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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: AvestheForumFox on November 24, 2007, 12:06:49 PM

Title: MST3K - Santa Conquers the Martians
Post by: AvestheForumFox on November 24, 2007, 12:06:49 PM
Hum de dum de dum de du -

Oh my, what have we here? o.0;

(http://www.geocities.com/ryan_s19/pictures/images/cap002_JPG.jpg)

Santa Clause and a buncha people in Martian pajamas?!?

One of the worst Christmas films ever made? (Santa Conquers the Martians)

We cant leave this image unscathed! Nope nope nope!

Rip it apart gang!
Title: MST3K - Santa Conquers the Martians
Post by: landbeforetimelover on November 24, 2007, 12:16:33 PM
Santa (to little boy):  You see those people out there?

Boy: Yes.

Santa:  Did you know that they're watching you?

Boy: What?

Santa: So what do you want for christmas?

Boy: Now wait!  What do you mean they're watching me?

Santa:  You're on their screens right now.

Boy: How?

Santa: I don't know.  You tell me.

Boy: How am I supposed to know?

Santa: Because you're smarter than I am.

Boy:  You really mean it?

Santa: No, I was just leading you on.  You're a dumb ***.

Boy:  what's a dumb ***?

Santa:  Shhhhhh!  They're watching!

Boy:  Who's watching?

Santa:  Everyone but me.

Boy:  But arn't you always supposed to be watching?

Santa (mumbling): What a dumb *** :rolleyes:

Wow.  I think that was the dumbest caption I've ever came up with. :p