Things the LBT cast would NEVER say...

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #600 on:** July 06, 2009, 01:17:49 AM

The entire gang:
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right,
I hope you had the time of your life.

Littlefoot: Man, that was fun.
Cera: What song next?
Ducky: How about Iris?
Petrie: Me like that!

The entire gang:
And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

Director: Wait just a second! How on Earth did they discover these lyrics!
Me: I don't know. Someone probably left their iPod in the Great Valley.
Director: Oh, really?
Me: Probably. <me inching closer to the door>
Director: I happened to find an iPod with your name engraved on it by the Sheltering Grass.
Me: <already left the room>
Director: Curses! Those fans, trying to ruin this franchise!

Vilstrup · **Reply #601 on:** July 06, 2009, 05:00:22 AM

hehehe, good one

Littlefoot looking towards the Sharptooth "I think we're gonna need a bigger rock"

Pangaea · **Reply #602 on:** July 06, 2009, 12:31:54 PM

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Littlefoot looking towards the Sharptooth "I think we're gonna need a bigger rock"

We should have heard that in LBT X when the gang and Shorty were using pebbles to assault those oafish sharpteeth in the "climax."

Vilstrup · **Reply #603 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:15:44 PM

Right out of "Jaws".... meateater there and meateater there... those two movies actually have something in common

Vilstrup · **Reply #604 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:42:14 PM

Harry Potter walks into the studio "avada Kadavra" and walks off again

Ducky "is there a reason, Potter just killed Cera"

Petrie "beats me"

Noname · **Reply #605 on:** July 09, 2009, 12:19:38 AM

Petrie: Squadala! Me off!

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #606 on:** July 13, 2009, 01:34:32 AM

Mr. Threehorn: "Tria, how did you end up with Tricia?"

Tria: "You knocked me up in the tall grass, remember?!"

Mr. Threehorn: "Uh, the last thing I remember was us eating a bunch of fermented sweet bubbles while in the tall grass."

Tria:

Noname · **Reply #607 on:** July 13, 2009, 03:33:17 PM

On that same note...

"Grandma... what do you mean that you were... 'riding' grandpa... and what does this have to do with my mom's egg?"-- Littlefoot.

Chomper's dad: Honey, you wanna-

Chompes mom: I'm too tired...

Dad: Come on...

Mom: Want another kick in the family shiny stones?!

Dad: ... no,dear.

Andy-rex · **Reply #608 on:** July 16, 2009, 09:17:01 PM

* sharptooth begins to chase the gang *
Petrie: Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, And i'm all out of gum
* petrie beats the crap out of the sharptooth *

Pangaea · **Reply #609 on:** July 16, 2009, 10:15:39 PM

Spike: Oink!

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #610 on:** July 16, 2009, 10:42:05 PM

Quote from: Andy-rex,Jul 16 2009 on 08:17 PM

* sharptooth begins to chase the gang *
Petrie: Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, And i'm all out of gum
* petrie beats the crap out of the sharptooth *

Ducky: "I am about to lose my *censored* mind, yep yep yep!"

Noname · **Reply #611 on:** July 17, 2009, 12:08:36 AM

Petrie: Uncle Pterano got what he deserved!

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #612 on:** July 17, 2009, 12:15:13 AM

Mama Swimmer: "What's the matter with you?! Your crazy fire escape plan could've gotten us KILLED!"

Mr. Threehorn: "Well...I...uh...I...um..."

Mama Swimmer: "S*** for brains!"

Noname · **Reply #613 on:** July 17, 2009, 12:26:36 AM

Petrie's Mom: Kids, let's get proton torpedoes and attack the death star!

Petrie and siblings: :blink:

Vilstrup · **Reply #614 on:** July 17, 2009, 11:33:27 AM

Grandpa Longneck "It's a trap!!!!"

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #615 on:** July 17, 2009, 02:00:19 PM

Quote from: Vilstrup,Jul 17 2009 on 10:33 AM

Grandpa Longneck "It's a trap!!!!"

Now that was good!
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Littlefoot: I have had it with these m*********n' snakes on this m*********n' plane!

Vilstrup · **Reply #616 on:** July 17, 2009, 03:08:39 PM

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Littlefoot: I have had it with these m*********n' snakes on this m*********n' plane!

The gang: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: ... what's a plane??

Noname · **Reply #617 on:** July 17, 2009, 05:54:49 PM

The gang of five: We need megazord power now!

Chomper: I'll summon the Dragonzord.

Grandpa Longneck: And I'll BE the ultrazord.

Vilstrup · **Reply #618 on:** July 17, 2009, 06:18:31 PM

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The gang of five: We need megazord power now!

Chomper: I'll summon the Dragonzord.

Grandpa Longneck: And I'll BE the ultrazord.

Topsy, looking confused "ehm... Houston, we got a problem"

Noname · **Reply #619 on:** July 17, 2009, 06:24:33 PM

Littlefoot: Let's go Voltron force!

Cera: Form feet and legs!

Petrie: Form arms and Body!

Chomper: And I'll form... the head!