The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: Achillobator on November 09, 2007, 06:19:30 PM
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A caption for everyone's favourite part in TLBT X :p
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i36/Lab_Ferret/shortycaption.jpg)
Since this defies the laws of physic which would normally state that Shorty would be crushed, I only have one caption:
"MAXIMUM DENSITY SHORTY! GRAAHHHH!!"
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A caption for everyone's favourite part in TLBT XI :p
*X, not XI. :p
Shorty: "This is the EEEEEND!" *expects eminent demise*
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Shorty: "I'll tickle him into going away."
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A caption for everyone's favourite part in TLBT XI :p
*X, not XI. :p
Shorty: "This is the EEEEEND!" *expects eminent demise*
oh! How foolish of me! There, I fixed it! :p
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I say this knowing the possibilities, but it's homage
Shorty: OH SHI-!
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Aw crap! I'm such an idiot! Now I'm gonna die. No wait! This is the movies! I can be as strong as I want to be! Bye-bye sharptooth! :D
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I got another one!
Shorty: AGH! GRAVITY!
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Shorty: Oh yeah! Oh! That's the spot! a little to the left! OH! That's good! These back massages are really worth the price!
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FINISH HIM!
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Shorty : Now this is what i call a back massage !
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Shorty: Wait.... what's gravity?
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Shorty: "I'm animated. I laugh at the laws of physics."
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Malte: :bang :x :cry :x :mad :cry2 :slap :mad :slap :cry2 :cry2 :o :mad :o :cry :bang
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Malte: :bang :x :cry :x :mad :cry2 :slap :mad :slap :cry2 :cry2 :o :mad :o :cry :bang
Hmm... I wonder why. :lol: This seems highly exagerated. :rolleyes:
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*Macho Muscle Man plays in background*
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Tails: Malte... you forgot :rolleyes: :lol :bang :slap :mad :x :huh: :slap <_< :unsure: :bang :angry: :slap :blink: :( :slap :x :cry2 :mad -_-
I think that's sufficient
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Hollywood's funniest Bloopers! *Sharptooth slips and crushes Shorty*
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shorty: hey! i'm not a stone, you big gray...eh...eh...
director:cut!
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Shorty: Aww, that hurt you b******
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F-22: :slap :slap :slap :slap
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Shorty: "Watch me defeat this sharptooth once and for all with my secret combat technique."
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Here it is: The nonconventional technique a sharptooth uses to relieve a hatchling's charliehorse :blink:.
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Shorty:(thinking) Why did I come up with such a stupid idea?
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Sharptooth: "You know, this is gonna hurt you more than it hurts me?"
Shorty: "NO KIDDING!!"
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Caption 1:
Supervisor: I've heard of roadkill, but this is ridiculous!
Caption 2:
*CRUNCH*
Director: Okay, cut, cut. Okay, Shorty, I think we'll need to do that scene over again! ....Uh... Shorty??
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Narrator: ... and with your help, we can prevent thousands of idiot hatchlings from committing suicide in a horrible way. Call today and donate to the Society To Undo Premature Idiot Death. That's 1-800-STUPID.
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Shorty:GAHH!!!
Narrator: The result of bad karma, when you step on someone smaller than you, someone bigger than you is going to step on YOU!
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*Squish.*
Sharptooth: *Sighs.* Looks like its pancakes for dinner again.
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Shorty, practicing to become an Oympic weightlifting champion.
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I knew this was a bad idea!
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Wanna do something about it??? :P:
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Sharptooth:OOps pardon me.
Shorty:Hey watch where you are going? :lol
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That's not Shorty, it's Littlefoot being the LBT version of The Hulk!