The Corrupt a Wish Game.

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #1100 on:** April 08, 2009, 12:12:54 AM

Granted but your other dog becomes jealous.

I wish I had a Ju-87G.

Compy-Rex · **Reply #1101 on:** April 08, 2009, 09:21:01 PM

Granted, but President Obama took it away.

I wish I was THE LORD OF THE RINGS.

Lillefot · **Reply #1102 on:** April 09, 2009, 03:53:21 AM

Granted. And so you're sealed, your ring on the lose, picked up by tiny creepy crawlies, only to get brought back to your mountain and thrown into the fires... Oh yes, you died as a consequense!

I wish for world domination. (just had to

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Compy-Rex · **Reply #1103 on:** April 09, 2009, 09:04:18 AM

Granted, but viva la revoluciÛn.

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener......

Nick22 · **Reply #1104 on:** April 09, 2009, 10:50:31 AM

Granted., you get eaten.
I wish I had new glasses.

Compy-Rex · **Reply #1105 on:** April 09, 2009, 10:54:39 AM

Granted, but you lose your contacts and can't find them.

I wish I performed lobotomy...

Drake · **Reply #1106 on:** April 09, 2009, 12:20:39 PM

Granted, but you performed one on yourself. :blink:

I wish I wasn't so prone to sweating.

Nick22 · **Reply #1107 on:** April 10, 2009, 02:23:21 PM

granted, you stasrt panting like a dog.
I wish I had a high paying job..

The Friendly Sharptooth · **Reply #1108 on:** April 16, 2009, 06:15:14 PM

Your wish has been heard, and as I am apt to grant, so shall I. You are now an aircraft parachute tester, a high job that indeed pays. Unfortunately, it only pays minimum wage. I have two suggestions for next time, but suggestions aren't part of what I get paid for, so just don't mention this to my boss, okay? For your next wish, if money you seek, try asking for a job that will pay you a lot of it, since high paying jobs don't automatically do so. Secondly, if you wish to keep this job, I suggest you wish that all the parachutes you try will work.

Now, perhaps I can get a heart's desire of mine, only if someone has the time to grant it, of course. I wish I had a Pokemon with the elemental combination ???/Dragon that naturally learns Explosion, Zap Cannon, Follow Me, and Curse. I want her to have high defense, special defense, and HP, low attack and special attack, and a little above average speed. For her ability, I'd like her to have "Magic Guard." I want her nature to be "Gentle," and her personality "Likes to relax." To eliminate some problems, I want her to like me, and not attack me. I'd like her obey me in battle, though as friends, not as is she was a slave or something. I want her to really exist, and not have me wake up to find this was a dream. I want her to be able to use her moves without some bizarre reason for her to not be able to. When I get her, I don't want her to then leave, for things like finding a better trainer, wanting to be free, not liking to battle, etcetera. I think that pretty much covers it. Later!

Nick22 · **Reply #1109 on:** April 16, 2009, 07:06:55 PM

hehj "HIGH paying job. Nice one Sharp
Your wish is granted its a magikarp..

Vaan360 · **Reply #1110 on:** April 16, 2009, 07:52:41 PM

Lol a magicarp... xD

I wish I had a good grade at maths.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #1111 on:** April 16, 2009, 09:48:13 PM

I agree.

at Magikarp.

BTW, your grades are good at math, but all your other grades suffer. I mean, come on, that wish was way too easy to corrupt.

I wish the next wish I had to corrupt was a challenge to corrupt.

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #1112 on:** April 16, 2009, 10:06:22 PM

Granted but the next one is impossible to corrupt.

I wish I had my own WWII submarine.

Drake · **Reply #1113 on:** April 16, 2009, 10:13:41 PM

Granted, but you crash into the ocean floor.

I wish for the Decadriver from Kamen Rider Decade with all of the Ride cards fully active.

Nick22 · **Reply #1114 on:** April 16, 2009, 10:15:40 PM

Granted the cards can only be used once and then they burn up..
i wish I had a ice cream cone

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #1115 on:** April 16, 2009, 10:22:59 PM

Okay, but ... Oh my god! I can't corrupt this wish! What am I to do? Curse my foolish wish for a challenge. Now I'll never be able to grant another wish. Sorry Nick, but that includes your wish, too. No ice cream cone for you.

I wish I didn't make that last wish.

Nick22 · **Reply #1116 on:** April 16, 2009, 10:35:38 PM

Grantesd. now you may corrupt a wish...

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #1117 on:** April 17, 2009, 05:15:06 AM

Wait, Nick, you didn't wish for anything. How can I corrupt a non-existent wish? You've ruined my wish corrupting abilities.

I wish for love and peace or else.

Drake · **Reply #1118 on:** April 17, 2009, 02:33:19 PM

Granted, but I can't give you love and peace, so you get "or else" which consists of turmoil and war and all that fun stuff.

I wish for steamed crab legs. Yum.

Nick22 · **Reply #1119 on:** April 17, 2009, 03:50:44 PM

Granted you also get the rest of the crab
I wish there was a Rocky Rocco's in town..