The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Party Room => Topic started by: lbt/cty_lover on November 16, 2008, 05:26:13 PM
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The rules:
- You ask a serious question about anything at all.
- The next person answers in a silly manner. That person asks another serious question.
- Repeat as necessary.
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Why does the sun shine?
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It has nothing better to do
Why do democrats raise taxes?
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Because they're so damn corrupted, that's why
Why do we wage war?
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The little hobbits back in the Middle Earth compel us to! D8
Why are there 1 out of 35 kids now days diagnosed with autism?
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Because the number was too high, to begin with
Will we ever have a colony on the moon?
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Sure, and the project will be led by Tiger Woods. He needs a new golf challenge.
Why do people drive so badly after the first snowfall?
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Snowflakes fascinate them.
Why do we have to have taxes?
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How else could we have a corrupted goverment
Will human kind get extincted at some point??
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Yes. But because we wanted to.
Why are there ads on this site?
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Why do democrats raise taxes?
Because they're so damn corrupted, that's why.
I personally don't consider that a stupid answer to the question at hand.
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because we are borred
Does anyone find this Thread a bit odd?
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maybe
Where did Germany get all those ideas for the aircraft that they made that didn't make it into service?
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The aliens brought them the designs, but they didn't have the parts to build them.
Why do we exist?
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because if we didn't, we couldn't debate why we exist. :p
Why is a sunset usually orange or red?
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'Cuz the sun's a big ball of fire, that's why :wow.
Why does the FDA approve of medications they deem dangerous and recall three years later?
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because they have nothing better to do, than watch people die of their medication
When was the first house built?
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In the Stone Age, before there was toliet paper! :o
Why are there many people in the world with depression?
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so we have something to laugh at
Why did Hitler start World War II?
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He wanted to get a UFO.
Why do people protest?
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So they can learn to sing, ofcause!!
What is music??
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because if we didn't, we couldn't debate why we exist. :p
Why is a sunset usually orange or red?
(I know the scientific answer actually XD)
to the question at hand: yes...
Is sanity fleeting?
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no, it doesn't have any legs to flee on.
What are we?
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food
Will the world ever get along?
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No because Mercury and Venus are bullies!
Why do people hate Barack Obama?
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Because he wants to just give everyone a puppy! :o
Why is the media so corrupted?
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Their bits and bites of digital recordings get all messed up and then hard drives can't read them. :p
Why are we addicted to computers?
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Why do democrats raise taxes?
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Because they're so damn corrupted, that's why.
That was actually a pretty accurate answer. :lol
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We want to surf the web.
What would happen if the wright brothers didn't invent the airplane?
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We would be flying underground instead
Why is the ocean blue and not red?
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If it was red, it would look like blood! :P:
Why is there so much pain yet so much pleasure in the world?
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WHAT!!!, is there a difference?? :blink: :blink: :blink:
Why does love exist?
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So people have a purpose of living other then destroying each other.
Why are light colored cats more likely to get adopted from shelters then black or dark colored cats?
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Because people figured they had the Black Death on them.
What is the public view on G. W. Bush's actions during his time of office?
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Please, don't get me started with that! :P:
Why is there so much pollution in the world?
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(Sniffs into the air What ya mean, it perfectly fine (man dies of suffocation in the background)
What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
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Life=Pie, but not the the type of pie that is edible. :P:
Why are there so many people with all sorts of diagnoses?
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Because they're all the same, but they want to be unique.
How was math invented?
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To bore some people but excite others.
How can we know if our choices we make in this life time will impact the life(if there is life) in the next life time?
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You don't, you're just dreaming now
When will a black hole, consume our solar system
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You didn't put a question mark at the end of your "question" so...I can't answer that... :blink:
Why does there always have to be a war these days?
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Because kids got bored, and bought toy guns to play with!
Why do we keep dogs for pets?? (Happy now, Rat Lady)
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xD I hope that you understood that that was a very silly sarcastic reply I made. :p
Anyhow, your answer:
Because dogs never question a human's authority.
Why are cats and dogs the most common household pets?
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because reptiles are noisy, birds are dangerous, and fish are too fragile!
Why do we need an education?
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So we can...learn stuff...
How can you ramble about nothing? (this question might sound stupid to some, but think about, "How do you ramble about NOTHING?)
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You shut up, and begin to make push-ups!!
What happens if you fall from 100m hight, and land in a 10m deep pool?
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You've figured out how to make tsunamis.
Why do cars need keys in order to operate?
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Because we haven't been successfully able to train donkeys to crankstart an engine and humans are too lazy. :p
Will life exist in the universe when the sun explodes?
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You mean the sun-turns-into-a-blackhole-and-consumes-all-the-planet-in-our-solasystem theory?
oh defiantly :yes :yes
What does the planet earth, consist off??
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Dirt. Lots and lots of dirt. :D
Would you ever break the speed limit while driving?
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Maybe...
Honestly, why does the US have very stupid modern pop songs? o.O
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It's America, eveything in a America is good........NOT....
Why does the Vatican even exist as an independ state??
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Because Italy had too much glory during the Renaissance.
Why do dogs bark before earthquakes?
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They don't bark before it... they bark WITH it!
Howcome, humankind have evovled into such intellegent beings??
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Because the Flying Spaghetti Monster was bored.
Why are there so many religions?
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So there could be war, because of some stupid belief (not meant as an insult)
For how long will Obama hold his office?
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4 months he'll quit when a horse breaks his foot after stomping on it.
Why is there war?
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Violent video games don't compare to live action, that's why.
Why can't exams and tests be done open-note, open-book?
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Because some evil teacher wanted students to suffer for their ignorance
How did life begin?
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How would we know? The "Chicken or Egg- Which Came First?" question has never been figured out :p.
Why are speed limits laws and not suggestions in America?
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Because, then the world would "suggest" the "suggestions" being made into "laws"
Did Jesus ever live, or is he fantasy?
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Maybe..
Curious, why did prop 8 pass in California?
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Good question, next please!
What is life?
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It is a bowl of spaghetti!
Why must we just take what the schools have taught us for years and not question authority?
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Because you are being trained for "slave" labor.
Why are there so many Japanese characters?
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Because they are born in Japan.
Why do you think the dinosaurus went extinct?
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They pissed off Mobius 1
Why do we have conspiracy theroists?
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people likes secrets. See the Harry Potter movies, and you'll understand.
Does God exist?
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Of course he exists! Who else do you think invented the hamburger!
Why does the pteranodon have four fingers?
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because the animators suck, and can't draw five fingers.
why do hotdog buns come in 8-packs and hotdogs come in 12-packs?
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Cuz the hotdog makers don't know how to count!
Why did the LBT series stop?
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Because Topsy demanded to much money. Nice going there, you grouchy old threehorn!
Why does Chomper's parents call him Chomper? They couldn't have heard the Gang say it or anything.
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Because they just did.
Why is the sky blue?
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Because the sun used his super-awesome powers and made the sky blue. (I actually wrote a story on why I think the sky was blue, the answer I just stated was the basic premise for the story.)
Why do Musqitos exist?
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Because the devil himself said so!
Why must parents have more than one kid?
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because they weren't only children. They must punish their poor kids to make them feel better :p
the question is, why was I punished too?
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Because you failed to make them laugh! XD Just kidding.
Why is it that the older sibling always gets punished? Even when they did nothing wrong?
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The more youth one has, the less likely it seems to parents that that child is the one who did it. Age decreases innocence, and parents tend to first turn to who makes the most logical sense as a culprit, often looking at concrete evidence later. Also, parents sometimes indirectly expect the older to be responsible for the younger sibling.
Either that, or the kid dabbled in the black magic of mind manipulation, found only in the forbidden tome of the secret library in Azeroth. If that’s the case… RUN!
So yeah, it could be either one of those, but I just can’t tell which is more likely.
If a person wants to be loved, and you give this person love, showing it with all your heart, but the person continues to like you less as a result, what do you think is really going on in this person’s mind?
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A Money With Symbols Is Playing
Why do weeds exist? And this isn't about the drug at all.
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So weed eaters have something to eat :lol:
Why do people taunt another for being "socially lower" than they are?
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Because they don't know the difference between right and wrong.
Why did Pterano never appear again in the series? (Was that question already asked? :blink: )
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Because Mr. Threehorn would sue Universal Studios with malpractice :p
What really happened to Chomper's parents after the 5th movie?
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They where eaten by a sharp tooth.
Why is the Sun Yellow?
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Because I made it yellow. :lol
What are YOU having for dinner tonight?
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Food. How original :p.
What give dirt its color?
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God Pterano, who else? XDDDD
Why did the chicken cross the road? (Okaaay...not exactly a smart question but it's what I had in mind.)
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Because he saw a free feed stand.
Why do we have stars?
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Because the sky would look boring without them.
Why aren't cartoons as good as they used to be?
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Because the people who make them these days were kids would rather watch cartoons than do their homework. Yup, you tend to fail a lot of things that way. :rolleyes
Why is Jupiter the biggest planet in the solar system?
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Because someone filled it with a ton of air.
Why is Venus so small
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So it could be accepted by its neighbors. They hate big planets.
Why have we not yet discovered alien life?
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Because the Alien Overlords payed, bribed, and Brainwashed the Government into us thinking that Aliens don't exist. That's why. :p
Why is the Grass green?
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The reason is rather sad, Mrs. Diclonius. Many eons ago, mother nature held a competition with various aspects of life. She invited the rock, the flower, the creek, the tree, and the grass. The winner is the one to remain the same for a whole day. The rock boasted brazenly, saying how nothing perseveres better than he, and so victory was certain. The meek flower only bowed and wished him well. The tall, aged tree, who had given shade to flower, scolded her for backing down, as only the strong can triumph. The creek, flowing cool and clear, didn’t really care if she won or not. She only participated to have a little fun. The tree scolded her too, claiming it wasn’t fair to compete with no desire to win. When the creek said she was invited by mother nature so had just as much right as anyone, the tree grew silent.
The grass did not say a word in all of this. He did not like the rock at all and wanted to win so desperately, not for glory, but only to put him in his place. Glaring at the rock, he prepared for the long day ahead tomorrow when the event would begin. The rest of them chatted away but the grass until nightfall. He merely stood there, staring at the rock with determination until he saw a light. He glanced back to see mother nature herself!
“Fair grass, what ails you? If wary of the day ahead, no one shall hold it against you if you withdrew,” she told him gently.
“Oh no, I will see this through, miss,” he told her. “I’ll win this game and that ought to put the rock in his-” but he suddenly grew silent, as he did not want mother nature to know of his motives.
“Tis merely sport, a time for pleasure, fair grass,” she spoke to him. “If your desires linger elsewhere, be warned that there is truly nothing to gain by competing,” she informed him.
“I’ll have fun, honest!” he assured her before thinking to himself, “watching the rock’s pride drop like a stone!”
The next day, everyone took their positions. When everyone was ready, mother nature announced that the game had begun. The hours passed very slowly, and none of them moved at all. The grass grew angrier and more spiteful as the rock sat there with perfect ease. It wasn’t long, however, when a strong wind blew, and the little flower was ripped from her roots and flew into the air, saved by the trunk of the tree. As more time still dragged on, a violent storm broke loose, and lightning struck the tree. He fell over, right into creek, stopping her up like a dam. The grass glanced over at the rock, realizing that only they remained. Still, this wasn’t looking good.
When a large dinosaur happened by, the grass whispered for him to come closer. When he had done so, he asked him to “stumble” over the rock, thereby moving him slightly. Confused, but very bored, the dinosaur did just that. The rock groaned angrily at his luck as mother nature descended upon the ground once more. The grass grinned deep inside and waited for her to call him the winner over all.
“Thank you for your participation, all of you,” she began. “Before I say any more, let me set things straight.” She blew onto the tree, and he erected again, his roots sticking into the ground, and the flower once again was connected to the earth. “Much better. Now then, the winner is- everyone but the grass.”
“Ha, would you look at- Wait, what!?” the grass exclaimed. “I am the only one who remained the same the whole time! How could only I lose?”
“Fair grass, all of you, the rule of this game was mistaken. The part of you which was meant to remain is the inside, not the outside. Each of you remained as you were through all of this, even the prideful rock, but you, fair grass, once the humblest of all my creations, became bitter and angry at the rock for being as I made him. Do you think that I, your creator, cannot see your heart? Because you cannot accept others for who they are, I hereby strip you of your glorious colors and leave you with a dull green, for as soon as you heard you lost, your very being knew nothing but jealousy.”
From that day forward, the grass was green, a symbol of making the mistake of not letting others be themselves.
My question: When asked a question, and you cannot think of an answer, what is the best thing to do?
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I think the best thing to do is not post until you come up with a reply.
Why do birds fly for any how?
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to make up for the fact that they can't run.
why do we still not have environment-friendly cars?
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We do have them, but not a lot since they're so expensive and people like cheep stuff.
What made Greenland the biggest island in the world?
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The Earth
Why do insects have 6 legs instead of 8 like spiders?
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Because they're magic
Why do birds have wings?
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Because they're awesome
Why is it so hot during summer?
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'Cause that's when the sun gods and goddesses turn up the thermostat higher than usual. :DD
Why, does half of the people on the internet (including me) obsess over fictional “girly” ponies?
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Because we can't escape there cuteness.
Why does the sky turn dark at night?
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Because it saves power, so it can last longer. :p
Why did the earliest humans live in Africa?
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Because it's a cheap place to live
Why is the moon white>?
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Because that color provides the most light possible, and the Moon doesn't have a lot to offer, which is way you only see it at night.
(this should be a good one)
What came before the Big Bang?
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Because its covered in glow slime.
Why are there only eight planets?
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Because Uranus eight pluto! (such a corny joke :lol )
Why does the chicken have to have a motive to cross the road?
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Because it's too dumb to not have a motive.
Why do people sometime break the fourth wall in thier songs or stories?
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To pull you in or freak you out.
Why did Ogilvy the astronomer say that the chances of anything man-like on Mars was a million to one?
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Because Martians are too dang small!
Why is it that Pluto is no longer considered as a planet?
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Because it is the size of a pea.
Why do we have trees?
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So we wouldn't suffocate and die before we were even born.
Why do people ban books?
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Because some of them are very bad.
Why do we need blood?
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Because it's one of many things that allow us to move, unlike plants.
(I'll try this again)
What came before the Big Bang?
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Stewie Griffin
What made the dinosaurs so successful?
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[colora9c1ff]They went to college
Why do the walls have ears?[/color]
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Probably the same reason the hills have eyes (I made the color text work :lol:)
I forgot my question. :bang
Why is Earth's core solid while most of it's layers are molten?
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Because the earth absorbed a lot of liquid concrete.
What Caused The Big Bang?
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Giant Fireworks!
Who were the first humans on the planet?
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I can't count that high
What makes the human soul?
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A lot of air.
Why do we have flies?
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Because nothing else wants to eat our garbage.
Why is it that penguins haven't been granted the ability to fly unlike many birds?
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(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o191/Bat-Snake/alens.jpg)
Was the Stone of Cold Fire really Dr. Who's Tardis?