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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Animation => Topic started by: pokeplayer984 on October 12, 2009, 01:53:38 AM

Title: Santa Caption
Post by: pokeplayer984 on October 12, 2009, 01:53:38 AM
Yeah, I know, it's not Christmas yet, but... meh!

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb237/pokeplayer984/SantawithGun.jpg)

Uh-oh!  Santa has lost it now! :blink:

Caption away!
Title: Santa Caption
Post by: Nick22 on October 12, 2009, 02:25:25 AM
Rudolph, if you don't get out of bed right now, I'm holding tryouts for a new leader!
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Post by: Noname on October 12, 2009, 02:30:42 AM
There's no escape from Santa! He knows when you've been naughty...  :blink:
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Post by: Kor on October 12, 2009, 02:39:01 AM
Santa: "ok, who here said I'm just a myth and don't exist !"
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Post by: Noname on October 12, 2009, 02:58:59 PM
Santa's got a very special present for you... a barrel full of HOT LEAD!!
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Post by: pokeplayer984 on October 12, 2009, 03:27:28 PM
Santa: Okay, who made the mess!?  Tell me now or I shoot you all!  Also, if you do tell me, I'll only shoot the one that made the mess!
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Post by: Noname on October 12, 2009, 03:51:50 PM
Santa: Leave Mrs. Claus alone, and no one gets hurt!
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Post by: Nick22 on October 12, 2009, 04:00:35 PM
So Vixen you like girls! I run a clean sqeaky image here at the North Pole and if you don't get up right now, I'm going to make an example out of you
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Post by: Serris on October 12, 2009, 04:04:58 PM
"Northpole SWAT Team, we have hostage situation."
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Post by: Noname on October 12, 2009, 04:08:22 PM
A Santa film as directed by Quentin Tarantino...
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Post by: Nick22 on October 12, 2009, 04:16:19 PM
ok easter bunny you're on my naughty list, your presents.. a chest full of lead and serving as Mrs Claus' dinner tonight.. she loves fried rabbit..
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Post by: Noname on October 12, 2009, 04:17:22 PM
Alright elves! THIS is the price you pay for trapping me in my sled during your workers uprising!
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Post by: Petrie. on October 13, 2009, 03:23:39 PM
Bob Rivers - The Night Santa Went Crazy :p  Enough Said.
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Post by: Kor on October 13, 2009, 04:49:29 PM
Santa: "Who's with me to fight off some invandin martians?"
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Post by: Dash The Longneck on October 14, 2009, 06:18:28 PM
Quote from: Petrie,Oct 13 2009 on  02:23 PM
Bob Rivers - The Night Santa Went Crazy :p  Enough Said.
Wasn't that Al Yankovic who sang that ? I'm, pretty sure that was Al Yankovic.

Santa: I wish you all a Merry Christmas. Now, be happy or I'll blow your brains out.
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Post by: Cancerian Tiger on October 14, 2009, 06:27:48 PM
Yeah, it was.  Violent song, but pretty hilarious :lol!

Santa: "Ho ho ho!  For a change, I got me a present!  Check this baby out!  It ain't deer season yet, but anyone o' y'all up for target practice?"

Santa's Deer: "RUUUUN!  HE'S OFF HIS MEEEEEEEEEDS!"
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Post by: Nick22 on October 23, 2009, 01:57:29 AM
you're all getting coal for not wearing any clothes!
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Post by: Noname on October 23, 2009, 03:53:50 AM
Next: on Santa gone bad...

THIS is for all the children who make super-long lists!

BLAM!

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO GREEDY PEOPLE!


...Fridays at 8! Only on the violence channel!
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Post by: Kor on October 23, 2009, 04:33:47 AM
Santa: "Where is that Jack Skellington?  Now that Christmas is over, it's time for payback."
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Post by: Littlefoot1616 on October 23, 2009, 04:40:00 AM
Given today's society of drugs, booze and crime, Santa decided to up his game to fit the modern working world. For every naughty boy or girl, they get a lump of coal delivered by a 12 gauge pump action shotgun 00 buck shell at point blank range!

Hasta la Christmas baby!
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Post by: 2007excalibur2007 on October 23, 2009, 09:31:15 AM
SANTA IS HEAVY WEAPONS GUY!
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Post by: Cancerian Tiger on October 23, 2009, 11:05:46 AM
Evidently, Santa has taken his fandom of "Rambo" a little too far :blink:.
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Post by: LBTFan13 on October 23, 2009, 11:46:37 AM
Santa: WHO THE F*** ATE ALL MY COOKIES?
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Post by: WeirdRaptor on October 24, 2009, 02:36:36 AM
Santa: "I'm here to do two things. Eat candy canes and kick ass. And I'm all out of candy canes!"
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Post by: Nick22 on October 25, 2009, 02:00:51 AM
ok, Reiindeer, get out of bed, and get hitched up. The only one ready is Rudolph, for crying out loud and i only use him when things get cloudy!
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Post by: Noname on October 25, 2009, 03:49:37 PM
Where are all the radical feminists who want me to say "ha ha ha" instead of "ho ho ho" because they are unable to distinguish between laughter and street slang?! I'm here to show them what I think of the situation!!
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Post by: Nick22 on October 25, 2009, 09:06:50 PM
who took my naughty list? Some elf is going to get it from me!
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Post by: Noname on October 25, 2009, 09:43:27 PM
I told them that if ONE more child demanded a gold mansion, that I would snap... AND NOW I HAVE!!! AHHHH!!!
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Post by: pokeplayer984 on December 18, 2009, 02:37:53 PM
Santa: Okay, which of you reindeer made the mess?  Seriously!  We do that outside!  Now come here so I can properly punish you! *cocks gun*