The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Animation => Topic started by: pokeplayer984 on October 12, 2009, 01:53:38 AM
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Yeah, I know, it's not Christmas yet, but... meh!
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb237/pokeplayer984/SantawithGun.jpg)
Uh-oh! Santa has lost it now! :blink:
Caption away!
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Rudolph, if you don't get out of bed right now, I'm holding tryouts for a new leader!
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There's no escape from Santa! He knows when you've been naughty... :blink:
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Santa: "ok, who here said I'm just a myth and don't exist !"
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Santa's got a very special present for you... a barrel full of HOT LEAD!!
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Santa: Okay, who made the mess!? Tell me now or I shoot you all! Also, if you do tell me, I'll only shoot the one that made the mess!
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Santa: Leave Mrs. Claus alone, and no one gets hurt!
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So Vixen you like girls! I run a clean sqeaky image here at the North Pole and if you don't get up right now, I'm going to make an example out of you
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"Northpole SWAT Team, we have hostage situation."
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A Santa film as directed by Quentin Tarantino...
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ok easter bunny you're on my naughty list, your presents.. a chest full of lead and serving as Mrs Claus' dinner tonight.. she loves fried rabbit..
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Alright elves! THIS is the price you pay for trapping me in my sled during your workers uprising!
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Bob Rivers - The Night Santa Went Crazy :p Enough Said.
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Santa: "Who's with me to fight off some invandin martians?"
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Bob Rivers - The Night Santa Went Crazy :p Enough Said.
Wasn't that Al Yankovic who sang that ? I'm, pretty sure that was Al Yankovic.
Santa: I wish you all a Merry Christmas. Now, be happy or I'll blow your brains out.
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Yeah, it was. Violent song, but pretty hilarious :lol!
Santa: "Ho ho ho! For a change, I got me a present! Check this baby out! It ain't deer season yet, but anyone o' y'all up for target practice?"
Santa's Deer: "RUUUUN! HE'S OFF HIS MEEEEEEEEEDS!"
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you're all getting coal for not wearing any clothes!
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Next: on Santa gone bad...
THIS is for all the children who make super-long lists!
BLAM!
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO GREEDY PEOPLE!
...Fridays at 8! Only on the violence channel!
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Santa: "Where is that Jack Skellington? Now that Christmas is over, it's time for payback."
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Given today's society of drugs, booze and crime, Santa decided to up his game to fit the modern working world. For every naughty boy or girl, they get a lump of coal delivered by a 12 gauge pump action shotgun 00 buck shell at point blank range!
Hasta la Christmas baby!
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SANTA IS HEAVY WEAPONS GUY!
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Evidently, Santa has taken his fandom of "Rambo" a little too far :blink:.
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Santa: WHO THE F*** ATE ALL MY COOKIES?
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Santa: "I'm here to do two things. Eat candy canes and kick ass. And I'm all out of candy canes!"
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ok, Reiindeer, get out of bed, and get hitched up. The only one ready is Rudolph, for crying out loud and i only use him when things get cloudy!
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Where are all the radical feminists who want me to say "ha ha ha" instead of "ho ho ho" because they are unable to distinguish between laughter and street slang?! I'm here to show them what I think of the situation!!
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who took my naughty list? Some elf is going to get it from me!
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I told them that if ONE more child demanded a gold mansion, that I would snap... AND NOW I HAVE!!! AHHHH!!!
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Santa: Okay, which of you reindeer made the mess? Seriously! We do that outside! Now come here so I can properly punish you! *cocks gun*