism." LOL
Title: Re: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: WeirdRaptor on July 12, 2018, 03:07:29 PM
If I'm gonna be honest here... the stupidest film I've ever seen was Infinity War.  :OhYou
Yep, I'm being serious here.

Chicken Little and Home on the Range are good to me,
plus the Cat in the Hat is on my list of favorite live-action movies.
You're just saying that because it kicked the crap out of every DC film ever made.
Title: Re: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: DiddyKF1 on August 13, 2018, 05:27:58 PM
Oh, dear. I honestly have had a couple of misfortunes of being forced into watching movies that turned out to be bad, such as the dreadful "Lost Boys" sequels, but the worst I ever saw was that absolutely blasphemous "Jack and Jill" film (Adam Sandler). It was so bad that it swept every award at the Razzies! Ugh! I'll be happy to never watch that movie again!
Title: Re: the stupidest movie you ever seen
Post by: Tigress on August 16, 2018, 11:54:28 PM
While not the stupidest movie ever, this was one I would of left the theater if only I didn't wanna waste the $17 I spent on a ticket.

Show Dogs, with the whole  controversy  thing aside (the scene in question was indeed cut) the movie was flat out boring.
Relied to much on stupid corny jokes, and the 'panda' looked fake as hell. Yes all the animals were CGI they least looked real. That panda..they didn't even try.

And of course the main male dog character has a fancy pedigree love interest cause what else.

I love animal based movies but this one..my cat makes more interesting stuff in his litter box. Yes it aimed towards kids but even the kids looked bored leaving.

I went thinking it would be like the movie Snow Dogs which I loved since I saw it in theaters way back in 2002. Not even close.