Things the LBT cast would NEVER say...

Noname · **Reply #680 on:** August 20, 2009, 10:31:33 AM

Cera: A little green man told me to free all of the kangaroos from the zoos!

Littlefoot: Have you been eating some of those "forbidden greens" again?

Spike: (thinking) mmm... treesweets.

Chomper: (thinking) mmm.... longnecks...

Ducky: (thinking) kill all threehorns...

Kor · **Reply #681 on:** August 20, 2009, 12:10:15 PM

"I think we should try reading a book, I do, I do." Ducky said.

NeoGenesis005 · **Reply #682 on:** August 20, 2009, 08:30:36 PM

Bron: Hey son check out my Ride!

Littlefoot: WOW!!! Can I ride it?!

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #683 on:** August 20, 2009, 10:07:05 PM

Cera: Wow. Pretty colors. Oh, hello Mr. Ground. How have you been today? What? I'm walking on your face?

Littlefoot: Oh, god. Cera got her mouth around those mushrooms again.

Noname · **Reply #684 on:** August 20, 2009, 10:45:26 PM

Ducky: (talking in sleep) Hey there stud... wanna kill all threehorns with me?

Spike: (dreaming) mmm... treesweets.

Kor · **Reply #685 on:** August 20, 2009, 11:58:36 PM

Ducky's mom: "My Ducky must be off having another adventure with Littlefoot what are we going to do?"

Cera's Dad: "I think I"ll get good and drunk."

Grandpa Longneck: "Not before I do."

Petrie's Mom: "An excellent idea."

Other murmerings from dinos at the meeting place making sounds like they all agree.

Belmont2500 · **Reply #686 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:43:13 PM

this is what would happen if Littlefoot was born with an IQ of 75:

Ducky: who are you?

Littlefoot: My name's Littlefoot.

Ducky: are you stupid ?

Littlefoot: my Momma says stupid is is stupid does.

Ducky:what?

Littlefoot: you know my momma always told me life is like a pile of treestars, you never know what you're gonna get.

(Forrest Gump referance)

Kor · **Reply #687 on:** August 23, 2009, 07:40:31 PM

Littlefoot: "That male rainbowface asked me if I had seen his binoculars. He doesn't know what happened to them."

Ducky: "What are binoculars?"

Littlefoot: "I don't know. When I asked him the female rainbowface came up and told him he could not tell me and maybe he left them in the valley of mists."

Ducky: "Maybe Dill or Icky have them, whatever binoculars are."

Noname · **Reply #688 on:** August 23, 2009, 08:21:56 PM

Rest of the gang: You're a blockhead, Littlefoot!

Littlefoot: (puts a paper bag over his head)

Later...

Ducky: Spike is dancing on his doghouse again!

Spike: (thinking) I'm gonna get that Red Baron!

Even later...

Ruby: Chomper! Why are you holding that "security blanket"?

Later still...

Topsy: What is that light Jazz music playing in the background? Who are "Lucy and Linus"?

brekclub85 · **Reply #689 on:** August 25, 2009, 10:03:58 PM

Dil: I need you Ichy!

Ichy: And I need you too Dil!!!! (They kiss

)

Kor · **Reply #690 on:** August 25, 2009, 10:44:15 PM

Ducky: "I got some cool music on my mp3 player, I do, I do."

Noname · **Reply #691 on:** August 25, 2009, 11:02:41 PM

Topsy: (drunk) SHUT UP!!! Fifty years ago, we'd have you upside down, with a f%#%ing fork up your ass!

Tria: (drunk like Topsy is) Throw his @$$ out, he's a %!**@. He's a %!**@, he's a %!**@. A %!**@, look, there's a %!**@.

Narrator: Tonight, on Triceratopses gone wild... racist bombshell!

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #692 on:** August 25, 2009, 11:20:39 PM

Cera: Earth!
Littlefoot: Fire!
Petrie: Wind!
Ducky: Water!
Spike: Heart!

All together: GO PLANET!

Noname · **Reply #693 on:** August 25, 2009, 11:23:57 PM

On that same vein...

Littlefoot: It's morphin time!

Petrie: Pterodactyl!
Cera: Triceratops!
Chomper: Tyrannosaurs!

Director: Cut! They can't transform into those!

Littlefoot: Why not?

Director: Because they already ARE those things!

Kor · **Reply #694 on:** August 25, 2009, 11:29:03 PM

Tria: "It's Topsy's party, let him cry if he wants to."

Noname · **Reply #695 on:** August 25, 2009, 11:33:46 PM

Topsy: (crying into his beer) He's STILL a %!**@!!

Narrator: Topsy had to appear on national television to apologize to black America...

Topsy: (on TV) I'm not a racist, that's what so insane about this...

Kor · **Reply #696 on:** August 26, 2009, 12:02:45 AM

Cera: "I hate living in the Great Valley. I prefer being out in the Mysterious Beyond."

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #697 on:** August 26, 2009, 12:05:50 AM

Quote from: Noname,Aug 25 2009 on 10:33 PM

Topsy: (crying into his beer) He's STILL a %!**@!!

Narrator: Topsy had to appear on national television to apologize to black America...

Topsy: (on TV) I'm not a racist, that's what so insane about this...

I could just hear the Black dude who got it from Mr. Threehorn now

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Black Dude (in response to Mr. Threehorn's apology): "Yo, shut up! I ain't down wit ya callin' me a *&%#@$! Take yo apology 'n shove it up yo a**, cracka!"

Anyhoo, now movin' on to an LBT character

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Ducky: "Why are Caucasians called crackers, anyway? They look more like peaches and cream to me, yep yep yep."

Kor · **Reply #698 on:** August 26, 2009, 12:38:35 AM

Cera: "This place needs a maid, what a mess."

Noname · **Reply #699 on:** August 27, 2009, 12:33:40 PM

Ducky: Mommy, why does the number of my siblings change from movie to movie...

Ducky's Mother: (flashback) Okay, children, time for- (steps on one of her children...) :blink:

Ducky: But, in some movies, there are more siblings after a movie where there were fewer...

Ducky's Mother: (flashback, talking to adult male swimmer) Hey there, hot stuff...

Male Swimmer: (flashback) I'm already mated, miss.

Ducky: :blink: