Hannah: So it hurts when I sit on your stomach?
Bigwig: Yeah...
Hannah: Hmm... If I should guess, I would say that you've eaten too much, Bigwig, and that's the reason for all this pain.
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.
"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.