deer hunting caption

F-14 Ace · **on:** September 28, 2008, 11:13:05 AM

Alright, make a caption for this picture.

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #1 on:** September 28, 2008, 11:15:44 AM

Deer 1: Mom look what we caught!
Deer 2: Can we keep them?

Amaranthine · **Reply #2 on:** September 28, 2008, 11:17:54 AM

Deer on the right: Let's see har.......we got us a good catch todai...a plump one and a skinny one. And one without a head!
*deer to the left looks behind them*
Oh there's the head! It's just rollin' on the pavement!

You might have to go to one of my family gatherings to get that. Let me tell you a family member of mine told us a very....um...interesting story that's related to what I just wrote.

Mumbling · **Reply #3 on:** September 28, 2008, 11:27:55 AM

(brother bear reference)

Deer 1: I spy something green
Deer 2: Tree?
Deer 1: D'oh!
Deer 2: My turn?
Deer 1: Yea..
Deer 2: Ehh I spy something... Tall?
Deer 1: Tree, I spy something.. with.. bark?
Deer 2: Tree... I spy.. Something hairy...
Together: CRAP IT'S THAT GUYS BELLY!

General Grievous · **Reply #4 on:** September 28, 2008, 12:07:04 PM

two words...

EPIC FAIL!

kjeldo · **Reply #5 on:** September 28, 2008, 12:31:50 PM

the day that deers hunt on hunters has come,

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Amaranthine · **Reply #6 on:** September 28, 2008, 12:35:03 PM

Here's the live action version of "Open Season".

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #7 on:** September 28, 2008, 01:32:17 PM

Deer 1:It never gets old huh?
Deer 2:Nope.
Deer 1:It kinda wants to makes you wanna..
Deer 2:Break into song?
Deer 1:Yep.

aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) · **Reply #8 on:** September 28, 2008, 08:24:48 PM

Deer 1: Do you think they'd mind if we drove this baby down the freeway?

Deer 2: Uh, yeah.

Deer 1: Why?

Deer 2: I don't know, maybe because we're freaking deer and we have dead humans laying on the front trunk! Ever think of that!

Deer 1: Aw, you worry too much! C'mon!

*They cruise down the highway. A police car pulls them over.*

Deer 2: You idiot! I told you this was a terrible idea! Now we're probably gonna get skinned, and flayed, and have our eyes replaced with giant marbles, and...and...

Policeman: Excuse me, Mr?

Deer 1: ...Yes?

Policeman: Are you aware that your liscence plate expired in the 1800s?

Deer 1: Oh, uh......my bad?

Policeman: I'll let you off on a warning, but just this once.

Deer 1: Um, okay. Thanks!

*Policeman gets in squad car and drives off. Deer look at each other.*

Drake · **Reply #9 on:** September 28, 2008, 11:06:12 PM

Deer 1: I think I'm finally beginning to understand why they enjoy this hunting thing so much.

Deer2: Yeah, it's a great stress reliever.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #10 on:** September 28, 2008, 11:16:48 PM

Deer 1: Here's our dead.
Deer 2: Yeah, how much?
Off-screen guy: 6 pence.
Men: We're not dead yet.
*Deers hit men on head.*
Deer 1: *hands off-screen men 6 pence* Here you go.
Deer 2: See ya on Thursday.
*Deers get into car*
Deer 1: Where to?
Deer 2: Vegas.
*Starts car*
Deer 1: Have a map?
Deer 2: Just follow the signs.

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #11 on:** September 29, 2008, 09:37:30 AM

Deer1: *Yu-huh* "Lookie heere, Willy! I was just ahuntin' and methoughts I was havin' the wurst luck."

Deer2: "Sai, Otis! *Yu-huh* I reckon dat's one helluva catch ya got thar!"

Otis(deer1): *Yuh-huh* "Huhuhuh! Dat thar's one fat honkin' catch ya got! Another Budweiser to celebrate owr biggest baddest most rootinist tootinist catch ever!"

Willy(deer2): *Yu-huh* "Yeeeeah! Top it owf wit a rebel yeal!"

(Deer clunk Budweiser cans together)

Both deer: "YEEEEEHAWWW!"

Ptyra · **Reply #12 on:** September 30, 2008, 06:02:39 PM

Hunters, look out. Somewhere, there has been a radiation explosion, where the deer only seek one thing: Vengance!

Littlefoot90 · **Reply #13 on:** October 05, 2008, 09:46:30 AM

a wrong world :^.^:

Amaranthine · **Reply #14 on:** October 05, 2008, 11:11:27 AM

Quote from: Littlefoot90,Oct 5 2008 on 05:46 AM

a wrong world :^.^:

Reminds me of a song:

*sings "Mad World"*

Vaan360 · **Reply #15 on:** October 05, 2008, 02:07:59 PM

Deer 1 - I knew I shoud have gone driving... that way we would have hited more than 2.