The Horned King Caption 3

babidikrakenguard · **on:** June 02, 2010, 07:21:44 PM

Where is Ozzy and Strut? Our favorite Egg-Stealers are currently on a little vacation too.. I forgot exactly where. So whenever they come back, i'll be sure to put up as many captions of them as i can whenever they get back(If i haven't already!

) In the mean time, expect to see alot of the Horned King in the captions section.

Ptyra · **Reply #1 on:** June 02, 2010, 07:45:58 PM

NO! TWILIGHT! GET IT AWAY! MELT IT WITH GARLIC SAUCE! BURN IT IN FROLLO'S FIREPLACE!

Pangaea · **Reply #2 on:** June 02, 2010, 08:05:33 PM

Horned King (looking in mirror): “Holy crap, I have eyes!”

OR:

Horned King (looking in mirror): “Holy crap, my face is a skull!”

Ptyra · **Reply #3 on:** June 02, 2010, 08:15:22 PM

You did WHAT with my water bed?!

Pangaea · **Reply #4 on:** June 03, 2010, 01:40:41 AM

The Horned King won the belching contest . . . by default, since his breath killed all the other participants.

Kor · **Reply #5 on:** June 03, 2010, 01:57:05 AM

The Horned King sings a song while burping.

Pangaea · **Reply #6 on:** June 04, 2010, 03:28:12 AM

As the Horned King’s bloodcurdling screams echo through the halls and dungeons of his castle lair, loud enough to wake the dead and send dragons and demons into terrified flight, his subjects think to themselves . . . “He’s stubbed his toe again.”

babidikrakenguard · **Reply #7 on:** June 04, 2010, 04:49:29 PM

Everyone was celebrating after finding the Oraculer Pig. However, Hen Wen was missing during the whole celebration.. Let's just say Creeper is in alot of pain after the Horned King found out what it was that everyone was eating..

"I have been searching for this oraculer pig for as long as i can remember because it has the powers to reveal the location of the Black Cauldron and your all eating BACON and HAM in celebration!?"

Ptyra · **Reply #8 on:** June 04, 2010, 08:15:31 PM

^ Weeee have a winner!

The Horned King's reaction to the announcement of the Black Cauldron's sequel: "The Castle Llyr".

Pangaea · **Reply #9 on:** June 04, 2010, 08:30:43 PM

“It’s the Legendary Black Beast of AAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!”

babidikrakenguard · **Reply #10 on:** June 04, 2010, 10:26:28 PM

Nobody ever did tell the Horned King that there would be no swearing in a Disney movie. Let's just say if they included those scenes the Black Cauldron would probably have been an R-rated movie.. Forget the man being dissolved by mist or the one getting their neck and torso sliced by the Cauldron-Born, this was worse!

(Meh, i like the Bacon one better ^_^ Kinda reminds me of something Hades would have said in the Bacon caption)

Pangaea · **Reply #11 on:** June 18, 2010, 11:10:38 AM

“I’m the Horned King! The lord of terror, the emperor of anguish, the ringmaster of revulsion! Nothing scares me!”

*sees this*

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!”

Pangaea · **Reply #12 on:** June 27, 2010, 09:58:09 PM

“Aaaaahhh!!!!! There’s a spider on my back! Get it off me, get it off me!”

Ptyra · **Reply #13 on:** June 30, 2010, 05:27:14 PM

Creeper: We have a guest, your majesty?
HK: Who is--AAAAARRRRRGH! IT'S MY HIGHSCHOOL GIRLFRIEND!!!

The bacon one STILL can't be topped XD

Pangaea · **Reply #14 on:** June 30, 2010, 10:47:50 PM

Creeper (offscreen): “We brought the cauldron, boss!”

Horned King: “Excellent! Put it right here!”

*CLANG!*

Horned King: “OOOWWWWW!!!!! Not on my toes!”

Pangaea · **Reply #15 on:** July 22, 2010, 08:57:09 PM

Horned King (running through the halls of his castle from an unseen pursuer): “I knew I shouldn’t have taken Ozzy and Strut’s eggs!”

babidikrakenguard · **Reply #16 on:** August 23, 2010, 05:14:35 PM

The Horned King's imitation of Godzilla.. Everyone ran in fear..

Whether he did a perfect imitation or did a very lousy job remains a mystery..

Pangaea · **Reply #17 on:** August 24, 2010, 12:53:52 AM

The Horned King tries out firewalking…it doesn't go well.

Pangaea · **Reply #18 on:** September 01, 2010, 11:32:11 PM

The Horned King receives word that Creeper's mother is coming to visit.

babidikrakenguard · **Reply #19 on:** September 22, 2011, 03:05:59 AM

Three Words: Kaizo Mario World

(Lots of cookies for those who get the joke.

: )

(I would post a link to one of YouTube User ProtonJon's videos, but, seeing as how the videos contain alot of "F" words, I shall avoid doing so.. But those videos of him playing through "Kaizo Mario World" are gold.

)