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Character Profiles / General Grievous's characters
« on: June 20, 2010, 11:33:16 PM »
Name: Kaga

Species: Spikethumb (I guess that is what you call an iguanodon)

Age: 17 (in dino years)

Gender: Male

Description: Kaga has dark green skin over most of his body. His underside is mostly pale gray. The row of scales running from his head down to his back have a turquoise color. Kaga also has black stripes running down his back and bands on his tail.  The tip is black. He also has pale blue eyes.

Bio: Kaga was born in the Mysterious Beyond but ran away from his herd when he was young to search for the Great Valley. During the course of his travels, Kaga has become lost several times. He has found that it is not easy to survive on his own. Predators and hunger have plagued him on his journey and now the Great Valley is Kaga's only hope for survival. He may be friendly but he is shy around girls. He has learned to be a fierce fighter. Recently, he has met new friends and has developed a close relationship with Strafe.

Abilities: Kaga has a lot of stamina. He can run for a long time without having to stop. Kaga can also recover quickly from minor injuries relatively fast. He can last a decent amount of time without food.

Weaknesses: Kaga can not last more than a few days without water. He can do without food but not water. He can sometimes be too eager and impatient for his own good.

Personality: He is suspicious of newcomers at first but it is not hard to earn Kaga's trust.  He is brave, kindhearted, and will do anything to keep his friends safe.  He is especially fond of Strafe.

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The Fridge / Sears Tower name change
« on: July 15, 2009, 11:47:29 PM »
http://news.aol.com/article/sears-towers-new-name/573700
Apparently they are changing the name of the Sears Tower in Chicago and calling it the Willis Tower, which I think sounds stupid.

Really?  That is like renaming Empire State Building after some random holdings company.  It doesn't make any sense to change the name.  It will just confuse people.

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Travel / "Adventuring" / On a cruise!
« on: December 20, 2008, 03:27:17 PM »
So I'm going on a cruise on Monday and I'll be gone over the holidays.  That is my family's big Christmas gift this year.  I won't be back for two weeks so I'm gonna have someone take over my rpg characters for me while I'm gone.  We're going down to Mexico and the ship is gonna take us to parts of South and Central America as well as part of the Caribbean.

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Gamers Zone / Tom Clancy's HAWX
« on: October 25, 2008, 01:49:15 AM »
Has anyone heard of this game?  It is a flight action game but I don't know much else about it.  it takes place in the near future and you fly fighter jets from around the world.  I'm not into flying games but I'm a fan of Tom Clancy stuff so I think I'll give it a try when it comes out.

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The Party Room / Dog Diary vs. Cat Diary
« on: September 09, 2008, 10:41:55 PM »
SOmeone sent me this thing in an email.  :lol  :lol

Excerpts from a Dog's diary:

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!

10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

1:00 PM - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!

1:30 PM - ooooooo. bath. bummer.

4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!



Excerpts from a Cat's diary:

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and
the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a
good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a
liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time......

 Cats are pure EVIL:lol

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The Party Room / Russian Reversal
« on: March 30, 2008, 08:12:38 PM »
This explains how it works.
http://wiki.ytmnd.com/In_Soviet_Russia..

In Soviet Russia, tv watches you!

In Soviet Russia, pie eats you!

Roses are red, violets are blue.  In soviet Russia, poem writes you!

In Soviet Russia, car deives you!

In Soviet Russia, clothes wear you!

In Soviet Russia, deer hunts you!

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Role Play Discussion / Discussion: Sleep and Remember
« on: March 30, 2008, 06:49:39 PM »
I decided to start this because I was wonderinf if you guys want the rpg to end when they reach the valley or should it continue even after that.  And if it ends when they reach the valley, should we stat a sequel rpg?  I mean, it would kinda make sense to do a sequel because the plot would probably change once they reach the valley.

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Gamers Zone / Dinosaur rpgs
« on: March 24, 2008, 12:07:45 AM »
Does anyone know of any good dinosaur rpgs?  I've tried to find some and haven't had much luck.  I'm surprised they're so hard to find.

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The Party Room / the imfamous Chuck Norris facts
« on: March 12, 2008, 03:41:27 AM »
You knew it was only a matter of time before someone posted these.  Some are junk but many of them left me rolling on the floor.  Here are 37 facts about Chuck Norris.

1. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.  He waits.

2. Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands.  Now, they're just called the Islands.

3. The Boogy Man checks his closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to bed at night.

4. Some people wear Superman pajamas.  Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

5. When Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into the Incredible Hulk.  When the Hulk gets angry, he turns into Chuck Norris.

6. Chuck Norris once has sex with a Mack truck.  Nine months later, Optimus Prime was born.

7. Chuck Norris broke Bruce Lee in half and the result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

8. Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris at a game of tic-tac-toe.  In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.

9. Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighte plane by pointing at it with his finger and saying, "BANG!".

10. Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

11. Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

12. Chuck Norris can hear you scream in Space.

13. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

14. Once, while fishing on the Gulf of mexico, Chuck Norris sneezed.  Today, this sneeze is known as Hurricane Katrina.

15. Once, while visiting Spain, Chuck Norris got food poisoning and took the biggest crap known to man.  Today, this crap is known as France.

16. Chuck Norris once ate an entire factory of sleeping pills.  They made him blink.

17. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because the word "hunting" implies that there is the possiblility of failure.  Chuck Norris goes killing.

18. The only time Chuck Norris ever made a mistake was when he thought he had made a mistake.

19. Chuck Norris's head was going to be added to Mount Rushmore but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.

20. A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is visible from Space.

21. Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

22. If Chuck Norris got a nickle for every person to survive one of his roundhouse kicks, he'd have zero nickles.

23. If you misspell "Chuck Norris" on a Google search. it won't say"did you mean Chuck Norris?".  It will say "start runnign while you still have a chance."

24. Chuck Norris doesn't love Raymond.

25. The Great Wall of China was originally built to keep Chuck Norris out.  It failed miserably.

26. Sometimes, Chuck Norris stares at the sun and it gets so scared that it runes and hides behind the moon.  This is called a solar eclipse.  

27. Chuck Norris once asked for a Big Mac at a Burger King and got one.

28. On September 11, 2001, Chuck Norris was away on vacation.  The last time Chuck Norris went on vacation was December 7, 1941.

29. Chuck Norris fights better than Gaston.

30. Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer.  Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.  Ever.

31. Brokeback Mountain is the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris's back yard.

32.  Chuck Norris build Rome in a day.

33. Chuck Norris built Mt. Everest with a hand shovel and a little plastic bucket.  It took him two hours.

34. There is no suck thing as Evolution.  There are only the animals that Chuck Norris didn't kill.

35. There is no suck thing as global warming.  Chuck Norris got cold so he turned up the sun.

36. the best part of waking up isn't Folgers in your cup.  It's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

37.  If you refer to these facts as jokes, Chuck Norris will wipe out your entire bloodline

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Gamers Zone / BioShock
« on: December 28, 2007, 01:08:33 AM »
I was wondering if anyone here has played BioShock on the Xbox 360 and if so, is it any good?  I hear it was a good game but I also heard that it was really, really freaky.  I saw the trailer for it and while it looks good, I think it may be a bit to gory for my liking.  I heard it got the Game of the Year award though.  So would anyone recommend it if they have played it?

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The Party Room / more funny videos
« on: September 30, 2007, 01:55:43 AM »
Ok, I have looked everywhere for the first funny videos topic and it seems to have disappeared.  Mods, if you know where the other topic is then feel free to move this post to that topic.  I'll probably kick myself if it was somewhere real obvious.  
Anyway, here is something I saw on TV the other night.  I think this is the best skit Robot Chicken has ever done next to the one where Palpatine gets the call from darth Vader.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXa7gRDtEAU
The last line is priceless!

And here is a funny Mario/Halo parody.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9yY-tNWdAc

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Silver Screen / Spiderman 3
« on: May 07, 2007, 10:38:54 PM »
I want to see it real bad!  I can't wait to see Venom and Sandman!  I heard someone say that Venom sucked but I'll wait until I see the movie before I form my opinion.

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The Welcome Center / Yo!
« on: September 27, 2006, 05:21:12 PM »
Hello! It is I, General Grievous. I may look tough and all in revenge of the sith but I am a secret fan of Land Before Time. I like rpgs, Star Wars and dinosaurs.

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