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Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Ptyra on December 03, 2009, 07:59:18 PM
(https://s20.postimg.org/b2r691cv1/Pterano_Rinkus.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
"YOU IDIOT, YOU ALLOWED HER TO MAKE A TYPO OF YOUR NAME?!"
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Paradise Bird on December 03, 2009, 09:22:57 PM
Why haven't you cook ma dinner!
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Ptyra on December 03, 2009, 10:43:18 PM
"You FOOL! YOU BROKE THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM! Now we will ALL be stuck in the Trojan War!"
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: 2007excalibur2007 on December 04, 2009, 12:54:32 AM
Pterano: Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
Rinkus: ...
Pterano: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Amaranthine on December 04, 2009, 12:56:31 AM
Pterano socks Rinkus' chest, and Rinkus feels the pain of the punch.

Pterano: That's what you get for making that offensive joke about my sister!
Rinkus(thinking): Boy...I better be more careful when I make speciest jokes like that around him...
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on December 04, 2009, 12:58:06 PM
Evidence that many hours of Wii Boxing can alter your ability to judge reality from fantasy :lol.
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Noname on December 04, 2009, 06:21:30 PM
Pterano: WHAT did you say about my mother?

Rinkus: She lays eggs! Honestly, how could "your MOTHER lays eggs" be offensive? Mine lays eggs too! They all do! That's how new flyers are hatc- (punch!)
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Ptyra on December 04, 2009, 07:12:14 PM
YOU IDIOT! I WAS D'ARTANIAN IN ALL FOUR MUSKETEER FILMS!!!

Trivia: Micheal York, Pterano's voice actor, played D'Artanian in all four Musketeer films
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: AnimeLover on February 14, 2010, 10:11:36 AM
what shall i do to upload a picture for the new topic i'm making?
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on February 15, 2010, 06:34:11 AM
Pterano: Falcon...PUNCH!
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Ptyra on March 02, 2010, 10:12:24 PM
Rinkus: (prior to picture) You sound an awful lot like Logan 5 and Beau Geste
Pterano: YOU IDIOT, I AM LOGAN 5 AND BEAU GESTE!!!
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on March 02, 2010, 10:23:30 PM
Pterano: You know what? You ruined this plot of mine you and larry over there!
Serria(off screen): This isn't the three stooges you idiot.
Rinkus: Yeah but we act like them!
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: WeirdRaptor on March 02, 2010, 10:31:42 PM
Pterano: "Damn it, you ARE going to tango with me and you are going to like it!"
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Ptyra on March 02, 2010, 11:00:17 PM
OOT: Geez, what is with Pterano and dancing with Rinkus and Sierra?

Pterano: *streams of swearing*
Rinkus: (thinking) That's the last time I threaten those little brats.
Sierra (offscreen): LOL!
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Animeboye on March 03, 2010, 08:48:11 PM
*Cue F-Zero anime music*

Rinkus: Wa ta shinen shinen....SHINEN ZU!!

Pterano: FALCON PUNCH!!

*Pterano punches Rinkus*

Petrie: CAPTAIN FALCON!!

*Smoking mountain starts to erupt*

*Rinkus screams as a bright light envelops him and Pterano*

*The smoking mountain "explodes"*

Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Kor on March 03, 2010, 10:22:20 PM
Pterano: "you squeeze the toothpaste tube in the middle?  Do you know how uncivilized that is?  How barbaric?"

Rinkus: "Somehow I doubt barbarians would use toothpaste."

Pterano: "That is beside the point."
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on March 04, 2010, 11:09:41 PM
Pterano: Where is my copy of Twilight?
Rinkus: You'll have to beat it out of me.
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: LBTFan13 on March 20, 2010, 11:57:13 AM
Pterano: You have no idea what I've been through Rinkus!

Rinkus: Oh please! You don't ever do any work around the nest! You're so lazy! You-

Pterano: I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!!!

Rinkus :blink:


Much thanks to the Nostalgia Critic :DD
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Ptyra on March 21, 2010, 07:32:37 PM
Pterano: RUN, RUNNER!
Rinkus: Oh no, he's having a flashback to Logan's Run...any moment he'll think we're in an ice cave or the Ft. Worth Water Gardens...
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Noname on March 29, 2010, 03:31:40 AM
Next time on "As the world spins on its axis"

Pterano: You did WHAT?!

Rinkus: I married your sister. Petrie is... my son!
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: LBTFan13 on March 31, 2010, 09:47:02 AM
To add on to the above comment^^^^^^^^^

Rinkus: And all of the rest of her children are mine as well

Pterano tries to get out of his mind what the two went through to have all of the offspring
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Ptyra on March 31, 2010, 05:27:56 PM
Pterano: So you're telling me that you knocked your own son out of the air took part in threatening to kill him!? What kind of sad excuse of a father ARE YOU! What next? Is Sierra my OTHER brother-in-law?
Sierra (offscreen): Yeeep.
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Noname on April 01, 2010, 01:06:23 AM
(adding to the above)

Rinkus: It's not like I know the kids all that well. I've never even SEEN them before today.

Pterano: So you #%^%^ my sister and left her to raised those kids alone?!
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Ptyra on April 01, 2010, 05:47:42 PM
(More addage)
Sierra: Sooo...when do I drop the April Fool's on him?
Pterano:...
*Censored for extreme violence*
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Daddytops2009 on April 01, 2010, 06:54:52 PM
What!?

No MTV Award for me for best villain?
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Ptyra on April 15, 2010, 07:23:07 PM
Pterano: YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME!
Rinkus: Are you practicing for the next life that won't happen for another million years?
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Noname on April 15, 2010, 10:59:23 PM
Pterano: What do you mean I never appear in another film again, EVER?!

Rinkus: Calm down! You'll appear in fanfiction, youtube, deviantart, and in the bizaare fantasies of-

Pterano: I DON'T EVEN APPEAR IN A TV EPISODE?!

Rinkus: They mention you once or twice...

Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Ptyra on April 16, 2010, 05:39:08 PM
Pterano: CARROSEL IS A LIE! THERE IS NO RENEWAL!
Rinkus: I think you've been in the Mysterious Beyond a bit too long.

Yet again, another Logan's Run reference (And my favorite scene, next to the Logan holograms. "Theeeere is nooooooo sanctuaaaarrry" "Ann ollllld maannn" :lol )
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Noname on April 16, 2010, 07:22:43 PM
Pterano: If you dare ask me if I know what I'm doing one more time...

Rinkus: But you kept telling me that you didn't!
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Adder on August 08, 2010, 08:30:18 PM
Quote from: Noname,Apr 15 2010 on  09:59 PM
Pterano: I DON'T EVEN APPEAR IN A TV EPISODE?!
Rinkus: How do you think I feel? I got my tail burned off by a rock, then they don't even talk about me in movies, and I get killed by you in Revenge (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4020072/1/The_Land_Before_Time_Revenge)! Then I'm not even mentioned again!
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Campion1 on August 08, 2010, 11:28:48 PM
Inside joke.

Rinkus: PETRIE’s one of the CHARACTERs sent here by the GREAT VALLEY. The only reason why HE came here was to obtain the TRUTH BEHIND YOUR DESIRES.

*PTERANO Flings WING to his right*

Pterano: THAT'S A LIE.

Rinkus: No it’s the TRUTH. I discovered this when I WATCHED THE OPENING SCENES on HIM. HE specifically got close to YOU and became YOUR girlfriend to get information about TRUTH BEHIND YOUR DESIRES.

Pterano: That can’t be! I know HIM; PETRIE wouldn’t do something... Wait, WHAT!?

Rinkus: If you don’t want to believe me I don’t care, THE ENDING OF THE MOVIE is about to die anyway.
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Ptyra on August 09, 2010, 09:27:42 PM
This is Pterano after finding out that Rinkus broke The Rock that Looks Like a Longneck
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: Redtooth101 on October 17, 2010, 04:29:00 PM
Pterano: I'm warning you Rinkus, do anything stupid and I'll issue you a stern warning and wag my finger at you...then you'll be sorry.
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: trulyfantasticme on April 23, 2011, 01:18:11 PM
Pterano feels just as protective of Petrie as Petrie feels of him.

Pterano: YOU THREATEN MY NEPHEW AGAIN AND I'LL MAKE SURE YOU GET THE BEATING OF YOUR LIFE!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?!

Sierra: :blink: Whoa! I've never seen him this mad!

Fangirl off screen: *screams* HE'S SO PROTECTIVE!!

Fangirl2: I KNOW IT!

Fangirl3: HE'S SO HAWT!!!

Fangirl1: WE LOVE YOU, PTERANO!!!!!!!!!!! *all three faint*
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: LBTLover1 on October 17, 2011, 09:59:50 PM
Pterano: Let me show you how hypnotism works
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: trulyfantasticme on November 02, 2011, 08:57:16 PM
Rinkus*referring to Devon*: Oh I was first in line...until the little blue ball was born.

Pterano: That blue ball is my PINGAS and your future DINNER!

Sierra: *off screan* Actually Pterano, he's my son.

Pterano: Yes but you SUCK at being a father!

Sierra: *owned* Oh well...I uh...ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

 :lol
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: trulyfantasticme on November 05, 2011, 10:33:25 PM
Pterano: I HAVE THE POWER TO GIVE YOU THREE SECONDS. EXACTLY THREE FRIGGIN SECONDS!!! TO WIPE THAT STUPID LOOKING GRIN OFF YOUR FACE OR I WILL PULL OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND THROW THEM IN A STEW!!! FUDGE YOU!!!!

Rinkus: .... :blink:  :blink:  :blink:

 :lol  :lol  :lol Wow! Pterano's got a worse temper than Mr. Threehorn.  :blink:

 :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol YOU SHOULD SEE ME LAUGHING MY PANTS OFF!!!!!!  :lol  :lol  :lol
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: EggStealerGirl on June 26, 2014, 11:49:25 PM
Pterano: FOOL! You DARE defy my orders?! I ORDERED you to get in that kitchen and make me a sandwich! NOW you blundering idiot!
Title: Pterano and Rinkus 2
Post by: ARAJediMaster on August 30, 2015, 11:18:24 AM
After Rinkus berated Ducky, first for throwing the ball in the wrong direction, then for crying when there should not be, supposedly, crying in the game, Pterano came up to see what was wrong.

PTERANO: What’s going on, Rinkus?

RINKUS: Whatóshe was crying, sir.

DUCKY: (sobbing) I didn’t mean to do that.

PTERANO: It seems, perhaps, you chastised her too vehemently. A good rule of thumb for you; treat each of these females as you would treat your mother.

Rinkus nods without actually meaning it.

RINKUS: (under his breath) Did I ever tell you you look like a male’s privates with your crest and all?

Pterano stops and turns back at Rinkus, and this picture happens.

PTERANO: YOU’RE OUT OF HERE! RIGHT NOW, RINKUS! I HEARD THAT!

The two then begin an argument.