The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: Petrie. on August 18, 2009, 08:56:48 PM
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What would they say to each other? Hmmm....
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My mommy died, Thumper ;__;
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Rabbit season!
Deer season!
Rabbit season!
Deer season!
Rabbit sea... ELMER SEASON?!
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Thumper: I bet I could head butt you!
Bambi: Not if I head butt you first!
Thumper: You will not!
Bambi: Will too!
Thumper: Will not!
Bambi: Will too!
Thumper: Will not!
Bambi: Will too!
Thumper: Will Truman!
Bambi: Who the heck is Will Truman?
Thumper: I dunno. :unsure:
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Narrator of nature documentary: Alright! Which one of you super-glued that deer and that rabbit together?!
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thumper: do you smell it too?
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One day, making tracks
In the prairie of Prax,
Came a North-Going Deer
And a South-Going Rabbit.
And it happened that both of them came to a place
Where they bumped. There they stood.
Foot to foot. Face to face.
“Look here, now!” the North-Going Deer said, “I say!
You are blocking my path. You are right in my way.
I’m a North-Going Deer and I always go north.
Get out of my way, now, and let me go forth!”
“Who’s in whose way?” snapped the South-Going Rabbit.
“I always go south, making south-going tracks.
So you’re in MY way! And I ask you to move
And let me go south in my south-going groove.”
Then the North-Going Deer puffed his chest up with pride.
“I never,” he said, “take a step to one side.
And I’ll prove to you that I won’t change my ways
If I have to keep standing here fifty-nine days!”
“And I’ll prove to YOU,” yelled the South-Going rabbit,
“That I can stand here in the prairie of Prax
For fifty-nine years! For I live by a rule
That I learned as a boy back in South-Going School.
Never budge! That’s my rule. Never budge in the least!
Not an inch to the west! Not an inch to the east!
I’ll stay here, not budging! I can and I will
If it makes you and me and the whole world stand still!”
Well…
Of course the world didn’t stand still. The world grew.
In a couple of years, the new highway came through
And they built it right over those two stubborn animals
And left them there, standing un-budged in their tracks.
(Original Story from Dr. Seuss, with modifications.)
Link: http://zaxbypass.com/about/the-zax/ (http://zaxbypass.com/about/the-zax/)