The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Party Room => Topic started by: pokeplayer984 on August 07, 2007, 08:32:49 AM
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Bloopers! We always see these hilarious foul ups as part of the bonus material for so many movies. It really makes good for a short laugh. So, why don't we finally make a topic for something like that.
Just pick a scene from any movie or TV episode and make a hilarious foul-up. I don't care which one you pick, just make it funny. :)
I'll start.
Now, this is the scene during the song "Me and My Dad" where Littlefoot gets saved by some vines.
Take 1:
*Littlefoot falls towards the vines and completely misses them.*
Director: Cut!
Take 5:
*Littlefoot hits the vines, but messes up.*
Littlefoot: Um... I'm only caught by my tail.
Director: Cut!
Take 8:
*Finally gets caught by the vines correctly.*
Littlefoot: Ow! I think I broke my *censored*
Director: Cut! Get a doctor!
Later:
Director: Okay, let's go again!
Take 9:
*Littlefoot hits the vines, but messes up again.*
Littlefoot: *caught by his neck, starts choking*
Director: Quick, someone get him down!
Take 15:
*Littlefoot misses again.*
Littlefoot: This is the 15th take! How hard can it be to get one of those "travel wires"?
Director: Sorry, we have to make due because of decreasing fans!
Take 21:
*Finally gets it right.*
Director: Cut! Perfect! Okay, cut the vines and have Bron save him!
*The vines get cut.*
*Bron misses*
Director: Cut!
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Well, there ya go!
Now, it's your turn.
Take it away! :^.^:
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Animals of Farthing Wood bloopers
Adder is supposed to see Sinuous (her mate) dead
Take 1
Adder: Am I supposed to cry over a patch of grass?
Sinuous: *off screen* Just pretend I'm there!
Take 6
Adder: *smirk* I'm sorry I can't do it!
Take 10
Adder: SINUOUS!!!...Okay my throat hurts...
Director: CUT!
Take 15
Adder: SINUOUS!!! *tries to cry* I can't do it!
Director: Think of something that would upset you, kay?
Adder: Okay...
Take 20
They finally get it right
Adder: SINUOUS!!! *cries*
Hurkel: Oh my friend, my slithery friend *cries*
Adder tries to cry on his shoulder but she misses
Adder: Ow...
Take 25
Adder: SINUOUS!!! *cries*
Hurkel: Oh my friend, my slithery friend *cries*
Adder rests her head on Hurkel's shoulder
Shadow: There there, Adder, there there
Sinuous: *off screen* I'm not dead!
Adder: *faces the camera* That's not funny, Sinuous!
Director: CUT!
Take 30
Adder: Can we stop now?
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This scene is from LBT 2 when Ozzy and Strut jump off the clff after seeing Chomper's shadow...
TAKE 1:
Ozzy: JUMP!
Director: WAIT!!! The inflato-savo isn't inflated yet!!!! *Ozzy and Strut crash into the floor*
Strut: Ow....
Take 5:
Ozzy: Jump!
Littlefoot & co: AHHHHH! *Ozzy and strut crash into all of them and they all go over the cliff...*
Cera: I really hate you guys.
Director: CUT!
Take 12:
Director: CUT!
Ozzy: But we didn't do anything yet.
Director: Yeah, but the kids are asleep, okay call in the robot knock-offs!
Take 21:
Ozzy: Jum-
Strut: What's that sound?
Director: Who ever is screwing with the song amplifiers STOP IT OR YOU WILL BE FIRED!!!!
Longtail: Sorry, I thought Chomper turned the speakers off
Chomper: Dont drag me into this! :lol:
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Another AoFW
Bully: *to Brat* Clever boy! *pats him on the head* Have a kibble!
Adder: *offscreen* Don't get off script!
Director: CUT!
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I think I'll do an LBT one now
5
Chomper brings in the food for his friends and spills it
Chomper: Oops...
As Elsi saves Littlefoot and Chomper from the water, Littlefoot falls off
Director: CUT! Someone get him!
6
As Dina and Dana hop across the bubbling mud, they fall in
Cera: SOMEONE GET THEM!
Dana and Dana land on Cera, but they fall off
Cera: Are you okay?
7
As Rinkus, Sierra, and Pterano are about to catch up to the kids, instead of hitting the rock wall, they go right past it
The kids are heard laughing
Director: We need more wind
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LBT IV: When Ithcy is being a real [censored] and Spike tail-whips him into Dil.
Ithcy: You're next!
Spike: *Attempts to tail-whip Ithcy but falls off the cliff*
Director: Cut!!
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Okay, I've got one.
In LBT 12 when Cera is supposed to pull Littlefoot up from the cliff.
Cera tries to pull Littlefoot up but her strength gives way.
Cera: NO BRAKES!
Littlefoot: AAAAGGGGHHHH!
The two crash to the floor due to the director's unwillingness to invest in one of those inflatable crash pads.
Cera(groaning): Owww, stupid flatheads.
Director: Are y'all okay?
Cera: Tell it to my lawyer!
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LBT 7: Very Important Creature
Pterano: Some of us are born to lead, while the rest of you must-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *slips on his own wing and falls down the cliff* (in squeaky voice) fallow.
Sierra: That's gunna hurt in the morning.
Directer: CUT!
:lol That'd be funny to see!
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Meeting Pterano
Pterano: *takes Petrie into his hands* Did I startle you, Petrie?
Petrie: Yes! No! How you know my name?
Pterano: Petrie, I'm heartbroken...don't you recognize your DEAR OLD UNCLE?
Petrie: ...MAMA LUIGI!!!!
Directer: CUT!!
:lol
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From LBT 5:
Topsy performing the shot of calling for Cera after they have disappeared in the morning
Topsy: -approaches the camera, looking around- CEEERRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA-UUUURRRP!- Oops...
Director: Cut!
Topsy: -approaches the camera, looking around- CEEEEEEERRRRAAAAAAAAAAA! -Blows camera over- Oops..
Director: cut!
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From the first movie, when Littlefoot and Ducky comes across Petrie:
(Petrie slids off of the tree and into Littlefoot's sniffer. Both of them scream, and Petrie lands inside the black hole, but hits his head when he lands.)
Petrie: Owww...Auntie Em! Auntie Em!
Director: Cut!
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From LBT 4:
(When the group of egg stealers appear in the Land of Mists, one of them suddenly stops for no reason, therefore knocking every single egg stealer down to the ground.)
Director: CUT!
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Surprised this topic hasn't been revived for a while besides my own...
LBT 7:
Take 2:
Male Rainbowface: Ah, then why call the Mysterious Beyond mysterious? Why not the "Boring" Beyond? Or the "Ooh, Nothing..." Uh...line, please?
Director: CUT!
Take 6:
Male Rainbowface: Or the "Somewhere Out There" beyond?
Director: CUT! This isn't "An American Tail", y'know!
Take 13:
Male Rainbowface: Or the...umm...*begins laughing hard. A few staff members are also heard laughing in the background*
Take 20, in which he finally gets it right...to an extent:
Male Rainbowface: Or the "Ooh, Nothing Out There Of Any Interest To Us" Beyond?
*silence*
Male Rainbowface: Don't you ever wonder--Guys, I should be hearing the playback by now! Where's the playback?!
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From LBT 7:
Rinkus: I know, I know, but be patient! Let us lead him to the stone...
Sierra...don't you mean...?
Rinkus: (exasperated) I know what I meant, but all these extra singing lessons I've been having prevented me from looking at the script earlier, alright?
And later...
Sierra: C'mon you stupid slab, show me the...*cough cough* Sorry...
Pterano: Oh, I wanted to...no, I've forgotten it again...
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Song recording sessions for LBT 7:
"Good Inside"
Petrie: They stomp all around and talk real loud
But it's just pretendly
They're sticking their beaks all up in the air (hits wrong note on "all")
Director: Okay, cut. (engineer stops playback) That was a bad note there, Petrie. You hit an A...(plays A4 key on piano)...when it should be a B. (plays B4 key on piano) Can you do that for me?
Petrie: Okay, me try my best.
Director: Great! Alright, let's take it from the beginning of his verse.
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From LBT VII:
Male Rainbowface: For example, when it's dark at night, those little stars in the sky are actually other planets that make up the entire...um, I've gone too far, haven't I?
Female Rainbowface: (thinking) Damn it! Missed again!
Director: Cut!
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LBT 10:
Director: "Right Cera, you know your lines?"
Cera: "Yeah sure!"
Director: "Good. Remember that you are supposed to fail at cracking the rock."
Cera (annoyed): "Yeeeeeees, sir!"
Two minutes later:
Director: "CUT!!! What did I tell you?!"
Cera: "Sorry, but maybe you should spend more money on better, more stable equipment!" :anger
Director: :anger
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From the first film.
Cera: I could be back with the other Three-horns but I chose to come back and ... *BURP* (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=13248) Oh... Excuse me... :oops
My OC Bambo: *SIGH* I warned you not to drink too much of that human stuff they call coke, it gives you wind.
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Outtake from the Littlefoot first meets Ducky scene movie 1.
Ducky: hello. I said hello. What is your name ah ah ah Achoo!
Director: Cut! And someone give her a tissue she's got snot everywhere.
Littlefoot: And can I go back to my dressing room and get cleaned up she got it all over me too!
Ducky: Sorry....:oops
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LBT 12:
Petrie: That just it! Me good alone...not so good with friends.
Littlefoot: ...Uh, you know we're your friends, right?
Petrie: What you...? (begins laughing upon realization, with the rest of the gang and the BG crew joining in) See--heh heh--this is why me spend hours--hah hah--in dressing room... :lol
Director: Okay, cut!
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LBT 8:
Ducky: You were asleep too! Why does he pick on me all the time? Why...why is my line not interrupted by now?!
Mr. Thicknose: Whoops! Missed my cue again, I see, heh heh.
Director: Cut!
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LBT 6:
Cera: Well, I've saved you lots of times. Does that make me the L...the L...the dumb threehorn who slips on the easiest of lines, like she never does?
(gang is laughing)
Later:
(scene where Spike is afraid of crossing the ditch)
Petrie: You can do it! Just no look up! Err, I mean...down...aww, crap!
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LBT 12
Scene where Spike accidently kicks Ducky off the cliff.
Ducky: "I mean yep yep yep I do I...er what was my line again?" :oops
Director: "CUT! Somebody please get Ducky's Script" :rolleyes
Take 2
Ducky: "I mean yep yep yep I do I do see something at all"
Nothing happens. Spike eating plants a short way off
Director: CUT! :anger
Take 3
Spike kicks Ducky off cliff but Littlefoot fails to catch her.
Ducky: *Screams* "Littlefoot!" *Crash!*
Littlefoot: "Sorry Ducky!" :oops
Director: "CUT! Somebody call the Dino paramedics and Littlefoot next time catch Ducky before she falls! We haven't got enough money for a safety net down there you know":anger
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Here's my bloopers for the first LBT:
. The scene where Cera charges at Littlefoot: She runs but trips over a stone.
Director: Cut! And get rid of that stone!
. Same scene as above- Cera charges at Littlefoot but slips and crashes into Littlefoot.
Director: Cut!
. When Littlefoot's mom tells Littlefoot about the Great Valley: "Some things you see with your
heart, others you see with your eyes. (pause) I switched it, didn't I?"
(Everybody, including the director, laughs)
. Littlefoot's birth scene-
Littlefoot's mom: Now, you be careful, my Bigfoot. Oh, I messed up again.
(Everybody laughs) :lol
. When Cera is refusing Littlefoot's help:
Littlefoot: We could help each other!
Cera: (breaks character) Really?
(Cera realizes her correct line and apologizes.)
. Ducky first meets Littlefoot scene-
(Ducky leaps out of the water but crashes into Littlefoot's face.)
Director: Cut. And Ducky, make sure you leap a more gentle leap.
. Petrie is introduced scene: “Woooaaah (burps).” (everyone laughs) “Me sorry. Me had a leaf burrito for lunch.” (Reference to Toy Story 2 bloopers.)
. Sharptooth attacking the Gang scene-
(Sharptooth roars and approaches the sleeping Gang, but trips and falls flat on his face.)
Director: Cut! This was the second time you tripped, Mr. Sharptooth! Try to stay balanced.
Another scene of Littlefoot's birth.
Littlefoot's mom: Now, you be careful, my Littlefoot.
(Littlefoot yawns)
Grandpa Longneck: Such a precious youngster.
Director: Cut. Alfred (my canon name for Littlefoot's grandpa), you weren't supposed
to say anything.
Grandpa Longneck: Aw, but he's really precious. Can't I ad-lib?
Director: Sorry, but you and Grandma must be silent to make Littlefoot's mom seem
wise.
Well, what did you think of my bloopers for LBT?
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I looked for this thread for long time! :D
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Not blooper, but sad truth behind the scenes:
Bluth: Done!
Everybody from cast and film staff: YEAAAAAAAAH! We made it!!!
Lucas: Congratulations! *applauses*
Spielberg: Yes, we made huge job. Thank you everyone! And now there's only one thing to do...
*Air started to be sheared with creepy metal sounds. And soon, Scissorman entered the room.*
Spielberg: You know, we can't let children to be scared to death and run out of cinema hall... So please, stand still...
*Everybody realized it is the end...*