The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: F-14 Ace on September 28, 2008, 11:13:05 AM

Title: deer hunting caption
Post by: F-14 Ace on September 28, 2008, 11:13:05 AM
Alright, make a caption for this picture. :lol
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h315/spitfireace/epicphail.jpg)
Title: deer hunting caption
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on September 28, 2008, 11:15:44 AM
Deer 1: Mom look what we caught!
Deer 2: Can we keep them?
Title: deer hunting caption
Post by: Amaranthine on September 28, 2008, 11:17:54 AM
Deer on the right: Let's see har.......we got us a good catch todai...a plump one and a skinny one. And one without a head!
*deer to the left looks behind them*
Oh there's the head! It's just rollin' on the pavement!

You might have to go to one of my family gatherings to get that. Let me tell you a family member of mine told us a very....um...interesting story that's related to what I just wrote. :p
Title: deer hunting caption
Post by: Mumbling on September 28, 2008, 11:27:55 AM
(brother bear reference)

Deer 1: I spy something green
Deer 2: Tree?
Deer 1: D'oh!
Deer 2: My turn?
Deer 1: Yea..
Deer 2: Ehh I spy something... Tall?
Deer 1: Tree, I spy something.. with.. bark?
Deer 2: Tree... I spy.. Something hairy...
Together: CRAP IT'S THAT GUYS BELLY!
Title: deer hunting caption
Post by: General Grievous on September 28, 2008, 12:07:04 PM
two words...

EPIC FAIL!
Title: deer hunting caption
Post by: kjeldo on September 28, 2008, 12:31:50 PM
the day that deers hunt on hunters has come, :rolleyes:
Title: deer hunting caption
Post by: Amaranthine on September 28, 2008, 12:35:03 PM
Here's the live action version of "Open Season".
Title: deer hunting caption
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on September 28, 2008, 01:32:17 PM
Deer 1:It never gets old huh?
Deer 2:Nope.
Deer 1:It kinda wants to makes you wanna..
Deer 2:Break into song?
Deer 1:Yep.
Title: deer hunting caption
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on September 28, 2008, 08:24:48 PM
Deer 1: Do you think they'd mind if we drove this baby down the freeway?

Deer 2: Uh, yeah.

Deer 1: Why?

Deer 2: I don't know, maybe because we're freaking deer and we have dead humans laying on the front trunk! Ever think of that!

Deer 1: Aw, you worry too much! C'mon!

*They cruise down the highway. A police car pulls them over.*

Deer 2: You idiot! I told you this was a terrible idea! Now we're probably gonna get skinned, and flayed, and have our eyes replaced with giant marbles, and...and...

Policeman: Excuse me, Mr?

Deer 1: ...Yes?

Policeman: Are you aware that your liscence plate expired in the 1800s?

Deer 1: Oh, uh......my bad?

Policeman: I'll let you off on a warning, but just this once.

Deer 1: Um, okay. Thanks!

*Policeman gets in squad car and drives off. Deer look at each other.*
Title: deer hunting caption
Post by: Drake on September 28, 2008, 11:06:12 PM
Deer 1: I think I'm finally beginning to understand why they enjoy this hunting thing so much.

Deer2: Yeah, it's a great stress reliever.
Title: deer hunting caption
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on September 28, 2008, 11:16:48 PM
Deer 1: Here's our dead.
Deer 2: Yeah, how much?
Off-screen guy: 6 pence.
Men: We're not dead yet.
*Deers hit men on head.*
Deer 1: *hands off-screen men 6 pence* Here you go.
Deer 2: See ya on Thursday.
*Deers get into car*
Deer 1: Where to?
Deer 2: Vegas.
*Starts car*
Deer 1: Have a map?
Deer 2: Just follow the signs.
Title: deer hunting caption
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on September 29, 2008, 09:37:30 AM
Deer1:  *Yu-huh*  "Lookie heere, Willy!  I was just ahuntin' and methoughts I was havin' the wurst luck."

Deer2:  "Sai, Otis! *Yu-huh* I reckon dat's one helluva catch ya got thar!"

Otis(deer1):  *Yuh-huh* "Huhuhuh! Dat thar's one fat honkin' catch ya got!  Another Budweiser to celebrate owr biggest baddest most rootinist tootinist catch ever!"

Willy(deer2):  *Yu-huh* "Yeeeeah! Top it owf wit a rebel yeal!"

(Deer clunk Budweiser cans together)

Both deer: "YEEEEEHAWWW!"

Title: deer hunting caption
Post by: Ptyra on September 30, 2008, 06:02:39 PM
Hunters, look out. Somewhere, there has been a radiation explosion, where the deer only seek one thing: Vengance!
Title: deer hunting caption
Post by: Littlefoot90 on October 05, 2008, 09:46:30 AM
a wrong world :^.^:
Title: deer hunting caption
Post by: Amaranthine on October 05, 2008, 11:11:27 AM
Quote from: Littlefoot90,Oct 5 2008 on  05:46 AM
a wrong world :^.^:
Reminds me of a song:

*sings "Mad World"* :p
Title: deer hunting caption
Post by: Vaan360 on October 05, 2008, 02:07:59 PM
Deer 1 -  I knew I shoud have gone driving... that way we would have hited more than 2.