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Funny Video Game Quotes

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Another funny line from the same smartass marine...

''When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you are one very lucky marine!''




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From a Video Game Show:

“It’s a good day to die!”
-Sarge, RedvsBlue, Halo Show

“The Past is Gone..” -Dream On, Aerosmith


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In the game Lego City Undercover, one of the characters, Albert Spindlerouter, is a totally obvious reference to Arnold Schwarzenegger. Here's some quotes from the one and only level he appears in:


"Rargh! Are you stupid? Somebody! Get him to the chopper! Uh, I mean hospital!"

"Hey! You'll need to move that barrel! Push it over by that cone an' stuff!"

"Listen! Fix that fuse box! I don't need any more... collateral damage."

"Don't worry about smashing that crate. It's expendable."

"Ergch! That gate needs repairing! Did you not hear it jingle all the way?"

"Trust you with a crane?! Haha! You look like a girlie-man! Show me you're a real construction worker. Fix the hoist controls over there! I think some other girlie-man left the parts in that pool."

"Quickly! Fix the hoist controls! We're behind on this job. I mean, it's already the sixth day."

"Oh, I'm sorry if this seems like a raw deal."

"Argh! Who built that wall there?! Idiots! Use explosives to get rid of it!"

"C'mon! C'mon! Don't you understand a simple command? Oh? No reply? Good!"

"Stop walking, man! Start running, man! The explosives are in the store room!"

"Put the fire out - wait a second! Why is the building even on fire? Which stupid set the building on fire?!"
(This one is my personal favorite.)

"Shut off the gas valve! Use your strength!"

"What's the matter? Can't you bash open a door? Are you a girlie-man?"

"Use the crane to pick up the pipes. I could pick them up with my bare hands. Haha! Exactly."

"Put it in the right trench! Don't make mistakes. We can't use an eraser."

"Now, do the other ones! Don't worry. I'll be back."

"I have a right to collect anything I want. It's just junk anyway."
- Berix

My first fanfiction: Quest for the Energy Stones
My unfinished and canceled second fanfiction: Quest for the Mask of Life
My currently ongoing fanfiction series: LEGO Equestria Girls



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Quote from Halo 3: ODST.

Buck: "Take my advice, Rookie. You ever fall for a woman, make sure she's got balls."




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Star Fox sees Krystal in the crystal and says, “she’s so beautiful!”

-Star Fox Adventures

“The Past is Gone..” -Dream On, Aerosmith


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I always liked "My name is Lance Vance, it is time to dance" (GTA VCS- Blitzkrieg strikes Again). Lance Vance

"I'll have two number nine, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45, one with cheese, and a large soda. (GTA SA- Drive-thru"). Big Smoke