The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Real-Life Captions => Topic started by: babidikrakenguard on October 29, 2010, 09:00:59 AM

Title: Gothmog Caption 1
Post by: babidikrakenguard on October 29, 2010, 09:00:59 AM

Well, someone besides the Horned King, Creeper or a random Skeksis.. A while back, my previous hard drive had went. Recently had to get the computer fixed and the computer guy somehow got all the stuff from the previous hard drive back on this one. Including all my screenshots of Davy Jones, Gothmog and Ozzy! And all those other characters..  :rolleyes: And I can play SPORE now!!  :lol: Um.. Anyways, caption time!


(http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/1269/gothmog17m.png)
Gothmog: Fangirls.. Maybe I was better off without them.

Title: Gothmog Caption 1
Post by: WeirdRaptor on October 30, 2010, 05:10:52 AM

Gothmog: "Actually, I'm considered a very attractive woman among the orc-men."

Title: Gothmog Caption 1
Post by: Pangaea on October 30, 2010, 02:37:16 PM

Gothmog entered the “ugly jack-o' lantern” contest, and took first place. His jack o' lantern took second place. :P:

Title: Gothmog Caption 1
Post by: babidikrakenguard on November 01, 2010, 06:42:33 PM

"Do you know how the orcs first came into being?"


Gothmog, The Lieutenant of Morgul, The Dragon of the Wraith-Lord of Minas Morgul, was afraid of nothing! That is, was afraid of nothing until that particular question was brought up..




(I came up with "Dragon of the Wraith-Lord"..  :DD)

Title: Gothmog Caption 1
Post by: Pangaea on November 03, 2010, 05:32:44 AM

“My plastic surgeon is going to pay for this…big time!”

Title: Gothmog Caption 1
Post by: Pangaea on November 03, 2010, 05:42:40 AM

A potential continuation of the above caption:

Random Orc: “Wow, he made you look really ugly, huh?”

Gothmog: “No, he didn’t make me look ugly ENOUGH! I paid good money for a face that would traumatize children and send wargs running for cover, and I end up looking like a walking puffball!” :mad