Hiya guys. I've hadthis episdoe 34 already written up for over a year, and never posted, because I wanted to get 33 up first. Meh, That's not happenning, so you should at least get to read this one, so it's the new episode 33. This features a OC from TrulyFantasticMe, not that she even remembers that character now.
Anyway, hope you like thislittle moresilly episode!
Episode 33 - Always the Same Ham
William Shatner would be proud!Scene: The Great Valley, just outside the Professor's Cave.
The senile old professor and the Gang are gathered up. Most of the Gang are talking to each other, while Ducky and the Professor are off to the side.
Ducky: "This is going to be fun, is it not, Professor?"
Professor: "Yes, yes, but before all of that, let me give you a lesson on how to laugh, little swimmer!"
Ducky: "But I already know how to laugh, silly!"
Professor: "Not the right way, though! Here, you're supposed to laugh like this."
(The old man starts laughing maniacally.) (Ducky follows suit, but gives a more playful laugh.)
Professor: "No, no, no! Not like that! It has to come from further down! From the gut!"
(The Professor laughs maniacally again.) (Ducky gives another playful laugh.)
Professor: "Oh, it's hopeless!"
Ducky: "Oh, it is okay, Professor!"
Littlefoot: "Yeah, we're just gonna have some fun today!"
Professor: "So, everyone here yet?"
Petrie: "Not me uncle!"
Professor: "Wait, HE wants to play this, too?"
Pterano: "Of course!"
Professor: "Ahh!"
The Professor jumps around in a frenzy to see the old flyer.
Professor: "You know not to surprise me like that!"
Pterano: "Oh, so sorry about that, poor old..."
Littlefoot: "...Human."
Pterano: ...Yes. Well, whatever you are."
Littlefoot: "So, you're ready to play with us, Pterano?"
Pterano: "I've already said so, child!"
Professor: "You really wanna play some kid's game, old
Pteranodon?"
Pterano: "This isn't just some child's play, Professor! I believe it's something everyone should try out. It sharpens the mind. Sharpens the tounge. It's a very important skill, after all."
Littlefoot: "It is?"
Pterano: "Oh my, it is! You can get yourself out of an abundance of trouble with it!"
Cera: Humpth! You would know!"
Petrie: "Oh no, oh no, oh nohoho!"
Cera: "What's it this time, Petrie?"
Petrie: "Sh...sharptooth flyer back!"
Chomper looks up into the sky, and see's this new flyer, who's blue in color.
Chomper: "Wait, he's not my friend! Who is that?"
Petrie: "Me no wanna find out!"
Cera: Um, me either!"
Petrie takes off, while Cera starts to bolt. Chomper goes to hide behind some bushes.
Littlefoot: "Everyone! Run!"
Pterano's voice suddenly changes to a much less eloquent, more rukkish tone.
Pterano: "Holy Hola Doughnut! Could it be?"
The blue flyer tackles Pterano.
Petrie: "Uncle!"
Petrie flies back, but notices the two flyers are actually hugging.
Flying Sharptooth: "It's been such a long time!"
Pterano: "I know, you crazy old flyer!"
Flying Sharptooth: "You're the crazy one, ya old flyer!"
Pterano: Oh, I know. Just playing with ya, is all!"
Petrie: "...Uncle?"
The rest of the Gang and the Professor come back.
Professor: "What's the meaning of this!?"
Ducky: "Yeah, what is going on, Pterano?"
Littlefoot: "And what about your voice, Mr. Pterano? It just sounds so...differenty."
Pterano: "My voice?"
Pterano clears his throat, and returns to his regular, eloquent self.
Pterano: "Oh yes, That. Sorry about that, children. This brave, valiant young lad here just brought up... something in me."
Cera: "Who IS this flyer here, though?"
Professor: "Yes, let's get on with it!"
Pterano: "Well, if you'd give an old flyer the time of day to explain himself!"
He motions to the sharptooth flyer.
Pterano: "Anyway, this is Devon here."
Ducky: "Why, hello Devon!"
Ruby: "Yes, hello to you, Devon! To you, hello!"
Littlefoot: "Welcome to the Great Valley!"
Devon: "Well, thank ya, kids! This is a pretty nice place, now that I've seen it!"
Cera: "What's up with this sharptoothed flyer though? Is he like those OTHER flyer friends you had?"
Pterano: "Sort of, I suppose, but not exactly. He's... well, I think that's better left in the past."
Devon: "Yeah, don't really wanna think about that!"
Professor: "So, what brings you around here, Devin?"
Devon: "Nothing much., just finally decided to follow my papa here."
Littlefoot: "Father?"
Pterano: "Yes, Littlefoot. Devon is my beloved son!"
Cera: "WHAT!?"
Professor: (Laughs maniacally.) "My, I'd love to see what his mother looks like!"
Pterano: "Hmm? Oh, no, no! I don't mean like that! You see, I adopted him."
Ducky: "Oh. You mean like when my mommy adopted Spike, right?"
Pterano: "Yes, little swimmer, just like that. I adopted Devon because he didn't have any fam..."
He glances over at Devon, who looks back blankly.
Pterano: "...Well, let's just say he had no one that loved him, shall we?"
Professor: "So, will you be staying here, with us, Devin?"
Pterano: "It's Devon."
Professor: "Devin?"
Pterano: "...No, aged creature,.I said Devon!"
Professor: "Devin?"
Devon: "It's Devon! Devon! Get it right, you fuzzy faced... thing!"
Professor: "Da Von!? Who the tail names their son Da Von!?"
Pterano: "You wouldn't want to know, poor old Professor. Believe me!"
Littlefoot: "So, we ready to start, Professor?"
Devon: "Start? Start what?"
Pterano: "Ah, yes! Of course!"
Professor: "Then, let's begin!"
Everyone scampers off quickly, leaving Devon behind, just standing there, confused.
Devon: "Hmm, where'd everybody head off too?"
He starts pacing around the field, looking around. Suddenly, a bush shakes, and the flyer's head snaps.
Devon: "What was THAT!?"
Littlefoot jumps out of the bushes, looking angrily at Devon.
Littlefoot: "Back, foul beast!"
Devon: "Foul beast? Whatcha even talkin' bout?"
Littlefoot: "Leave this peaceful little valley alone! Go back and tell you're master that, too!"
Devon: "Now hold on a minute there, I ain't here to hurt anybody!"
Littlefoot: "You mean you haven't come from Ducky? The evil Professor Ducky?"
Devon: "I don't even know what your talking bout!"
Littlefoot: "That's good, I guess. It's probably better you don't know about her."
The longneck turns around, slowly pacing dramatically.
Littlefoot: I've been trying to stop her, for she's trying to take over this very valley!"
Devon: "WHAT!?"
Littlefoot: "Yes, I'm afraid. She's after... something. Something that would give her great power."
Devon: "Wow, sounds awful!"
Littlefoot: "I'm trying to stop her, you see. I'm the Looone Dinosaur, afterall!"
Devon: "...Really?"
Littlefoot: "Of course!"
The longneck starts pacing some more.
Littlefoot: "It's just this time, I'm not so sure..."
Devon: "So sure of what?"
Littlefoot: "That I'll be able to stop her. I've stopped her before, yes, but if she finds that... stone, I don't know what'll happen!"
Devon: "Bummer."
Littlefoot: "This time, I'm gonna need help."
Devon: "Oh... k."
Littlefoot: "So, would you like to join me on my quest?"
Devon: "Me?"
Littlefoot: "Yeah. You seem pretty okay to me, and I'm gonna need the help!"
Devon: "Oh, what tha heck, I got nothin better to do!"
Littlefoot: "Then, let's go!"
Littlefoot starts marching off, with Devon following pretty far behind. Suddenly, The Professor sticks his head out of some nearby bushes.
Professor: "BREAK!"
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Scene: The Great Valley.
Littlefoot is huddled up at the bush the Professor is hiding in, while Devon stands back.
Professor: "We really gonna let him play along?"
Littlefoot: "Well, he kinda said he wanted to, so we kinda have to."
Professor: (Sighs.) "Oh, alright, but you're not making this easy on me! All this improvising at the last second and what all!"
The old man rushes back into the foliage, while the longneck turns around and rejoins Devon.
Devon: "Hey, what was he doing there?"
Littlefoot: "Who?"
Devon: "You know, that old...thing that can't say my name right."
Littlefoot: "I don't know what your talking about. It's just the two of us here."
Devon: "No, I mean there was something in that bush. You were talking to em!"
Littlefoot: "I wasn't talking to anyone, flyer."
Devon: "Oh, never mind."
Littlefoot: "Anyway, let's get going!"
Scene: The Great Valley, near the watering hole.
Littlefoot and Devon are still walking along.
Devon: "So, this valley here is a little...different, isn't it?"
Littlefoot: "It's great, isn't it? I mean, that's why we call it the Great Valley, afterall!"
Devon: "Yeah, really... great."
Littlefoot: "Alright, we're coming up to the watering hole. Just keep low."
Devon: "Why?"
Littlefoot: "It's the pointy one's lair."
Devon: "Pointy one? Whose..."
Cera: "Humpth! Who goes there!?"
Littlefoot: "Oh no, it's her!"
Devon: "But's it's just some little threehorn."
Cera: "Hello, I asked you two hatchlings a question! Who goes there?"
Littlefoot: "It is I, The Looone Dinosaur! And this here is..."
Devon: "Devon."
Littlefoot: "Really? That's not a very interesting name."
Devon: "What?
Littlefoot: "Well, you can come up with something better than that, can't you?"
Cera: "Yeah, it's no fun otherwise."
Devon: "Hmm. How bout fearsome flyer?"
Littlefoot: "Much better!"
Cera: "Now then... NONE SHALL PASS!"
Littlefoot: "But we must!"
Cera: "This is MY waterng hole, and it's my saying who's passing and not passing!."
Littlefoot: "We're gonna pass, even if I have to fight you for it!"
Littlefoot charges forward, knocking Cera into the water.
Cera: "Ow! That's not fair!"
Littlefoot: "Yes it is!"
Cera: "I ain't gonna give up, you know!"
Littlefoot: (Whispers.) "Hey, we're already late, just move on already."
Cera: (Whispers.) "Oh, okay. "(Shouting.) "Oh, you've beaten me! Please, have mercy on me!"
Littlefoot: "I'll spare you, if you help us take down Ducky!"
Cera: (Gasps.) "You mean THE Ducky? The evil Professor Ducky?"
Littlefoot: "The very same! So, will you help us on our quest?"
Cera: "Hmm. Oh, alright, just as long as I get all the credit for it!"
Scene: A forest in the Great Valley.
The threesome walks along a bit more, before the flyer get's a question.
Devon: "So, where we off to right now?"
Littlefoot: "Looking for some more help."
Devon: "We really have to?"
Cera: "Look, you've got me, you don't need anybody else!"
Littlefoot: "You know, I can't do this alone. I don't even think the two of us could do it, or the three of us. That's why I'm here. I'm looking for somebody that can help us. I'm looking for a certain... flyer."
Devon: "Flyer? You mean Pterano?"
Littlefoot: "Is that what your kind calls him? I only know him as the fearless flyer!"
Devon: "Well, yeah. He is a pretty awesome dad, ain't he?"
Littlefoot: (Gasps) "You mean, your realated to the fearless flyer?"
Devon: "Well, duh! Already told ya that, smart egg!"
Littlefoot: "Where is he?"
Devon: "I don't really know. Guess he'd be over at his nest or something."
Littlefoot: "Nest... nest... do you mean the flyer nest on tall, tall ridge?"
Devon: "What are you even talking about?"
Littlefoot: "Let's go!"
Scene: The Great Wall, at the flyer nest.
Littlefoot, Cera and Devon trek up to the base of the cliff where the flyer nest resides.
Littlefoot: "Hello up there!"
A few moments go by before the old flyer replies from atop the nest.
Pterano: "Who DARES to disturb my slumber?"
Littlefoot: "It is I, the Looone Dinosaur!"
Pterano: "Piff! What does some simple longneck want with me?"
Littlefoot: "We need your help, fearless flyer! We have to take down the evil professor Ducky!"
Pterano: "Ah, so the land crawlers are finally wisening up, and begging for my assistance?"
Littlefoot: "I'm afraid so. It's a pretty bad situation."
Pterano leaps off from his perch, and lands right in front of the group.
Pterano: "Grand! Let us get our tails in gear, and get going already!"
The group starts to walk off, before the Professor sticks his head out of a bush yet again.
Professor: "Hey, I'm gonna need a few more minutes to think of something, so... BREAK!"
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Littlefoot and Pterano are standing up at the bush the Professor is at, while Devon stands back, confused.
Littlefoot: "You really think that is gonna work?"
Professor: "It better. We've already taken too many breaks as it is!
Pterano: "Well then, let's begin again!"
The Professor goes back into hiding.
Devon: "Hey, what's going... ah, just forget it!"
Littlefoot: "The time is now, everyone! It's time to take back our valley!"
Littlefoot, Cera and Pterano all yell, then run off, while Devon just stares.
Devon: "What the HELL was Pterano thinking when he joined this crazy, messed up place!?"
He takes off into the air, following the rest of the group.
Scene: The Great Valley, by the swimmer nest.
Ducky is standing on a rock, while Ruby and Petrie cower under her.
Ducky: "I rule this valley now, oh yes I do!"
Ruby: "Please, have mercy on us!"
Petrie: "Yes, don't hurt us, me scared!"
Ducky: "I think the first thing I will do is make the longnecks get me those treesweets. You know, the ones way up high in the trees that I could never get, yup... yup... yup!" (Laughs maniacaly.)
Littlefoot: "Oh no, you won't!"
Ducky: "Ah, so it is the Looone Dinosaur again, is it not?"
Littlefoot: "I'm here to put a stop to you!"
Ducky: "Oh, yes, you may have stopped me before, but..."
Ducky picks up a rounded off stone, and shows it off.
Ducky: "...With this stone of cold fire, no one can stop me now, oh no no no!"
Pterano: "DUCKY!"
Ducky: (Gasps.) "That... voice. Could it be?"
Pterano flies in, landing between the other heroes and Ducky.
Pterano: "That's right, Professor!"
The Professor sticks his head out of another bush.
Professor: "Eh, wha? Someone call me?"
Devon: "Be careful, dad!"
Pternao: "Don't worry, I have this under control!"
Ducky: "I thought I beated you already!"
Pterano: "It's takes more than a little flowing fire to stop me!"
Ducky: "Oh, no matter. I have the stone now, fearless flyer! No one can ever hope to stop me, not even you, I am afraid, oh yes I am!"
Pterano: "You aren't going to take over this peaceful valley, evil one!"
Ducky: "Oh yeah? And how do you think are you going to stop me, if I may ask?"
Pterano: "With this!"
The old flyer charges forward, and grabs the rock right out of Ducky's hands.
Ducky: "Ahh! My... stone! My precious!"
Pterano: "I"m getting rid of this mischief maker once and for all!"
(Pterano yells out in fake pain.) He tosses the stone away, and starts falling towards the ground.
Ducky: "NOOOOO!"
Pterano gently lands on the ground, while Devon rushes towards him.
Devon: "Dad!"
The blue flyer takes his father in his wings.
Pterano: "...Son?"
Devon: "Yes, I'm here, father."
Pterano: I could never... fathom that it would end like this!"
Devon: "Dad, no! Don't talk like that!"
Pterano: "Your father has always loved you. Just remember that. From the day we first met, I always have!"
Devon is in tears at this point.
Devon: "I know, dad! I know..."
Pterano turns his head to the side, sticking his tounge out. (He makes some fake dieing sound.) Devon starts to tremble.
Devon: "Daddy! Nooo!"
Devon sticks his head down, weeping, while the Professor walks up.
Professor: "Alright, I think that's a wrap!"
The rest of the Gang rush up, looking cheery.
Littlefoot: "Hey, good going, Pterano!"
Pterano's limp body suddenly springs up.
Pterano: "Oh, thank you, my child! I definately had a most entertaining day today!"
Devon: "Wh...what's going on?"
Pterano: "Hmm? what do you mean, Devon?"
Devon: "You just died, dad!"
Pterano: "Oh, that? I was just acting, son!"
Devon: "Acting?"
Littlefoot: "Oh yeah, Devon, we all were!"
Ducky: "Oh yes. It was very fun, was it not?"
Pterano: "Wait... you thought this whole little charade was the real thing!"
Devon: "Um... yeah."
Everyone else bursts out laughing.
Professor: "How could you think such a thing, Devin?"
Devon: "For the last time, it's DeVON! But for your question... you all just made it seem so real."
Pterano: "That was just all the acting lessons I've been giving them."
Littlefoot: "Yeah, he really helped out."
Devon: "This almost seems like those tricks I always play on you, dad!"
Professor: (Chuckles.) "From one ham to another, I guess."
Pterano: "Hmm?"
Devon: "What?"
Professor: "Oh, it's just a figure of speech."
Devon: "Well, I think I'm ready to spend the rest of the day with you, Pterano."
Pterano: "Of course, son! I'm gonna go back to the nest to get ready."
The old flyer takes off.
Devon: "Alright. Be right there!"
Littlefoot: "The only question I have now, is where did Chomper go off to?
Devon: "Chomper?"
Cera: "Yeah. I thought he was gonna play along too!"
Ruby: "We were so caught up in this, I didn't even think of introducing you to him."
Suddenly, Chomper bursts out of some foliage."
Chomper: "Hey, am I late, guys?"
Devon: "AAHHHH!"
The blue flyer shoots off backwards, but he's flying so low, he smacks the big rock Ducky was standing on earlier.
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