The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: F-14 Ace on September 28, 2008, 11:13:05 AM
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Alright, make a caption for this picture. :lol
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h315/spitfireace/epicphail.jpg)
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Deer 1: Mom look what we caught!
Deer 2: Can we keep them?
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Deer on the right: Let's see har.......we got us a good catch todai...a plump one and a skinny one. And one without a head!
*deer to the left looks behind them*
Oh there's the head! It's just rollin' on the pavement!
You might have to go to one of my family gatherings to get that. Let me tell you a family member of mine told us a very....um...interesting story that's related to what I just wrote. :p
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(brother bear reference)
Deer 1: I spy something green
Deer 2: Tree?
Deer 1: D'oh!
Deer 2: My turn?
Deer 1: Yea..
Deer 2: Ehh I spy something... Tall?
Deer 1: Tree, I spy something.. with.. bark?
Deer 2: Tree... I spy.. Something hairy...
Together: CRAP IT'S THAT GUYS BELLY!
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two words...
EPIC FAIL!
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the day that deers hunt on hunters has come, :rolleyes:
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Here's the live action version of "Open Season".
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Deer 1:It never gets old huh?
Deer 2:Nope.
Deer 1:It kinda wants to makes you wanna..
Deer 2:Break into song?
Deer 1:Yep.
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Deer 1: Do you think they'd mind if we drove this baby down the freeway?
Deer 2: Uh, yeah.
Deer 1: Why?
Deer 2: I don't know, maybe because we're freaking deer and we have dead humans laying on the front trunk! Ever think of that!
Deer 1: Aw, you worry too much! C'mon!
*They cruise down the highway. A police car pulls them over.*
Deer 2: You idiot! I told you this was a terrible idea! Now we're probably gonna get skinned, and flayed, and have our eyes replaced with giant marbles, and...and...
Policeman: Excuse me, Mr?
Deer 1: ...Yes?
Policeman: Are you aware that your liscence plate expired in the 1800s?
Deer 1: Oh, uh......my bad?
Policeman: I'll let you off on a warning, but just this once.
Deer 1: Um, okay. Thanks!
*Policeman gets in squad car and drives off. Deer look at each other.*
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Deer 1: I think I'm finally beginning to understand why they enjoy this hunting thing so much.
Deer2: Yeah, it's a great stress reliever.
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Deer 1: Here's our dead.
Deer 2: Yeah, how much?
Off-screen guy: 6 pence.
Men: We're not dead yet.
*Deers hit men on head.*
Deer 1: *hands off-screen men 6 pence* Here you go.
Deer 2: See ya on Thursday.
*Deers get into car*
Deer 1: Where to?
Deer 2: Vegas.
*Starts car*
Deer 1: Have a map?
Deer 2: Just follow the signs.
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Deer1: *Yu-huh* "Lookie heere, Willy! I was just ahuntin' and methoughts I was havin' the wurst luck."
Deer2: "Sai, Otis! *Yu-huh* I reckon dat's one helluva catch ya got thar!"
Otis(deer1): *Yuh-huh* "Huhuhuh! Dat thar's one fat honkin' catch ya got! Another Budweiser to celebrate owr biggest baddest most rootinist tootinist catch ever!"
Willy(deer2): *Yu-huh* "Yeeeeah! Top it owf wit a rebel yeal!"
(Deer clunk Budweiser cans together)
Both deer: "YEEEEEHAWWW!"
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Hunters, look out. Somewhere, there has been a radiation explosion, where the deer only seek one thing: Vengance!
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a wrong world :^.^:
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a wrong world :^.^:
Reminds me of a song:
*sings "Mad World"* :p
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Deer 1 - I knew I shoud have gone driving... that way we would have hited more than 2.