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It is a bowl of spaghetti!

Why must we just take what the schools have taught us for years and not question authority?




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Because you are being trained for "slave" labor.

Why are there so many Japanese characters?


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Because they are born in Japan.

Why do you think the dinosaurus went extinct?


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They pissed off Mobius 1

Why do we have conspiracy theroists?


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people likes secrets. See the Harry Potter movies, and you'll understand.


Does God exist?


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Of course he exists! Who else do you think invented the hamburger!

Why does the pteranodon have four fingers?
Petra is a variant of the Greek name "Petros" meaning "strong" or "rock." Andi is a variant of the Greek name "Andy" meaning "masculine" or "brave." Therefore, I am tremendously brave and strong! :lol


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because the animators suck, and can't draw five fingers.

why do hotdog buns come in 8-packs and hotdogs come in 12-packs?
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trulyfantasticme

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Cuz the hotdog makers don't know how to count!

Why did the LBT series stop?
Petra is a variant of the Greek name "Petros" meaning "strong" or "rock." Andi is a variant of the Greek name "Andy" meaning "masculine" or "brave." Therefore, I am tremendously brave and strong! :lol


vonboy

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Because Topsy demanded to much money. Nice going there, you grouchy old threehorn!

Why does Chomper's parents call him Chomper? They couldn't have heard the Gang say it or anything.
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Chomper: "Well, sure I would!"

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Because the sun used his super-awesome powers and made the sky blue. (I actually wrote a story on why I think the sky was blue, the answer I just stated was the basic premise for the story.)

Why do Musqitos exist?



trulyfantasticme

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Because the devil himself said so!

Why must parents have more than one kid?
Petra is a variant of the Greek name "Petros" meaning "strong" or "rock." Andi is a variant of the Greek name "Andy" meaning "masculine" or "brave." Therefore, I am tremendously brave and strong! :lol


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because they weren't only children. They must punish their poor kids to make them feel better :p

the question is, why was I punished too?
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Chomper: "Well, sure I would!"

Come give my LBT TV Series fanfiction, PAST-O-RAMA, a read!
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trulyfantasticme

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Because you failed to make them laugh! XD Just kidding.

Why is it that the older sibling always gets punished? Even when they did nothing wrong?
Petra is a variant of the Greek name "Petros" meaning "strong" or "rock." Andi is a variant of the Greek name "Andy" meaning "masculine" or "brave." Therefore, I am tremendously brave and strong! :lol


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The more youth one has, the less likely it seems to parents that that child is the one who did it. Age decreases innocence, and parents tend to first turn to who makes the most logical sense as a culprit, often looking at concrete evidence later. Also, parents sometimes indirectly expect the older to be responsible for the younger sibling.

Either that, or the kid dabbled in the black magic of mind manipulation, found only in the forbidden tome of the secret library in Azeroth. If that’s the case… RUN!

So yeah, it could be either one of those, but I just can’t tell which is more likely.

If a person wants to be loved, and you give this person love, showing it with all your heart, but the person continues to like you less as a result, what do you think is really going on in this person’s mind?


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A Money With Symbols Is Playing

Why do weeds exist? And this isn't about the drug at all.


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So weed eaters have something to eat  :lol:
Why do people taunt another for being "socially lower" than they are?


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Because they don't know the difference between right and wrong.

Why did Pterano never appear again in the series? (Was that question already asked? :blink: )
Petra is a variant of the Greek name "Petros" meaning "strong" or "rock." Andi is a variant of the Greek name "Andy" meaning "masculine" or "brave." Therefore, I am tremendously brave and strong! :lol


vonboy

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Because Mr. Threehorn would sue Universal Studios with malpractice :p

What really happened to Chomper's parents after the 5th movie?
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Littlefoot: "Look, Chomper. You're uncle is dead, and it's just right for your friends to be there for you. You'd be there if someone we know died, right?"

Chomper: "Well, sure I would!"

Come give my LBT TV Series fanfiction, PAST-O-RAMA, a read!
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They where eaten by a sharp tooth.



Why is the Sun Yellow?