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Random Role Play / Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: March 13, 2016, 10:08:23 PM »
"We've been searching for this formula for about a month," Rogan said solemly, giving a slight not to Captain Carson before barreling on. "It was made on earth. We tried to neutralize it before it left the planet, but we failed. We were at least able to trace it though. Lead us here."
G finally finished his last cup and put it down. "We received an anonymous tip to check the Mawashi stadium. That's where we ran into Defago-- mostly by accident. A twist of fate lead us into a VIP booth and... we were able to guess what he was."
"The AMS would consider Defago a threat on par with the missing formula. A creature that can create soil that resurrects anything that's buried in it, or create cannibals by touching them would make him a hazard even if he wasn't able to turn into that giant ice creature." He raised a finger.
"That said-- we've never heard of Defago before today. He's not in the AMS database. If he's gone this long without causing any trouble, then I'd be much more worried about stopping that formula than stopping him."
G nodded. "The best we can hope for is that we can extract some information from Defago after we meet him."

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Random Role Play / Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: March 13, 2016, 08:56:02 PM »
G accepted the Tea while Rogan scratched his head. "Hmm. Nice place," he said, not sure what else to say. Maybe he was still back in his hospital bed and this was all one big morphine dream.
"Uh... well, I wouldn't know a mid-level wendigo from any kind," Rogan said as he watched G down the tea with ease. "Its nice that you have him cornered and all, but I'm not sure how you're planning on taking him down. Our bullets are custom made to stop regeneration, after all. But... yeah, the formula. G?"
G had already finished his cup of tea and started pouring himself another one.
"Yes. Well... there's a long history to that formula Defago just sold," G said in his calm, airy voice. "For the sake of time all you need to know is this: that formula is actually a mixture of chemicals, genetic recombinants, and synthetic microbes." He paused to take a sip. Rogan was still looking around all over the place, ignoring the pain in his neck. The ship looked huge.
"It is both a mutagen and a lazarus vector," G continued. "When applied to a living host it will mutate them horribly, drastically increasing their strength and durability but also effectively turning them into rabid animals. When applied to the dead-- as long as there's still some muscle left on the carcas-- they'll begin to move and act as if they were alive again."
"And that's anything dead," Rogan cut in. "Bats, leeches, monkeys, spiders, frogs-- there's almost no limit."
G nodded. "There are multiple sub-types of this formula that were created, and the one that was just sold was especially potent-- very, very little of it is needed for it to be effective." G put down his second tea cup and started pouring himself a third.
"And there's one more thing," G said just before taking a sip. "As I said, there are a genetic recombinants in that formulae-- in small amounts they mostly act as enzymes, but if enough of the formula is made a certain creature can be foremed from the genetic recombinants. Something very powerful and very dangerous."
Rogan nodded as he clasped his hands together. "I'm sure it doesn't surprise you to hear that a formulae like can and has been used to create outbreaks of zombies and mutants. Our job is to find that formula before an outbreak occurs and a lot of innocent people get killed."

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Random Role Play / Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: March 13, 2016, 08:35:46 PM »
Rogan looked around wildly at the new location while G remained calm and resolute, and almost immediately said: "Yes, please. Dragonwell, if you have it."
"Uh, sure, that," Rogan said, wincing at the pain of whipping his neck around like he just did.
"Uh... where are we right now?"

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Random Role Play / Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: March 13, 2016, 08:13:37 PM »
“I don’t get why you have to stop to collect every seashell you come across,” Junior said irritably as Diddy sat down next to him with a bundle full of sea shells he had found on the beach. “In fact, I don’t get why anyone cares about stupid little useless things that come in by the tuckload every time the tide turns.”
“That’s because you’re hopelessly stupid,” Diddy said matter-of-factly.
Usso winced a little at this, which Junior noticed. At first he opened his mouth preparing to explain to him that he and Diddy loved trading barbs and every insult they made was in good fun, but then this turned into an evil little smirk.
“Better than having a family full of inbred island slackers,” Junior saidóthe key word having been ëfamily’. He knew that’d set Diddy up for:
“Family? You’re the kid with a muscle-head dictator father, no mother, and seven vassals you call ësibilings’ and you bring up my family? Pathetic,” Diddy said in a bitting tone, although there was a hint of a smile on his face while he said this. “At least my family isn’t hated by everyone.”
Junior caught the keywordóeveryoneóand jumped on it. “Diddyóthey feel sorry for you,” Junior corrected, wagging his finger. “With all the tooth decay and lack of toilets, people go out of their way not to try to think about you too much to begin with. Well, that and all kongs are hideously uglyóespecially you.”
“Ugly? Have you everó“
“Look, please don’t fight right now,” Usso pleaded, growing more and more upset with each exchange. Diddy looked immediately apologetic but Junior actually snickered. Diddy bared his teeth. “The hell was that funny, moron?”
“Cause it just is,” Junior said with an evil smirk as he twiddle his claw into his teeth. “Kind of like how your parents left you.”
Diddy just folded his arms and turned his attention away from himóthe ultimate punishment for an attention hogging little prince like him.
“We do this all the time,” Diddy said with a smile to a confused looking Usso.
“You… insult each other all the time?” Usso queried, perplexed. Diddy’s long monkey tail wagged a bit, as if it were a fly whisk trying to dispel all the awkwardness of the situation by flicking it away. “Yep. It started out just as practicing our insults so we could seem like we hated each other in public. Then it kind of became a game, y’know? Kind of a contest to see who can be the cleverest. We love itóI win half the time, and I pretend to let Junior win half the time.”
Diddy was suddenly flung forward as he tackled from behind by the koopa, who was growling loudly. Usso jumped back in panic, sending beach sand flying everywhere as Diddy writhed while the koopa bit him. He was about to shout for them stop until he himself thought to what Diddy had just finished telling him, and took a closer look.
Diddy was writhing because the koopa was tickling him, and the bites he was giving were barely enough to give him a hickey.
“Q-quit it, you big stupid lizard!”
“Nuh-huh. Not until you take it back,” Junior teased, biting him on the neck a little as Diddy playfully whacked him with his tail to signal him to stop embarrassing him in front of Usso. The damn kid knew all of the most tickleish spots on his body.
“Say it.”
“No!”
“Say it, Didds.”
“I said, no!”
Say it!” Junior commanded just as Diddy suddenly reversed course and pinned the koopa to the ground in a deft wrestling maneuver, grinning at the look of shock and a prominent blush on the prince’s face. Diddy’s tail was wagging happily.
“Alright, I take it back. I just let you win at wrestling half the time,” Diddy said cheekily, and then gave his pinned boyfriend a kiss on his glowing red cheek, which sent the koopa into a giggle fit. Usso laughed a little too as the waves continued to wash onto the artificial beach.
----

Rogan looked to G-- who had hearing so sharp he would have been shocked if he hadn't heard what Stripetail had just said-- who indeed gave him a shrug in a 'why not' kind of gesture. The agent then turned back to his phone and said. "Uh... sure, if you can," he said. And here he thought the strangest part of his day today had already ended.

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Random Role Play / Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: March 12, 2016, 10:31:18 PM »
Rogan blinked. "Is that so," he said, grinning. He cupped the reciever for a moment.
"G, we got a lead." The sharp features of G's face lit up. "That's fantastic!"
"You're telling me," Rogan said as he went back to the phone. "Uh... can we arrange a meet up, Mr. Stripetail? There's a lot we need to talk about."
There was a pause.
"And, uh, do you have any morphine on you by chance?"

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Random Role Play / Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: March 12, 2016, 09:58:28 PM »
"We're not here to talk about the Wendigo specifically, Mr. Stripetail," Rogan said simply. "As it happens, the Wendigo-- Defago-- was a smuggler who brought a large amount of a highly, highly dangerous mutagen onto this planet to be sold to a buyer. It is imperative that we locate this buyer before he can use this mutagen as a biological weapon." He tapped on the metal surface of the phone booth a little, ignoring all the little questions that were popping up in his head about how this squirrel knew so much. "You say you've done an analysis on him, right? Does that also mean you can trace his position?"

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Random Role Play / Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: March 12, 2016, 09:45:38 PM »
Rogan raised an eyebrow as he looked over to G, who was nonchalantly looking around to see if they were being followed. "Yeah, this is Rogan," he said as he scratched his head. "I suppose I should start off by saying thanks for saving the two of our lives. We owe you one. But we'd also like to ask you a couple of questions regarding the Wendigo, if you please. We have something a of a crisis going on at the moment."

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Random Role Play / Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: March 12, 2016, 01:06:25 AM »
Rogan and G, having just escaped the hospital without a hitched, got to the nearest phone booth and called up the number on the card. Neither were entirely sure what to expect.

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Random Role Play / Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: March 08, 2016, 11:04:05 PM »
"Okay, enough already," Junior huffed. "You gonna tell us what a 'mobile suit' is already?" Usso touched his fingers together. "Uh... maybe later."
"Why the secrecy?" Diddy asked. Usso shrugged. "I just don't want to talk about it."
Junior rolled his eyes. "You're a worse tease than Diddy," he sulked, crossing his arms.
---

Defago delighted the Jones with his knowledge of the old voyageur songs. Even as he sang, though, he felt a bit uneasy. Intuition told him he wasn't as hidden right now as he thought he was.

----
"Ice? Could it have been an aberrant strain from 'The World'?" A female voice on the receiver said. Rogan blew a puff of smoke from the one cigar in his pocket that hadn't been ruined by all the blood.
"His vital signs weren't human, but they weren't reanimated. Besides, if the buyer had access to that much Type-β they wouldn't need any Type-0."
Rogan sat alone in what was supposed to be his intensive care unit, but he was more of a guy who liked to heal on the go. It was a nice place-- Mawashi had nice technology. Usually whenever he went into hospitals the patients and nurses were all trying to kill him, so maybe it was just the peace and quiet that struck him.
"Well if not that, what was it? The brass is worried, Rogan-- they don't know how they'd deal with an outbreak on another planet. If that thing is still out there, they’ll want to know what it is ASAP so they can send another batch of reinforcements.”
“I’m fairly certain I know what it was. Do you remember the Ludlow case, Kate?"
Kate Green erred on the other end of the line as Rogan twirled the ashes into cup he had been given to drink water from. He was hoping the smoke detectors weren't too sensitive-- he definitely wasn't allowed to be smoking here.
“No, I don't, and I know all the standard case files on record."
"Use your level 2 passcode." Rogan said. There was a pause on the other end, a few more clicks and keystrokes, and suddenly a little 'aha!"
"Oh! You were right! The 1983 Ludlow Pet Cemetary case... Spelled with an 'S' instead of a 'C' for some reason," Kate said, sounding a bit annoyed. "Multiple animal reanimations and at least three human reanimations-- locals claim a creature called a 'Wendigo' had caused it by haunting an old Indian burial ground nearby. AMS investigators at the scene were able to replicate the reincarnation with dead mice and immediately bought the land the cemetery was built on, but scientific investigation was unable to determine the exact cause of the resurrection, nor find any evidence of supernatural entities beyond occasional bouts of hysteria in the guards. Wow... Why isn't this case in the common archives?"
"Because it hasn't been closed yet," Rogan said as he casually checked his watch. G was taking way longer than usual. "Can you imagine what would happen if DBR heard about that place? Or Umbrella? They wouldn't need a formula or fancy equipment to create zombies. All they'd need is a shovel and a few 'amens', right?"
There was a hesitant silence on the other end of the line. Rogan took another drag, and savored it. It was nothing short of a miracle that the two people were on hand with the know-how to save their lives.
"So there’s an even greater danger to having that thing around… Do you think the buyer intended to use the formula on Mawashi?"
Rogan took a long drag on his cigaret as his eyes darted under his eye lids.
"... No. I've talked to G about this and we both agree-- it makes no sense to attack Mawashi. There's nothing here worth causing such a highly profile attack."
"You are POSITIVE about that?"
"Not positive enough not to alert the local government, but yeah. Pretty positive. Mawashi's just an inconspicuous place for the formula to change hands."
“And what about that Wendigu, or whatever its called? If he’s able to create reanimate soil, wouldn’t that make him just as dangerous as the formula?”
“If the buyer had known, it stands to reason he would have tried to capture him the moment he made his delivery. The fact that he was relaxing in a stadium tells me the buyer has no idea about Defago.”
“What if he does it on his own?”
“I’m confident he won’t.”
“Why?”
“He told me he wouldn’t. Either way, going after him would just waste time. I honestly doubt he wouldn't be able to give us some information, but neither of us are in any shape to take him by ourselves. The formula we can handle.”
“No, you can’t,” Kate said exasperatedly. “Don’t you remember what I told you? You are both on strict orders to stay in that hospital and cooperate with the Mawashis until the AMS team arrives!”
“Tell HQ that my traumatic head injury has tragically left me unable to understand orders for a few days.”
Rogan grinned as he heard a real, audible facepalm on the other end of the line.
“Rogan…” Kate groaned. “Please, listen to me. You don’t even know where to start looking!”
Rogan raised a finger up in the hospital room.
"Au contraire. We reviewed the security footage. There was a heavily bandaged man and what looked like a talking squirrel. I bet they know something.”
The tone of Kate’s response was pricelessly wretched. "A talkingów-what? I…” She sighed miserably. “Rogan, please reconsider staying in that hospital a bit longer--"
"My head's fine, Kate. You see funny things out here beyond earth. It just so happens the squirel left us a card-- me and G and are going to try to track them down the moment we're able to. If you want to help, start looking at common spaceport traffic destinations off of Mawashi in case the formula jumps ship."
G entered the room and shut the door behind him with eerily perfect quiet. One one shoulder he had their confiscated ammo and weapons bags slung over his shoulder, to which Rogan gave him a ëperfect’ sign with his hand.
“Hold on a sec, Kate.” And before she could protest Rogan cupped the phone and looked up to G.
“Any luck?”
“Afraid not. In fact they said they’re going to be sending armed guards to keep us in our rooms.”
Rogan swore out loud.
“Well, so much for asking nicely,” he grumbled as he flicked the stub of his spent cigar into the water glass. “I’m guessing you already thought up an escape route?”
“Of course,” G said with a smile as he began to thumb bullets into his relolver with unbelievable speed. “But we’ll have to leave soon.”
“Alright. Let me finish this up and then you can lead us out of here. Kate says hi, bye the way.”
“Hi Kate,” G said as Rogan held the phone up in G’s direction.
“Sorry, that was G. Apparently we’ll have to leave the hospital sooner than we thought. Any last words before I go?”
"Yes: both of you are insane." Rogan and G exchanged a knowing look.
"I'll see you later Kate. Now I have to use the last few minutes I have to call Sophie and tell her I'm still alive."
"Good! Maybe she can talk some sense into you!"
Rogan laughed. His wife, who had to have her right arm amputated at the shoulder to prevent contamination after Type-27 'The Chariot' slashed her with a bardiche, would definitely not approve of him refusing medical attention.
"Well, I suppose if anyone can, it's her.” Rogan said as G handed him his pistol. They had no intention of using them on security guards, but in both of the two's experience if an asset was on hand it was best to have it ready for use in a moments notice. “She and Lisa."

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Random Role Play / Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: March 07, 2016, 01:17:20 AM »
"Go to 'winterville' he says," Junior grumbled as he, Diddy and Usso navigated the complex halls of the Spire of Winter.
"We've got this under control, he says."
"He's probably not wrong," Diddy mused, doing a few acrobatic stunts on the handles and wiring that surrounded the halls as they went. "Hi mean, the dude makes portals."
"True. The dude does make portals," Junior nodded confirmingly. "But if I wanted to go to a resort, guess what? I would have gone to a resort! Or one of my Dad's villas!"
"Will you relax, Lizard Lips?" Diddy sighed as he stopped his swinging and jumped down near the koopa. "If YOU saw two people like us trying to join  your crew on a super important mission and says your reason was 'for kicks', wouldn't you be the tiniest bit suspicious? Suspicious enough that maybe you wouldn't want to be putting them on a big dangerous assignment right away?"
Junior rolled his eyes to signify that yes: he had in fact thought of that. But he was choosing to make a fuss about it anyway.
"Then why isn't Mr. 'Million a Month' off helping them?" Junior said as he threw a look at Usso, who had mostly just kept back and watched the two tease and bicker with each other like they knew everything that went on in each other's minds. Usso gave a sheepish smile.
"I'm not cut out for fighting in populated areas," Usso admitted, which caused Junior to throw up his hands in annoyance. "Wonderful. I love being the fifth wheel. It's great. Fantastic."
"I'm not sure he's complained enough yet, don't you think?" Diddy said sarcastically to Usso who merely shrugged a little as if to say he'd rather not get involved. The two were fast approaching a sealed segment of the ship that had 'Winterville' written at the top.
"Look here, Knuckle Dragger-- we took a big risk coming on this ship and I don't want all that risk to go towards just sitting around in some tiny cooped up little--"
They opened the door. All there stared in stunned silence as they looked out over what appeared to be a massive area that contained a town-- a real, sizeable town-- and a beach.
As soon as Diddy got a hold of himself he sneered at the koopa.
"A tiny little what now?" That broke him-- it took awhile, but no one knew how to press Bowser Junior's buttons better than Diddy.
The koopa prince giggled so hard that even Usso and Diddy had to join in.
----

Lucy Jones answered the knock on her front door and gasped.
"Mr. Defago!" she cried joyfully. "Mom! Dad! It's him! It's him! Come quick!"
The meeting with the family was a bit awkward, as Defago had expected it to be. He never liked being the object of praise, especially when he felt it was over something he had done in penance to begin with.
"You have no idea what this means to us," Mrs. Jones said, looking as if she was trying not to tear up. Defago did never like seeing a woman cry, so he gave a big ol' smile.
"Ah, it's no problem. Anyway, sorry I'm not showin' off my pretty face. Gotta keep the makeup on until the show!" Defago said. He'd tell them his life before he left-- considering the good fortune he was giving to this family, he only felt slightly guilty about it.
"Anyway, since I don't have change for a phone and no one on the streets seems to eager to approach a man with this on his head--" he pointed to the rag he was still wearing, "-- I figured I'd ask if you kind folk had a phone I could borrow."
The three looked crestfallen. "I'm so sorry, but we don't," Mr. Jones said regretfully, but Defago waved it off with a grin. "Oh, it's no big deal! Believe you me-- this is far from the first time ol' Defago's gotten into this situation! I consider it a good chance to method act. See the world from the eyes of someone who don't have much in the world. It's a view that matters a lot in the grand scheme of things, oui?"
"Indeed, it is," Mrs. Jones said as Lucy Jones nodded. "But do you mean to say you don't have a cent on you at all?"
"Not ON me, nope! I've got plenty in my bank account, but the banks er all closed at this time of night. I'll just find a comfy spot to wait out till the mornin', and then I'll--"
"Oh no, no, no! I can't let a man who's done such a momentous deed for us sleep on the streets! I insist you let us take you as our guest, monsieur!" Mr. Jones said with an urgency that couldn't help but tickle the old woodsman's heart. He was definitely Defago's kind of guy.
"Oh, I don't want to be a burden on ye folks," Defago said humbly, but he was quickly bregailed with assurances by all three of the Jones family that it would be their honor to have him.
"And you can show me some of those acting thingies you told me about!" Lucy said joyfully. Defago looked around at them in all their joyous, greatful, emotional expressions and couldn't have found it in his heart to refuse even if he wanted to. He supposed he could stay, and then he could get some money doing an odd job in the morning and find a cheap hotel he could use as a base to start searching for the man he had handed the suitcase too. Once he found him, he'd ask him a few questions. And if he didn't like the answers, la b’te maudite would ask him a few. Only then did he feel like he had any right to leave Mawashi after all that he did today.
"Well, how can I possibly say no to an offer like that?" Defago said with a grin that was visible through the mouthhole he had cut through his cloth. "Thank you all so kindly!" he said as he walked in, closing the door behind him as he took off his shoes. Before the door closed there was just enough time to make out:
"Would you like me to make you some tea, monsieur?"
"Ah, yes please! If you could triple strain it, that'd be great-- tea or coffee or whatever, I like the flavor of the little things in life to bowl me over, eh? Hahahahaha!"

----
Usso watched with a smile on the beach as the two boys played in the water. They were a lot more kid-like than he was at their age. He was kind of jealous of them, actually-- he never really got the oppertunity to goof off and just be kid for most of his life. Work on the farm and the war always kept him busy and productive, for better or worse. He went and bought the bunch some kebabs from the nearby town and brought them back just in time to find the two talking to each other over by a towel. They greeted him eagerly once they say he had brought them food. The two continued to talk-- something about a Kong Island and a Isle Delfino were brought up at some point-- with Usso mostly just hanging back and observing the two. Then, abruptly, he became apart of the conversation.
"What about you, Usso? Are there any beaches around where you live?" Junior asked, too aglow to put his usual grouchy prince schtick. Usso shook his head.
"No, but I've been to plenty of beaches before. I remember a beach a lot like this near old Barcelona," Usso said wistfully as he stared off in the hologramed distanced. Diddy tilted his head. "Barce-who now?"
"Sorry, Diddy's a bit of a rube," Junior said brashly. Diddy didn't look angry at this comment and actually nodded in agreement. "So you've been to Spain? Dad says that's a nice place to go to get away from things."
"Yep," Usso said as he remembered watching a man he had tremendous respect for get beheaded on live broadcast in a square in Barcelona. "Beautiful city... But I think I've seen my fair share of the world, to be honest. If I died never seeing anything beyond Kassarelia for the rest of my days with Shakti and Karlmann, I'd be okay with that."
"You mentioned Shakti's your girlfriend, right? Who's Karlmann? Family?" Junior asked, looking as though he had asked for the sake of small talk with no real interest in the actual answer. That changed pretty quick when he actually heard it.
"He's my son," Usso said. Both Diddy and Junior blinked at him.
"Oh. Uh... can I ask how old you are?" Diddy asked.
"And how old is he?" Junior added.
Usso scratched his head. "I'm 15-- Karlmann we can't tell for certain, but we're pretty sure he's 4 now... Oh, he's not my biological son," Usso was forced to add as he saw the uncomfortable looks on the twos faces. "Me and Shakti adopted him after his family died in the war."
"At your age?" Junior queried as he finished his kebab in one bite. "Shouldn't you, you know, let someone older raise a kid like that?"
"Junior!" Diddy reprimanded, but Usso actually laughed.
"Oh yeah, we thought about that. But there aren't really any families around where we live that aren't struggling to get by as it is. And while I'm pretty immature, Shakti's a natural born mother, so it works out well." He looked out at the artificial sunset again. "But you know... With all this money I'm getting, I can give him a good life, you know? And maybe I can help some of the other families in the area that are struggling." The boys eyes were distant and far away as he said this. Junior looked uncharacteristically sympathetic.
"Maybe I can even make enough to start rebuilding Uwig."
"Uwig?" Diddy asked.
"Sorry-- that's the new name for it. It used to be called Prague. Kassarellia's only a few miles away from it."
"Wait, Prague? Why does Prague need rebuilding? What happened to it?" Junior asked, startled a little. A wave washed onto the artificial beach with a loud splash that sent a light spray over the three of them. A little rainbow appeared as the spray glistened in the light of the artificial sunlight.
"The same thing that happened to most of the great old cities. War happened. Mobile suits happened."

----
A phone rang, and a when it was picked up a woman spoke on the other line.
"This is agent Kate Green speaking."
"I hope they're not rearin' to send in the cavalry just yet," Rogan said with a grin in the hospital room. Bandages coverd a considerable part of his body.
"Rogan!?"
"Hi Kate. How's the leg?" She dodged this and went straight to buisness, as she usually did. Kate still had the personality she had when she was a rookie in 2003, but her attitude towards her work had gotten a bit to G-like for his liking.
"Rogan, the brass is going nuts-- what's happening over there? We got reports you two had died!"
"We did, but then we got better," Rogan said as Kate groaned at the other end of the line. "This isn't funny! Come on, start telling me what the hell is going on over there. Please."
"Well, alright. But it's a bit of a long story..."

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« on: March 03, 2016, 10:23:56 PM »
In a forested area just outside the city limits, a girl stared in horror at a man who had just come walking out of the woods.
The little girl looked terrified, but Defago had worked with this situation before. In many a day he’d lost his disguise and needed a quick replacement, and adults would never do. Even in his fully human form he looked like he was seconds away from death, and the ones that didn’t run away were too spooked to ever sell him anything. Buch children were differentóall you needed to do was tell them that you were fine and give them a smile, and they believed you.
Defago had found this young girl just outside the city, scrounging for food. He made sure to approach from a direction she could see him so as not to scare her too badly.
She was still pretty scared, though.”
“Ah! A friendly face!” the Quebecer said with a warm smile. “Sorry to bother you, but can I have a minute? My name’s Defago! What’s your name?”
The girl didn’t answer. “Y… Your face…”
Defago gave a sad, self-concious look. “Oh, this…” he laughed. “Sorry about that! I’m rehearsin’ for a play in a couple o’ days.”
“A play?” the girl asked.
“C'est vrai! I’m an actor!” he said with a grin. “A method actor, ter be exact! You know what that is?”
The girl shook her head. She was walking backwards a bit. Defago sat on the ground so he wouldn’t seem so tall.
“It’s when you go out and you try to play the role in real life. You know, fer practice! Kinda like the reverse of studyin’ in schoolóinstead a sittin’ indoors and learnin’ how to do somethin in the real world, you do somethin’ in the real world to learn how ta do somethin’ indoors. Neat, eh?”
He took out a canteen and drank it, turning away from the girl a little. That seemed to work. She seemed less scared of him when he was in an inconvenient position to attack her.
“So… is that make up your wearing, then?”  Defago nodded as he wiped his lips.
“Yep! Pretty good, eh?" the quebecer said as he opened his arms proudly. "I’m playin’ a zombie for my big performance. Never thought you’d see a zombie at stage play, huh? Only boring cos-toomes with big frills and fancy wigs.”
He did a sitting impression of a dandy walking about with his rear stuck out and his lips curled in like a turtle. The girl laughed. “Yeah.”
“Yeah,” Defago agreed.  The pain in his feet was excrutiatingówithout any ice water to cool their burning need to travel, he had to settle with wrapping them in scraps.“But I have a problem.”
“A problem?”
“Oh, yeah, yeah. Ya’see, I thought it would be a good idea to go out here n’ make up to better get into the role.” He lifted his hands. “Then I realizedóthis make up takes a long time to put on! A plumb long time! You wanna guess how long?”
The little girl put a thumb to her chin. “… Fifteen minutes?”
“Four hours.”
“No way!” the girl said in amazement. “Oh, it’s true,” Defago said gravely. “And I don’t want to have to wait another four hours to put it on again.” He looked to the town. “But at the same time, I know all the folks in the city’ll be ascared of me if they see me like this. If I cause a big panic, my career’ll be ruined!”
“Oh… I’m sorry,” the little girl said as she took a few steps closer. “You don’t look THAT scary. I’ve seen people on TV that looked scarier.”
“TV, you say?” Defago asked, sensing he only needed to press a little harder. “I used to act on TV… It was awful. An’ if I blow this next part, I’ll probably have to go back to doin’ commercials again.”
“That doesn’t sound so bad,” the little girl said. Defago laughed a little. Despite the clear state of poverty the little one was in, that hadn’t taken her lively childhood innocence.
“Oh, it was,” Defago insisted, turning around in his sit to face the girl. “You know… jus’ a few days ago I has this guy come runnin’ up to me, an he says to me “Haven't I seen you on TV?, and well I says to himóI’m flattered and allóand I says “Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me?” An you know what the fella says?”
The girl shook her head.
“Off.” That got a churlish giggle out of her and Defago groaned. “It’s not funny!”
“It is a little,” the girl teased, to which Defago gave a conceding nod. “Well… maybe a little, but I’d rather not have to face all that again. I need to find a way to go into town without people seein’ my face or washin’ off my makeup.”
He tried not to look a the particularly well suited cloth rag she was holding, as he felt that would be too obvious. Thankfully, he didn’t need to. She jumped to the conclusion for him.
“Maybe you could wrap your face in this cloth? That’d work, right?”
“Oh, no no no,” Defago said. “I don’t accept hand outs from strangers. I’d have to pay you for it.”
“Pay?” the girl said, her eyes shining a little. She began to walk over to him, her hand outstretched with the rag she had been holding.
ëBITE HER,’ a deep, dark part of his mind commanded him. And for a moment he really did want to bite herósomething in him told him that if he did, all the horrible, never ending hunger would be satiated for a moment. But Defago was used to these moments.
ëOh, va te faire foutre, ya devil,’ he thought as he suppressed the urged, concentrating to keep his composure. He gladly took the cloth a smile. “Ah, well… since you’re bein’ so kind to me,” Defago said with a beaming smile.
“I should tell you somethin’. I’m not really a broke theater actoróI’mma rich theater actor. An’ you passed my test.”
The girl blinked. “What?”
Defago stood up, and produced a thick wad of cash from his pocket. The little girl’s jaw dropped. She had never seen so much money in her life.
“I don’t have much in my life to spend on,” Defago said, for once telling the truth. “For all the money I have, it don’t do much for me. That’s why I like to give it to people who I think deserve it. People need to be nicer to each other in the worldóI sure wish people were nicer to me when I was your age.” He took the rag from her and put the entirety of the money he got from smuggling the zombie-making formula into the little girl’s hand. The girl was speechless for a moment, and then her face came to life.
“Oh my god! Thanks mister Defago! I-… I don’t even know what to say!” Light dazzled from the girl’s eyes. It was a kind of face you couldn’t fakeóno movie actress had ever captured a look of joy so utterly complete as was on her face. That eased Defago’s guilt more than he felt he deserved.
“Ah, how about you surprise your momma with something nice when you get home, eh?” Defago said with a smile.
“Thank you so so much!” the girl said as she gave him a hug. He tried to control his body temperature so she wouldn’t notice how cold his skin felt. She didn’t seem to notice. “I-I can’t believe this is happening!”
“Hehe, neither can I,” he said cryptically. “Thank you so much for the cloth: I’ll be happy to wear it,” he said with a smile, and drapped the long cloth over his head, covering it. It wasn’t as much cover as the helmet, but it would do nicely. "Alright, alright," he said, as he tapped the girl to stop hugging him. "Now go on home. It's gonna be late soon and you're mamma and papa are gonna wanna be awake for what you have to tell them, yeah?"
"Yeah!" the girl cried, practically jumping up and down in happiness. She started to turn and run back to the city. "Thank you so much for this! You're like a dream come true!"
“Hey!” Defago called out as she was almost out of sight. “I never caught your name!”
“My name is Lucy! Lucy Jones!” the girl said as she turned around, still walking backwards from all the energy she got from knowing her family wouldn’t go hungry again for quite some time.
“If you’re ever in the city, my address is 4634 Sandlewood lane! I’ll never forget you for this, Defago!”
Defago smiled as he waved her away. He counted it as the easy high point in this whole dreadful affair .  Sighing, he headed into the city, stuffing his hands in his pockets.

This was the last timeóthe last timeóhe would ever take a job from that le salaud ever again. “If I ever get my hands on him, I’m gonna kill him,” Defago said through gritted teeth as he walked into the city, and as he said so la b’te maudite took some control and made his eyes glow yellow. He quickly batted it back, and pulled his coat tighter around him. He was getting some weird looks in the street, but no screams or sudden movements. That was good.

In all honesty, he only used the money he got for trinket nicetiesóbeer, vodka, wine, whiskey. None of it filled him, but thankfully it could still get him drunk. And it bought him new clothes, and occasionally a more leisurely, comfortable form of travel than the sheering howl of chasing the icy winds. But travel he mustóalways. Staying in any one place for too long made him burnóboth of him. Himself, Defago, and la b’te maudite. Smuggling was a natural way of getting some money and satiating his need to travelóbeing what he was, he could go to the most dangerous and secluded places without fear of death.
ëI shouldn’ta given ëim so much control back there,’ Defago cursed himself in his thoughts. ëI shouldn’ta. Those two boys er probably dead now… and that formula they were after…’
He honestly had only some memory of the fight with the two AMS agents. When he let la b’te maudite have considerable control, it was like being half unconscious, like a car crash victim who saw the world as a disconnected blur with brief flashes of terrible lucidity.
And yet he felt that he had toóthe steel in their eyes was no joke. They had seen things more terrible than the likes of him, he had no doubt about that. That line about that little Maine town spooked him badly. He had, in fact, not only personally seen that ol’ Micmac cemetery, but he knew exactly who cursed it, too. One of the worst of the worst among his kind…
The idea that he was even moderately tied to that dreadful place pushed him to make a bad decision. He gave la b’te maudite too much freedom in exchange for power, and that got both of those men killed.
He still had one of their bullets in his pocket. He had no idea why they interfered with his regeneration like they did, but they still weren’t enough to kill him. That burned man had bullets that did something similar, but they felt different. He didn't know if that third man was an AMS agent as well, but somehow he doubted it. There was an aura to that fellow that had made Defago uneasy even as he was sitting peacefully in the stadium stands. One full of fire and wrath.
But wether he was or wasn't, he did definetly kill two of their agents, and he truly believed what Rogan had said to him: that zombie-hunting organization won't let him slip away after this, particularly if they knew about Ludlow. He lived to see both World Wars, the cold wars, and even the spread of electricity, but he remembered the headlines of terrible creatures turning ol' Venice Italy to ruin on two separate occasions. Not just zombies-- other things. Things that looked they walked straight out of someone's nightmares.
“Formula Type-0, ëThe Magician’…” Strange name for a zombie making formula, but then again, what did he know about making zombies? It was the one thing he knew he could do that he never attempted. He had a monster inside himóthat didn’t make him a monster. He wasn’t gonna go stir up souls from their sleep.
Then, as he walked, he thought back to the man he had handed the suitcase full of vials off to. Like him, he had been heavily clothed. He honestly didn't know his name-- he just wordlessly gave him the money, took the suitcase, and ran off. It wasn't uncommon in his line of work.
But although he didn't get a look at him, he sure got a smell of him.
“I’m gonna find that man,” he said calmly as he walked down the busy streets. “And I’m gonna make him tell me what the hell he plans to do with that stuff.”
It wouldn’t bring those two men back to life… but it would maybe give him a smidgen of personal redemption to make sure that their fears never came true. Probably lose a lot of credit to his name as a smuggler to harass a client like that, but that was okay. There were other ways of making beer money at the end of the day.

But before anything else, he needed to get some ice water. Some ice water and some new metal boots.

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« on: March 02, 2016, 01:31:10 AM »
The two boys nodded. "Thank you ma'am," Diddy said. Junior actually bowed-- one of the strange quirks of being raised as an evil overlord who kidnap princesses was that he was raised to give women respect in all matters that didn't involve the question 'Am I allowed to kidnap them'.
"We'll do our best, Captain," Junior said with a nod. He even gave a friendly wave to Mrs. Swimmer before giving a terse look to Deimos again.
The door to the armory opened and in stepped Usso, scratching his head bashfully.
"I'm so sorry I'm late."
"Finished running away, huh?" Junior said pointedly, which Usso laughed off. "Yeah, kinda," he said. He turned to Stripetail. "I have all the pieces to my suit on standby. I can deploy them on a two minutes notice if need be."

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« on: February 29, 2016, 04:47:03 PM »
Diddy informed Junior of the meet up point and the two arrived at the armory at the same time. Just before the two entered it looked like Junior had been talking excitedly to Diddy about something, but the moment he saw Deimos he shut up and suddenly looked grumpy.
“Oh. Hi there,” Junior said simply as he walked into the armory and looked around with a remarkably unimpressed pout, as if he were the world's worst fung sheui designer. “Not a bad ship. Not the best I've seen, of course. My dad's got a ship that's, like, five times as big as this and it's got super awesome state of the art navigation and all these thrusters--"
Diddy looked like he was dying trying to stop from laughing as he said this. In fact, the prince hadn't been able to stop salivating over how cool he thought this ship was since the two of them got on. He wondered how this must look to Deimos-- sure, a raptor in armor was a little strange, but how about a pint sized koopa strutting around like a spoiled peacock slinging a paintbrush over his shoulder as though it were some class-A hot shot weapon.
'Probably the same reaction I first had to Junior,' Diddy thought. 'He probably wants to sock him in his bratty little face.'
He supposed it would be wise to intervene before the prince went and got himself a well-deserved raptor mauling.
"Anyway!" Diddy suddenly cut in with a sudden smile. "Usso ran off somewhere, Mr. Deimos. I'm not sure where to. He'll probably be around in time for... whatever it is we're doing." He scratched his head and smiled disarmingly while Junior merely began wandering around the armory with an annoyed, bored look on his face. The kong found a box and sat down on it, and tried to make some light conversation.
"Where I come from everyone's always late for thing. It's just the laid back nature of the island life, you know? If you want anything done you better send out a call out an hour before you want them to arrive, because no one can be bothered from getting their pura vida disturbed. I grew up with it, so I don't really mind, but--"
"Mind?" Junior suddenly replied, looking at him from across the room with a grin of his own.
"Deimos, you happen to be looking at the reigning champion of missing appointments right here. Whenever we arrange for a date night, I have to account for the fact that Didds will have forgotten the time we were supposed to meet by two days."
The kong blushed a little, twiddling his thumbs. "Uh... Th-that's a bit of an exaggeration."
"Yeah, I know. Usually it's more," Junior said as he strolled back over to Diddy, grinning over at Deimos with a wink wink kind of look. "One day we were planning to go to a Yoshi race, and I knew that Diddy was going to get the date off by exactly one week. So I had to keep telling him a date that was a week early and he still was almost an hour late."
Diddy really couldn't do anything except give a basheful shrug and pull down his hat to hide how red his face was. "Hehehe. I still don't know how he always guesses how long my timing's going to be off."
Junior gave a proud smile. "Cause I think about things from your perspective a lot. And cause I talk to Dixie a lot about your habits. Ex-girlfriends never unlearn what they know about a guy."
His proud smile turned a bit more humble.
"And 'cause your cute, and I enjoy everything that goes on in your goody-two-shoes countryboy head. Scatterbrain and all."
Diddy's face really couldn't get any redder than it was right then, and though he normally didn't like getting romantic in front of other people-- particularly someone who'd had to put up with enough from the two of them as it were-- he was more than happy to let the koopa give him a quick peck on the cheek, not the least of which because he was blushing a tiny bit too, stubby reptilian tail a-waggle.
The moment was cut short by a sudden static sound from the device on the prince's wrist. Junior flipped the plastic cover off and stared at the screen. The radar had suddenly fizzed out.
“Uh…”
He flipped the setting to infrared. It wasn’t fizzing nearly as much, but it was still on the static. Junior hit the device. “What the hell? Interference?”

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A plane flew into the ship's hanger, docking in a spot that was clearly meant for ships bigger than it. A helmeted figure jumped out while a strange ball-looking robot managed to chirp a few things before the cockpit closed again.
"Good luck! Good luck!"

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« on: February 28, 2016, 12:21:05 AM »
Junior skid into the hanger, throwing exact change into the face of the guard and running right down to his familiar half-egg shaped Clown Car. Like always, the car looked happy to see him, and started itself up just as he jumped inside.
"Alright alright alright," he said to himself as he rummaged around the Clown Car cockpit. He wasn't the tidiest, guy, so finding Diddy's barrel jetpack took a moment. He was looking for his brush when the blue and yellow jet a few spaces down started with a strange sound and started rolling towards the mass driver. Junior grumpily covered his ears, waiting for the racket to pass and the plane to take off before continuing to rummage around. He thought a little to himself. He thought about how bizzare the past few hours have been, about the kind of things they were about to do, the 'demon' thing that Stripetail was talking about... and then he thought about home, and that stopped him for a moment. In all the excitment, he couldn't help but feel he and Diddy were glossing over too much for either of them to expect to get away with this.
Like he often did, Junior tucked the thought away and pretended like he was dismissing it.
"Whatever," he said to himself, and his eyes lit up as his palm met the familiar yellow handle of a device he had once used to turn an island nation upside down.
"As long as I get to wreck stuff."

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Joshua was questioned a little bit by security, and he answered what he could. It unnerved him a little that they only questioned him briefly-- gunshots and a giant creature had caused half the stadium to be evacuated, and yet it almost seemed like they were more interested in getting the tournament started as quickly as possible rather than getting to the bottom of the disturbance. It was surreal to him that they didn't even ask him to turn over his gun. It was even more surreal when it was pointed out to him that his ticket was still active and he could watch the matches, if he wanted. As a matter of fact, he did not want to. But he also felt it would be better to see the tournament, and the safety of it's attendees, through to the end.

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As Diddy tagged along with Deimos and Stripetail, he held the phone ring in one hand and one of his peanut popguns in another. He made sure to stay a few steps behind at all times so as not to get in either's way. He heard the word 'Wendigo', but he didn't know what it meant other than it was presumably something bad and demony.

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The man in the black coat shuffled along the streets, carrying the last of the briefcases to the rendezvous point in a poorer, more delapitated part of the city. As he walked, the tinkling of glasses containing liquid could be heard within.

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« on: February 27, 2016, 12:41:56 AM »
"What? Nuh-huh-- we're going with you, Mrs. Swimmer," Junior said with a sneer. Diddy nodded. "Me too. What about you Us--"
Usso was already running out the door, heading down the street at full sprint.
"Hey!" Diddy shouted. "Are you seriously running away right now?... Wait..." He scratched his head. "I'm feeling a bit of deja vu..." The koopa shook his head. "Oh, forget Beatle-cut. You still have that ring? Go with them and give me a call-- I'll grab my car and brush and your pack from the hanger. Deal?"
"Right," Diddy said with a nod as he ran to catch up with the others.

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« on: February 26, 2016, 09:29:20 PM »
Usso didn't look delighted to hear this answer. "Oh..." he said simply, drinking from his cup of tea. "I see..."
Bowser Junior and Diddy Kong shared a sly look before Junior slouched in his chair and yawned. "Well, whatever. As long as it keeps our interest."
"True. No offense, but we don't really have anything against this Chong guy or whoever," Diddy explained. "We just want to have some fun. Right Jay?" The koopa grinned and gave him a fist bump.
"Duh," Junior said impishly as he stretched a little. "Man, that squirrel sure is taking is sweet time. Where'd he go, anyway?"

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Joshua had half a mind to refuse the brown bag held in front of him, but after a good moment of hesitation, he took it. "Thank you," Joshua said. "But before you give this to me, you should know I plan to give it to the first needy person I see." The stretchers went away, carrying the two men with them. Already a clean up crew had arrived-- they wanted to get the lobby cleaned up as quickly as possible.

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In a secluded corner of Mawashi, insects suddenly went quiet. The sound of frogs around the trees huddled around the oasis like thirsty cows gave out one loud alarm call and then retreated. Silence fell upon a rare place of noise and life in the desert. A man walked into the comforting shade of the trees, and collapsed, groaning. Red blood was pouring out of wounds peppered over his body. The mosquitos of the oasis did not heed the frightening smell that had scared the rest of the animals away. They swarmed the man and immediately stuck their needle like beaks into its skin. The moment they did their body temperatures plummeted so fast that they dropped off of him into a ring of carapace and wings, dead.
The man crawled on his knees towards the oasis and drank thirstily from it. His blood dripped into the oasis water, causing little puffs of air to hiss of the surface. Without his mask and without
la b’te maudite kneading his skin and twisting his face, he looked like a man on the verge of death. His skin was grey and blue in the places they weren't black as peat tar. His eyes weren't sunken in anymore, nor did they shine with the ghostlight of the netherworld, but were still a shade of yellow that no earthly creature would possess. The antlers remained; they always did. Defago knew he'd need to saw them off before he could go into a settlement and get a new mask, but for now they were the least of his worries. Despite all this, he still looked passably human.
A bird flew down on the perch, too curious for its own good. It watched as the man emerged from his drink and collapsed against a tree. He never stopped bleeding, even though by all rights he should have bled out by now.
Defago grimaced. "Ce que l'enfer Ètait dans ces balles?"
The bird didn't know french-- or any language for that matter-- but the suddenness of the voice caused it to retreat to a further branch. But the man didn't move much-- he just sat there, panting and grimacing. He slowly took off his thick winter clothes that were so covered in blood by that point the Quebecer had half a mind to leave them there. But he knew he couldn't just yet. Not until he found something else to put on. It was a funny conundrum-- he couldn't die, but he was honest to god ashamed of just going into any town without covering up at least some of his hideous deformities.
The bird saw, as the coat fell to the side and the shirt unbuttoned, there wasn't a shred of fat on the man's body. He was virtually a skeleton with grey, frostbitten skin stretched over. No longer needing to worry about his coat, he dunked his feet into oasis water. They immediately hissed like a pair boiling hot pans rinsed under ice cold water. The man stayed in that sit for awhile, his eyes glazed over with relief of the awful burning in his feet. Minutes passed. A few frogs cautiously returned to the waters edge.
The man pulled out a box of medical supplies that was stuffed into one of his thick coat pockets. He took a scalpel in one hand a pair of tweezers in another. Then, just as the bird felt safe enough to chirp aloud in the quiet, the Defago began to cut open the bullet holes and plunged the tweezers inside. He grimaced hard as he did this, his body shivering from the pain. Out came the first bullet, and Defago held it up to examine it. As soon as the bullet had left, ice spread over the cut open bullet hole, sealing it. A few moments later the ice subsided, and unblemished skin was in its place. He continued, searching hole after hole.
After awhile, he began to hum to himself.
"Tu es mon compagnon de voyage! Je veux mourir dans mon canot," he hummed to himself, plucking out bullets one after another as he rocked back an fourth the ignore the pain.
"Sur le tombeau, prËs du rivage, vous renverserez mon canot."
A frog that had hidden near the man took a step too far out of its hole. Defago looked down and saw it. Almost immediately a glow came to the man's eyes, one so otherworldly the frog felt too petrified to move. And then almost as quickly it subsided, with the man scowling and cursing in french.
"Shoo," the man said, which the frog was too happy to oblige. Sometimes, after days like this, the hunger got the better of him and he felt like eating something-- anything he came across. It never helped. Anything he hate was never more filling than a mouthful of snow. There wasn't any point in bringing another creature misery if it didn't even ease his own.

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« on: February 25, 2016, 09:51:04 PM »
"It's not neither logical or conspiracy to think that these two men aren't a position of good legal standing in all of this," Joshua said with a hint of darkness in his voice that didn't show on his face. "With so many vying factions in the galaxy, being a good Samaritan can easily become something to regret. I've seen it before. All it takes is a connection to a bad name to go from earning a medal to earning a place in a cell."
He tidied up the last of the wound without the need of Stripetail's solution. "That should do it," he said, and looked up as the security arrived.
"I am armed," Joshua said to the officer, as he stood away from the medical team "Just so you know, officers. I know that's not allowed in this stadium." He gestured to Stripetail.
"This squirel just saved those two's lives."
The officer didn't quite know what to make of the two. He was an older man with a world weary face. Joshua guessed, and would later be proven correct, that the man was a former cop or sheriff who'd taken up a security job to play out the last few years of his career in comparative peace.
"I'm not sure I heard that first part," he said as he folded his arms, eyeing the two as the two men were put on a stretcher.
"But I appreciate the help. Now, can either of you tell me what the hell just went on here?"

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« on: February 24, 2016, 11:29:42 PM »
"Captain Carson? So there's someone else who's leading the charge here, too?" Diddy asked, slyly stealing some of the food off of Junior's plate while he was still acting pissy for the sake of acting pissy. What manged to break him out of that mood was the word 'battle', which caught the evil prince's attention like a chunk of red meat thrown in a shark tank.
"Battle? You guys do fighting?" he said suddenly, a grin slowly forming on his reptilian face that Usso didn't like. Diddy didn't notice-- he was too busy seeing how much food he could swipe before his boyfriend noticed.
"You, uh... expectin' any fights in the future?" Junior asked as he looked between the tea drinking Mrs. Swimmer and the stretching Deimos with a dark kind of hopefulness.
"Ones that don't involve Usso, he means," Diddy said only after he had stolen about half of Junior's food.
Usso cast his eyes on his own food, which he himself had barely eaten. Without thinking, he offered it to Junior, who immediately looked down at his plate.
"Hehehehehe. Real funny, Dale," Junior said as he combed his fingers through his ponytail, while Diddy gave a sheepish smile. Suprisingly, Junior lifted a hand as Usso offered his food as compensation.
"Thanks, dude, but I don't eat this kind of stuff anyway. Bad for the digestive system." He leaned forward. "But, uh, yeah, about that million a month deal?..."
Usso looked torn, and when he gave a friendly look as a response it looked a hundred percent forced.
"We're gonna get to know each other really well over the course of this journey," Usso said, not only to Bowser Junior but also to Mrs. Swimmer and Deimos. "Maybe I'll tell you the full story another day. For now, all you need to know is that I'm a mobile suit pilot."
"Mobile 'suit'? What, like a tuxedo?" Junior asked as he rested his cheek in his palm. Usso laughed, even though no one else did.
"Not exactly. You'll see." Usso turned back to Mrs. Swimmer and Deimos.
"So, uh... I'd actually like to hear you answer Jun-...'Ben's question. Do you know how often you all have to fight?"

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Joshua's hands worked as if he had handled these kinds of wounds many times before. "That solution you gave me is working marvelously," he said as he continued to work the bite mark on the brown coated man's arm. It looked like a shark had taken a chunk out of him.
"The sooner we get these two conscious, the better. I expect you're thinking what I'm thinking, Lord Stripetail-- if that Wendigo is still out there, it's best we learn as much as we can from these two so we can report it to the authorities."
There were the sound of voices far down among the hall, with the chatter of walkie talkies. "Sounds like security will be here fairly soon. Before they do, I should tell you: I was looking for their IDs I found two government badges to something called the AMS. I haven't heard of it-- is it  something these men want to be found possessing?"

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« on: February 23, 2016, 04:05:52 PM »
"Thank you! I've never heard of it before," Diddy said graciously as he accepted the cup of tea that was handed to him. "In the jungle the only tea we're able to get are strong mints, so a change of pace is nice."
He was taking a sip of the tea while Junior eyed the raptor irritably. "No. Why? Did you wanna be my minion or something?"
While still taking his sip Diddy kicked Junior's shin under the table. The koopa didn't yelp, but he merely folded his arms and stared at the raptor quietly, eyeing him up and down with a petulant little smirk.
"Ah!" Diddy breathed as he emerged from his sip. "It's sweet! Kind of like a clover tea!" He leaned in near the koopa and muttered to him.
"Easy. Don't pick a fight with someone you just met, brat."
"You're not the boss of me, knuckle dragger."
"I'm close enough-- and you know you're all the better for it."
Junior snorted a spun his head over to Usso, keeping his gaze away from both the raptor and the kong. His cheeks were puffed a bit. The kong merely rolled his eyes and gave Deino an apologetic look.
"Hmph, whatever. So what was that deal about, Ussop?"
"Usso," the boy said mildly, trying to acclimate to all the new faces and names he now had to know. He was never particularly social, before the war or during it. "And I'm going to be security on your guys' ship."
As he said 'your guys'' he looked at Mrs. Swimmer and then Deinos.
Diddy gave another 'ah' as he finished another sip.
"I think what Lizard Lips is asking is why Stripetail thinks you're high class enough that you're worth a million a month."
Diddy looked to the two dinosaurs. "And why did you two join? We're not entirely sure what Stripetail's crew is actually setting out to do..."

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"I see..." Joshua said cryptically, continuing to dress the bite mark. "I was a translator once. The Blackfoots would tell me all kinds of stories. Whenever there was a particularly harsh winter they told me of men who resorted to cannibalism to survive. They said that would curse them and turn them into Wendigos. The fact that they really exist doesn't suprise me as much as the fact that one managed to make it into this sports stadium, of all places."
He glanced at the broken window. "And it's not dead, is it? Perhaps we should tell the stadium security. I heard them say they'd like to continue with sumo tournament of the threat is resolved."
His piercing blue eyes turned back to Stripetail.
"I came to learn about some of the cultures that exist in the far reaches of space. We New Canaanites believe that for every planet there is a god watching his people-- a celestial father of millions. I feel to know the God of my world, I should observe the work of the gods of other worlds."
His eyes turned back to the men he was healing. "It's strange..."

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« on: February 22, 2016, 10:06:14 PM »
The two quickly got off of each other and hastily looked around to make sure no one else was looking. For good measure, the two leaned away from each other as if they were trying not to be associated with one another.
Usso blinked.
"I'm sorry, I didn't realize you two were a couple."
"We're not."
"What?"
Diddy held up a finger. "And for the record, you can call me 'Dale' and him 'Ben'. We're two traveling friends who look a lot like some prince and some adventurer on some planet we've never been to... right?"
Usso blinked again. "Huh?"
Junior face palmed. "Don't use our real names in public, alright?"
Usso tilted his head. "Why? Mawashi's a really tolerant planet, I doubt they--"
"It's, uh... it's not Mawashi we're worried about, Usso," Diddy said. "Let's just leave it that. When we're not around people, sure, call us by our real names. But in places like-"
The kong spun his finger in the air.
"This, we're Dale and Ben, got it?"
Usso erred for awhile, but then nodded. "Right, gotcha."
"Great!" Junior said through nervously clenched teeth. "That's just great. Okay. We're so not going to regret this one bit. Nope. Not even starting to regret it right now."
"Keep it cool, 'Ben'," Diddy said, as he looked to the two dinosaurs. "Sorry, enough about us. Who are you two?"
The two boys heard Mrs. Swimmers name and gladly shook her hand.
"And yes, I'd love tea!" Diddy said, his tail waggling. Junior eyed the raptor. "Okay, so now you..."
His eyes turned to Usso. "And then more of you... Ussop, right?"

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"Very well," Graham said with a nod as he continued to apply his strange herbs. "I'm sorry I have to meet you under such circumstances, Lord Stripetail. My name is Joshua-- I saw a bit of the creature these two were fighting. You said it was a demon, correct? I certainly wouldn't doubt it if it was."
He took out a strange looking syringe with a tiny faded label on it that read 'Stimpack' and injected it into the area just above the part of the brown-coated man's arm. "By the grace of god, these two happened to be in the area, and wounded the thing before I entered in. Maybe it's also by the grace of god you've also come. I never like to think any life is beyond saving, but I doubted I could have steadied their wounds if you hadn't come."

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