The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Hobbies and Recreation => Gamers Zone => Topic started by: The Chronicler on April 20, 2017, 08:30:16 PM
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I'm pretty sure I remember seeing a topic on this subject before, but I just can't seem to find it...
Anyway, this topic is for sharing quotes and bits of dialogue from all kinds of video games that you found to be quite funny.
I'll start off with a few from The LEGO Movie Videogame.
(after a narrow ledge over a large fire is built)
Emmet: Great, an incredibly thin ledge. That seems safe.
Vitruvius: I can't see anything dangerous about it.
Emmet: You can't see anything, period! You're blind!
(Vitruvius begins walking across the ledge)
Vitruvius: Why is it so hot up here? Am I above a fire?
Emmet: No... it's just a really sunny day... Keep going.
(after a narrow beam is built between the rooftops of two tall buildings)
Vitruvius: I'll cross over the beam. It's not like it's very high off the ground.
Emmet: Uh, sure. Let's assume that's true.
(Vitruvius begins walking across the beam, while enemy rockets are flying by all around)
Vitruvius: What's that whistling past me?
Emmet: Just birds. Just... exploding birds.
(Vitruvius begins walking across a narrow ledge while rockets are flying by and exploding all around him)
Vitruvius: I'm going to walk along this perfectly safe, extremely sturdy ledge.
Emmet: Okay, now he's just being sarcastic. He can actually see, can't he?
(Vitruvius begins walking along a narrow ledge over some flaming wreckage that no one else wants to cross)
Vitruvius: I'll go. It's just a ledge. It's not like it's directly over a massive pile of flaming wreckage!
Batman: Does anyone else think he's faking the blindness?
(Vitruvius opens a secret door inside the sinking submarine)
Benny: You built a secret door into your part of the submarine?
Vitruvius: Secret doors are cool.
(That last one is my personal favorite from the entire game.)
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Dino Crisis
(Main character Regina walks towards her partner Gail and it is revealed he is checking a dead body; the music swells in intensity as she walks towards the body)
Regina: (casually) That's disgusting.
I can't think of any other at the moment but that scene came to mind when reading the title. The music builds to this intensity that makes you think the reaction will be something like "Oh my god!" but Regina is just so casual in her delivery.
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Resident Evil Code: Veronica
(In the world, where zombies, tears, and death are everywhere, suddenly, Alfred appeared, dressed in woman dress, looked at his reflection and run away from room, screaming)
Steve: Wait a second... what just happened?
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The funny quote I saw was when toad in Mario RPG: Legend Of The Seven Stars said Mario a lot of people use something called a door to go in and out of houses
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Dragon Age: Origins:
Morrigan: We have come on... Chantry business.
Gusrd: Andraste's arse, you have. You're no priest. :lol
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Fatal Fury Special for the Neo Geo, Arcade:
When you play through the game, you'll encounter Geese Howard, the semi final boss.
His pre battle dialouge is, "The immortal Geese is about to show to a very hot place, indeed."
But when playing through the game as Terry Bogard or Andy Bogard, he uses a different pre battle dialouge specifically made for Terry and Andy and it is even better. He says the best word I have ever heard from him.
"Die like your father, you pinheaded son of an icecream maker!"
Best. Insult. Ever.
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CONGLATURATION!!! YOU HAVE COMPLETED A GREAT GAME. AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE. NOW GO REST OUR HEROES!" (Ghostbusters)
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Having recently finished Lego City Undercover, I found that game to have no shortage of funny quotes. The dialogue from the main story has plenty of them, but I'd like to mention some more obscure quotes. Specifically, some of the things that all the civilians will randomly say as they wander around the city. (These are just the ones I can remember off the top of my head. Believe me, there's a lot more the civilians of Lego City will say all the time.)
Male Civilian:
- "Today is the first day of the rest of my life! And one of these days, that's gonna be true."
- "Half day holiday! Yes! Are there three more beautiful words in the English language?"
- "Oh boy, I should not have eaten that whole box of donuts. This is going to be a loooooong day!"
- Aw man, she put pickle in my sandwich again! I hate pickles! She knows I hate pickles! Oh, I suppose I could just take the pickle out myself. It's much easier than making my own lunch."
- "I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I DIDN'T GET THAT JOB AT THE LIBRARY!!"
Female Civilian:
- "I'm shocked that my boss actually did that! With that raise, I think I make more than him now!"
- "My phone! I didn't bring my-! Oh, here it is. It's in my pocket."
- "Why did I have to choose a diet that stops me eating chocolate?"
- "Did I pay the water bill? I think I forgot to pay the water bill!"
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Halo: Combat Evolved
*Masterchief, SPARTAN II Cyborg Soldier sticks Uggoy (Grunt) with plasma grenade*
Grunt: Ahhhh! Not again!
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Halo: Combat Evolved
*Masterchief, SPARTAN II Cyborg Soldier sticks Uggoy (Grunt) with plasma grenade*
Grunt: Ahhhh! Not again!
I see someone mention Halo, that person is deserving of applause. :wow
Sgt. Avery Johnson: ''Oh, I know what the ladies like.''
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Halo: Combat Evolved
*Masterchief, SPARTAN II Cyborg Soldier sticks Uggoy (Grunt) with plasma grenade*
Grunt: Ahhhh! Not again!
I see someone mention Halo, that person is deserving of applause. :wow
Sgt. Avery Johnson: ''Oh, I know what the ladies like.''
Hahaha! Johnson is awesome.
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Halo 3: ODST
Dutch: As the Good Book says! Payback is a b**ch!
Mickey: Dutch, I don’t think that’s in there.
Dutch: I’m paraphrasing!
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It's a shame it's going to take a while for 343 to release ODST on the PC version. Right now, they only have Reach and Combat Evolved. There are some very memorable lines down the road, but we'll get there one day. :p
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343 Guilty Spark: ''A construct? In the core? That is absolutely unacceptable!''
Cortana: ''Sod off!''
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Halo 3: ODST
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*After Dutch flies off a cliff and crashss a Warthog all terrain vehical*
Dutch: Uh Lord? I didn’t train to be a pilot. Tell me I don’t have anymore flying to do today.
*Plane crashes next to Dutch*
Dutch: So was that a yes or no?
*Warthog explodes*
Dutch: Amen
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Zero Wing - English dub
All your base are belong to us!
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the whole Warchraft 3 unit special dialogues XD
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Krystal: But... Then where did Pigma go?
Panther: Whew! Ah. The lovely Krystal. Words do you no justice. I am Panther Caroso. Here's to us. (purring)
Falco: What? Who's this idiot?
Panther: Quiet, bird.
Falco: What was that?!?
Krystal: Forget him. Look, just tell us where Pigma is!
Panther: How can I resist this beauty? I believe the com record will point you toward Fichina...
Wolf: You talk too much... Panther! Leon! Let's go! Remember this Fox, Star Wolf will take you down on.
-Star Fox: Assault
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Halo 3, on the level Crow's Nest. A weird conversation between two marines.
"Let me in!"
"What's the password?"
"Password?"
"You might be the enemy!"
"But I'm not."
"You might be captured and being held hostage!"
"Let me in, please!"
"No."
"I'm not a Brute. I promise."
"Tell that to your Brute buddies."
"Do I sound like a Brute?!"
*silence*
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Fox: Looks like almost all the aparoids have been wiped out.
Krystal: Sauria should be safe for a long time to come.
Tricky:Foxxxxxxsssss!!!
Fox: Tri---
Tricky: Fox! Krystal! I knew you'd come! Thank you so much!
Fox: Tricky... So heavy... Ouch...
Tricky: So Fox... You're here to fight 'em right? Well, I'm going with ya!
Fox: Uhm... I appreciate it, but you're needed here, old pal. Besides, I'm leaving Sauria in your care! Remember, you're the leader here now, Tricky!
Tricky: ...OK! Mm! I'll do it! Yeah, yeah! I'll take care of things here so you two can come back on your honeymoon!
Fox: What! What're you nuts?!? We aren't... We're not yet!... Uh...
Tricky: Not yet?
Fox: Uh... I mean... I mean... This isn't a conversation for children!
Tricky: You said you weren't gonna treat me like a kid anymore!
Fox: Then stop acting like one!
Tricky: You're just mad 'cause you don't want to talk about it!
Krystal: All right, that's enough boys!
-Star Fox: Assault (2005)
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A great line by the legendary Sergeant Major Avery Johnson.
''Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?"
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“He’s Everywhere!”
-Grunt, Halo CE
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Another funny line from the same smartass marine...
''When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you are one very lucky marine!''
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From a Video Game Show:
“It’s a good day to die!”
-Sarge, RedvsBlue, Halo Show
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In the game Lego City Undercover, one of the characters, Albert Spindlerouter, is a totally obvious reference to Arnold Schwarzenegger. Here's some quotes from the one and only level he appears in:
"Rargh! Are you stupid? Somebody! Get him to the chopper! Uh, I mean hospital!"
"Hey! You'll need to move that barrel! Push it over by that cone an' stuff!"
"Listen! Fix that fuse box! I don't need any more... collateral damage."
"Don't worry about smashing that crate. It's expendable."
"Ergch! That gate needs repairing! Did you not hear it jingle all the way?"
"Trust you with a crane?! Haha! You look like a girlie-man! Show me you're a real construction worker. Fix the hoist controls over there! I think some other girlie-man left the parts in that pool."
"Quickly! Fix the hoist controls! We're behind on this job. I mean, it's already the sixth day."
"Oh, I'm sorry if this seems like a raw deal."
"Argh! Who built that wall there?! Idiots! Use explosives to get rid of it!"
"C'mon! C'mon! Don't you understand a simple command? Oh? No reply? Good!"
"Stop walking, man! Start running, man! The explosives are in the store room!"
"Put the fire out - wait a second! Why is the building even on fire? Which stupid set the building on fire?!"
(This one is my personal favorite.)
"Shut off the gas valve! Use your strength!"
"What's the matter? Can't you bash open a door? Are you a girlie-man?"
"Use the crane to pick up the pipes. I could pick them up with my bare hands. Haha! Exactly."
"Put it in the right trench! Don't make mistakes. We can't use an eraser."
"Now, do the other ones! Don't worry. I'll be back."
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Quote from Halo 3: ODST.
Buck: "Take my advice, Rookie. You ever fall for a woman, make sure she's got balls."
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Star Fox sees Krystal in the crystal and says, “she’s so beautiful!”
-Star Fox Adventures
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I always liked "My name is Lance Vance, it is time to dance" (GTA VCS- Blitzkrieg strikes Again). Lance Vance
"I'll have two number nine, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45, one with cheese, and a large soda. (GTA SA- Drive-thru"). Big Smoke