The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Party Room => It's Party Time! => Topic started by: pokeplayer984 on April 26, 2015, 02:56:36 PM

Title: Bad Puns Game
Post by: pokeplayer984 on April 26, 2015, 02:56:36 PM

Make a bad pun.  It's all you have to do!  The worse the better! :)

Here we go!  I'll start!

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Your turn! :)

Title: Bad Puns Game
Post by: Littlefoot fan 1990 on April 26, 2015, 03:59:01 PM

I have a pun; I find it rather funny.

We are going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.

Title: Bad Puns Game
Post by: bushwacked on April 26, 2015, 04:32:42 PM

What's brown and sticky? A stick. :unsure:

Title: Bad Puns Game
Post by: The Anonymous Person on April 26, 2015, 07:10:11 PM

Please sit your tush on the couch. The seat is delicate, so be careful not to let it rip in the process.

Title: Bad Puns Game
Post by: The Anonymous Person on May 05, 2015, 07:47:13 PM

Uh-oh! I hit a wrong note on my trumpet! I sure hope I'm not in treble...

Title: Bad Puns Game
Post by: Littlefoot fan 1990 on May 06, 2015, 08:22:31 AM

Drinking Metamucil really gets the potty started.

(I really like this one; yes, a poop pun)

Title: Bad Puns Game
Post by: StrutEggStealer on May 17, 2015, 11:02:57 PM

Two peanuts are walking down the street, one was a salted.
XDD