The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: Ptyra on December 03, 2009, 07:59:18 PM
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"YOU IDIOT, YOU ALLOWED HER TO MAKE A TYPO OF YOUR NAME?!"
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Why haven't you cook ma dinner!
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"You FOOL! YOU BROKE THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM! Now we will ALL be stuck in the Trojan War!"
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Pterano: Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
Rinkus: ...
Pterano: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Pterano socks Rinkus' chest, and Rinkus feels the pain of the punch.
Pterano: That's what you get for making that offensive joke about my sister!
Rinkus(thinking): Boy...I better be more careful when I make speciest jokes like that around him...
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Evidence that many hours of Wii Boxing can alter your ability to judge reality from fantasy :lol.
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Pterano: WHAT did you say about my mother?
Rinkus: She lays eggs! Honestly, how could "your MOTHER lays eggs" be offensive? Mine lays eggs too! They all do! That's how new flyers are hatc- (punch!)
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YOU IDIOT! I WAS D'ARTANIAN IN ALL FOUR MUSKETEER FILMS!!!
Trivia: Micheal York, Pterano's voice actor, played D'Artanian in all four Musketeer films
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what shall i do to upload a picture for the new topic i'm making?
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Pterano: Falcon...PUNCH!
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Rinkus: (prior to picture) You sound an awful lot like Logan 5 and Beau Geste
Pterano: YOU IDIOT, I AM LOGAN 5 AND BEAU GESTE!!!
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Pterano: You know what? You ruined this plot of mine you and larry over there!
Serria(off screen): This isn't the three stooges you idiot.
Rinkus: Yeah but we act like them!
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Pterano: "Damn it, you ARE going to tango with me and you are going to like it!"
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OOT: Geez, what is with Pterano and dancing with Rinkus and Sierra?
Pterano: *streams of swearing*
Rinkus: (thinking) That's the last time I threaten those little brats.
Sierra (offscreen): LOL!
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*Cue F-Zero anime music*
Rinkus: Wa ta shinen shinen....SHINEN ZU!!
Pterano: FALCON PUNCH!!
*Pterano punches Rinkus*
Petrie: CAPTAIN FALCON!!
*Smoking mountain starts to erupt*
*Rinkus screams as a bright light envelops him and Pterano*
*The smoking mountain "explodes"*
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Pterano: "you squeeze the toothpaste tube in the middle? Do you know how uncivilized that is? How barbaric?"
Rinkus: "Somehow I doubt barbarians would use toothpaste."
Pterano: "That is beside the point."
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Pterano: Where is my copy of Twilight?
Rinkus: You'll have to beat it out of me.
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Pterano: You have no idea what I've been through Rinkus!
Rinkus: Oh please! You don't ever do any work around the nest! You're so lazy! You-
Pterano: I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!!!
Rinkus :blink:
Much thanks to the Nostalgia Critic :DD
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Pterano: RUN, RUNNER!
Rinkus: Oh no, he's having a flashback to Logan's Run...any moment he'll think we're in an ice cave or the Ft. Worth Water Gardens...
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Next time on "As the world spins on its axis"
Pterano: You did WHAT?!
Rinkus: I married your sister. Petrie is... my son!
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To add on to the above comment^^^^^^^^^
Rinkus: And all of the rest of her children are mine as well
Pterano tries to get out of his mind what the two went through to have all of the offspring
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Pterano: So you're telling me that you knocked your own son out of the air took part in threatening to kill him!? What kind of sad excuse of a father ARE YOU! What next? Is Sierra my OTHER brother-in-law?
Sierra (offscreen): Yeeep.
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(adding to the above)
Rinkus: It's not like I know the kids all that well. I've never even SEEN them before today.
Pterano: So you #%^%^ my sister and left her to raised those kids alone?!
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(More addage)
Sierra: Sooo...when do I drop the April Fool's on him?
Pterano:...
*Censored for extreme violence*
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What!?
No MTV Award for me for best villain?
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Pterano: YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME!
Rinkus: Are you practicing for the next life that won't happen for another million years?
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Pterano: What do you mean I never appear in another film again, EVER?!
Rinkus: Calm down! You'll appear in fanfiction, youtube, deviantart, and in the bizaare fantasies of-
Pterano: I DON'T EVEN APPEAR IN A TV EPISODE?!
Rinkus: They mention you once or twice...
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Pterano: CARROSEL IS A LIE! THERE IS NO RENEWAL!
Rinkus: I think you've been in the Mysterious Beyond a bit too long.
Yet again, another Logan's Run reference (And my favorite scene, next to the Logan holograms. "Theeeere is nooooooo sanctuaaaarrry" "Ann ollllld maannn" :lol )
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Pterano: If you dare ask me if I know what I'm doing one more time...
Rinkus: But you kept telling me that you didn't!
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Pterano: I DON'T EVEN APPEAR IN A TV EPISODE?!
Rinkus: How do you think I feel? I got my tail burned off by a rock, then they don't even talk about me in movies, and I get killed by you in Revenge (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4020072/1/The_Land_Before_Time_Revenge)! Then I'm not even mentioned again!
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Inside joke.
Rinkus: PETRIE’s one of the CHARACTERs sent here by the GREAT VALLEY. The only reason why HE came here was to obtain the TRUTH BEHIND YOUR DESIRES.
*PTERANO Flings WING to his right*
Pterano: THAT'S A LIE.
Rinkus: No it’s the TRUTH. I discovered this when I WATCHED THE OPENING SCENES on HIM. HE specifically got close to YOU and became YOUR girlfriend to get information about TRUTH BEHIND YOUR DESIRES.
Pterano: That can’t be! I know HIM; PETRIE wouldn’t do something... Wait, WHAT!?
Rinkus: If you don’t want to believe me I don’t care, THE ENDING OF THE MOVIE is about to die anyway.
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This is Pterano after finding out that Rinkus broke The Rock that Looks Like a Longneck
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Pterano: I'm warning you Rinkus, do anything stupid and I'll issue you a stern warning and wag my finger at you...then you'll be sorry.
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Pterano feels just as protective of Petrie as Petrie feels of him.
Pterano: YOU THREATEN MY NEPHEW AGAIN AND I'LL MAKE SURE YOU GET THE BEATING OF YOUR LIFE!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?!
Sierra: :blink: Whoa! I've never seen him this mad!
Fangirl off screen: *screams* HE'S SO PROTECTIVE!!
Fangirl2: I KNOW IT!
Fangirl3: HE'S SO HAWT!!!
Fangirl1: WE LOVE YOU, PTERANO!!!!!!!!!!! *all three faint*
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Pterano: Let me show you how hypnotism works
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Rinkus*referring to Devon*: Oh I was first in line...until the little blue ball was born.
Pterano: That blue ball is my PINGAS and your future DINNER!
Sierra: *off screan* Actually Pterano, he's my son.
Pterano: Yes but you SUCK at being a father!
Sierra: *owned* Oh well...I uh...ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
:lol
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Pterano: I HAVE THE POWER TO GIVE YOU THREE SECONDS. EXACTLY THREE FRIGGIN SECONDS!!! TO WIPE THAT STUPID LOOKING GRIN OFF YOUR FACE OR I WILL PULL OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND THROW THEM IN A STEW!!! FUDGE YOU!!!!
Rinkus: .... :blink: :blink: :blink:
:lol :lol :lol Wow! Pterano's got a worse temper than Mr. Threehorn. :blink:
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol YOU SHOULD SEE ME LAUGHING MY PANTS OFF!!!!!! :lol :lol :lol
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Pterano: FOOL! You DARE defy my orders?! I ORDERED you to get in that kitchen and make me a sandwich! NOW you blundering idiot!
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After Rinkus berated Ducky, first for throwing the ball in the wrong direction, then for crying when there should not be, supposedly, crying in the game, Pterano came up to see what was wrong.
PTERANO: What’s going on, Rinkus?
RINKUS: Whatóshe was crying, sir.
DUCKY: (sobbing) I didn’t mean to do that.
PTERANO: It seems, perhaps, you chastised her too vehemently. A good rule of thumb for you; treat each of these females as you would treat your mother.
Rinkus nods without actually meaning it.
RINKUS: (under his breath) Did I ever tell you you look like a male’s privates with your crest and all?
Pterano stops and turns back at Rinkus, and this picture happens.
PTERANO: YOU’RE OUT OF HERE! RIGHT NOW, RINKUS! I HEARD THAT!
The two then begin an argument.