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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: Achillobator on November 09, 2007, 06:19:30 PM

Title: Shorty caption
Post by: Achillobator on November 09, 2007, 06:19:30 PM
A caption for everyone's favourite part in TLBT X :p

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i36/Lab_Ferret/shortycaption.jpg)

Since this defies the laws of physic which would normally state that Shorty would be crushed, I only have one caption:

"MAXIMUM DENSITY SHORTY! GRAAHHHH!!"
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: Manny Cav on November 09, 2007, 06:25:03 PM
Quote from: Achillobator,Nov 9 2007 on  04:19 PM
A caption for everyone's favourite part in TLBT XI :p
*X, not XI. :p

Shorty: "This is the EEEEEND!" *expects eminent demise*
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: Kor on November 09, 2007, 07:15:53 PM
Shorty: "I'll tickle him into going away."
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: Achillobator on November 09, 2007, 08:46:24 PM
Quote from: Manny Cav,Nov 9 2007 on  05:25 PM
Quote from: Achillobator,Nov 9 2007 on  04:19 PM
A caption for everyone's favourite part in TLBT XI :p
*X, not XI. :p

Shorty: "This is the EEEEEND!" *expects eminent demise*
oh! How foolish of me! There, I fixed it! :p
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: Tails_155 on November 09, 2007, 09:11:09 PM
I say this knowing the possibilities, but it's homage



Shorty: OH SHI-!
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: landbeforetimelover on November 09, 2007, 10:13:52 PM
Aw crap!  I'm such an idiot!  Now I'm gonna die.  No wait!  This is the movies!  I can be as strong as I want to be!   Bye-bye sharptooth! :D
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: Tails_155 on November 09, 2007, 10:57:36 PM
I got another one!

Shorty: AGH! GRAVITY!
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: Achillobator on November 09, 2007, 11:16:30 PM
Shorty: Oh yeah! Oh! That's the spot! a little to the left! OH! That's good! These back massages are really worth the price!
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: Achillobator on November 10, 2007, 12:40:16 AM
FINISH HIM!
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: Teresa on November 10, 2007, 08:23:10 AM
Shorty : Now this is what i call a back massage !
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: Tails_155 on November 10, 2007, 11:02:44 AM
Shorty: Wait.... what's gravity?
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: Kor on November 10, 2007, 03:02:53 PM
Shorty: "I'm animated.  I laugh at the laws of physics."
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: Malte279 on November 11, 2007, 04:08:31 PM
Malte:  :bang    :x  :cry  :x  :mad  :cry2    :slap  :mad  :slap  :cry2   :cry2  :o  :mad  :o  :cry   :bang
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: Manny Cav on November 11, 2007, 04:27:25 PM
Quote from: Malte279,Nov 11 2007 on  02:08 PM
Malte:  :bang    :x  :cry  :x  :mad  :cry2    :slap  :mad  :slap  :cry2   :cry2  :o  :mad  :o  :cry   :bang
Hmm... I wonder why. :lol: This seems highly exagerated. :rolleyes:
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: Ptyra on November 11, 2007, 11:14:11 PM
*Macho Muscle Man plays in background*
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: Tails_155 on November 11, 2007, 11:43:54 PM
Tails: Malte... you forgot  :rolleyes:  :lol  :bang  :slap  :mad  :x  :huh:  :slap <_<  :unsure:   :bang  :angry:   :slap  :blink:  :(  :slap  :x  :cry2  :mad  -_-  
I think that's sufficient
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: Achillobator on November 12, 2007, 05:56:23 PM
Hollywood's funniest Bloopers! *Sharptooth slips and crushes Shorty*
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: kjeldo on April 16, 2008, 02:06:48 PM
shorty: hey! i'm not a stone, you big gray...eh...eh...
director:cut!
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: Vilstrup on April 16, 2008, 02:14:29 PM
Shorty: Aww, that hurt you b******
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 16, 2008, 05:33:02 PM
F-22: :slap  :slap  :slap  :slap
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: Kor on April 16, 2008, 07:22:18 PM
Shorty: "Watch me defeat this sharptooth once and for all with my secret combat technique."
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on April 16, 2008, 10:28:23 PM
Here it is: The nonconventional technique a sharptooth uses to relieve a hatchling's charliehorse :blink:.
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 17, 2008, 12:07:40 AM
Shorty:(thinking) Why did I come up with such a stupid idea?
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: Lillefot on April 17, 2008, 07:33:44 AM
Sharptooth: "You know, this is gonna hurt you more than it hurts me?"
Shorty: "NO KIDDING!!"
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: NeptuneNavigator2001 on April 29, 2008, 09:43:51 PM
Caption 1:
Supervisor: I've heard of roadkill, but this is ridiculous!

Caption 2:
*CRUNCH*
Director: Okay, cut, cut.  Okay, Shorty, I think we'll need to do that scene over again!  ....Uh...  Shorty??
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: Noname on May 02, 2008, 02:46:10 AM
Narrator: ... and with your help, we can prevent thousands of idiot hatchlings from committing suicide in a horrible way. Call today and donate to the Society To Undo Premature Idiot Death. That's 1-800-STUPID.
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: Amaranthine on June 09, 2008, 08:48:06 PM
Shorty:GAHH!!!
Narrator: The result of bad karma, when you step on someone smaller than you, someone bigger than you is going to step on YOU!
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: Drake on August 05, 2008, 06:23:04 PM
*Squish.*
Sharptooth: *Sighs.* Looks like its pancakes for dinner again.
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: jedi472 on August 05, 2008, 08:32:55 PM
Shorty, practicing to become an Oympic weightlifting champion.
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on August 06, 2008, 12:14:14 AM
I knew this was a bad idea!
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: Nimrod on August 06, 2008, 01:29:34 AM
Wanna do something about it??? :P:
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: rosie on August 06, 2008, 02:15:54 AM
Sharptooth:OOps pardon me.
Shorty:Hey watch where you are going? :lol
Title: Shorty caption
Post by: Spartanguy88 on August 06, 2008, 10:31:01 AM
That's not Shorty, it's Littlefoot being the LBT version of The Hulk!