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Gamers Zone / Pokemon GO
« on: August 22, 2016, 06:30:42 AM »
Still, anyone playing this game, even out of boredom, looks stupid from outside, put themselves in danger & provoke other people.   You're outside & walking - that's good, but you're still looking at the screen, missing a lot of stuff around & wasting your time doing something that's absolutely pointless - going somewhere just to tap on your phone & get a pride of "now I have it".  Laying on a sofa watching TV or playing a normal video game is same time wasting, but you're either enjoying it or chilling or getting new infos.   With Pokemon GO someone is forcing you to go somewhere without any valid reason.
How about this?   Imagine a new trendy thing in the world: would you go some random place shown on the map just to fart there & be proud you did it?  You must hurry cause the point will disappear & your fart won't be recorded if you didn't make on the spot in time.  Each time the mark on the map tells you need to appear there & fart louder than previously.  Your phone recorder would show if you succeeded your task.  I think it's same effect.   And you will also meet same autistic farters there too to become friends with & then say how this sort of game "changed your life for the better".   I laugh at all of you who became slaves of their phones.

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History Section / What if Dinosaurs survived extinction story
« on: August 22, 2016, 06:14:00 AM »
Again, dinos & before them were big due to smaller gravity.  Today, elephants & whales are the biggest animals & they already barely move themselves.  Imagine dinos survived & existing today - how fast they would move compared to elephants/whales?   Not sure about smaller dinos from back then - there must be something in the air that time...

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Gamers Zone / Pokemon GO
« on: August 18, 2016, 07:10:54 AM »
A game for idiots who don't realzie they are being controlled by this game.   Why would a normal person go several km somewhere he wouldn't even go otherwise just to "catch a Pokemon" aka do few taps on his phone?  Stupid is not even a word to describe it.

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History Section / What if Dinosaurs survived extinction story
« on: August 18, 2016, 07:07:20 AM »
They couldn't survive anyway, cause while the continents were shifting all the time, the gravity was changing too & eventually they became literally too heavy to live as they were.

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General Land Before Time / Journey of the Brave (LBT 14)
« on: March 26, 2016, 04:43:28 PM »
Hello, dino fellows!  I kinda forgot about this place & remembered it once after I finally managed to watch this LBT 14 & felt a strong need for opinion to be exhausted.  Now, I won't go in to typing a big quality & professional tl;dr essay/review about the movie, since:
1) barely anyone would read it;
2) I'm not too fluent in English & have issues when it comes to translating a bowl of thoughts on mind in to text;
3) after 31 pages everything has been already said much better than I could say it myself.
So here it goes then...

I AM thankful it's finally a new movie after uncertainty & long waitings.  So I was watching it bluntly & felt being bored after some first 15 mins, though I had to go through it, if only for the sake of it being watched & all thoughts/speculations been answered.  Btw, I really adored those amazing backgrounds throughout the movie, as in previous ones.
But, would one expect some improvement & quality of the first movie after 12 sequels so far?  Lolno!  The film was L A M E .
Everything was so typical & predictive, I could foresee each character's saying/reaction before it was actually happening.  Same overused characters' personal traits & stuff that's long exhausted & no funny at all.  Spike still can't talk (even though his face appears to have more wrinkles now) & same goes for Petrie.  [Well, actually those can be ignored if you take that events of all 14 films happen within a year or less.] Everything looked as if "scripted" or pre-made for the characters, than it looking that it's happening purely by luck or coincidence.
Unbearably preschoolers-friendly film, that as usual features scary looking villains that are always stupid & never hurt the main characters.  Same scenes of kids defeating mighty "sharpteeths".  It's so predictive & repetitive, it's no longer thrilling at all - just mute the sound during the "scary/thrilling" scenes & see for yourself.   Oh & here there were no "thrilling" fights between sharpteeths & adults, so yeah...  it's safe for toddlers to watch it.
Same plot as in all other movies...  The problem comes in to the Great Valley & while stupid adults are busy discussing it, as always brave kiddos alone go on adventure out of the Valley to fix the problem themselves.  They will work together, fight, & as usual each ones plan will go against them soon. Very predictive as in all previous sequels, actually as in all movies anyway.  Then adults realize the kids are gone & so they go after them.  All fix the problem & go back happily. SAME PATTERN STUFF, not sure how it can still excite anyone, unless you're under some 10 years old.
And yup, there are songs in the film, as usual.  Songs that all sound like some well-known songs from the 70s-80s.  In particular, the "Hot & Stinky" (lol), reminded me of the "Summer Nights" by John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John.
Typical accents by new characters too.   Ruby & Chomper have no role in the film at all & were there only to validate the TV series as really belonging to the timeline.
The only funny parts in the film that made me smile were scenes with Petrie & those lizard-like characters.  But didn't it remind of similar scenes in many other (animated) movies?

So was it a good movie?  Meh, but better than previous 10-13, slightly.
Was it worth the wait?  Guess so, but really... it's a 13th sequel, so what would you expect?   Unless you imagine that the first film never happened at all, as well as 12 sequels too.

Not long ago I saw a "close" animated movie featuring dinos, called "The Good Dinosaur"...   Now that was somewhat great - no songs, not boring, thrilling for real.   But nvm it.


Gah, wanted to type a few, but guess I got too overexcited in the process as well as looks like there's too much of time on my hands!  


Oh & btw, I don't love Jelly Otter anymore, as I created my own characters fully up to my own taste & liking.  So how can I change my username to something else, cause I don't want the past still echoing...?

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Land Before Time Captions / Ducky giving the puppy eyes look
« on: May 20, 2015, 01:35:44 PM »

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Silver Screen / The My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic Thread
« on: April 20, 2015, 12:47:34 PM »
Wish you could be more precise & full in your opinion since you decided to backfire, but if you're lazy about it, I don't think I need to say much here.

Correct, but for instance, LBT is something one won't be ashamed watching or talking about publicly.  Try telling at work or in the class that you're a brony / MLP / fan of colourful ponies & the whole audience would go like BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHA

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Silver Screen / The My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic Thread
« on: April 20, 2015, 10:35:46 AM »
Ugh Dude, wish either you didn't post those huge pics or I didn't see them, lol!  X.X

Nice bg's but the 2nd pic just screams for the outlining to be there! Every object is colored monotonously which makes it look flat, simple, lazy, Simpsons- or FOP-like. And under "lazy animation" I meant character's movements.  Maybe "lazy" could be a wrong word but since this is in flash, all flash shows in movements look same flat & unrealistic... But aren't we, grownass men, with all seriousness discussing/debating over the show initially targeted for little girls?  xD

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Silver Screen / The My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic Thread
« on: April 20, 2015, 07:55:18 AM »
Wherever I look in half of cases I see either mentioning of MLP or pony fanart...  Such gets quite annoying with time, as it's something you don't want that's being simply pushed in your face. While bronies/cloppers give a bad name to the show, it's so overrated now that's it's like the best cartoon of all times which it's absolutely not!  All ponies look the same except for color scheme, manes & tattoos on their buttocks (it's like if you would watch The Smurfs where they all look the same too...  such a boring cartoon!), the flash animation is flat, lazy & unrealistic, the color palette of the show is too bright/colourful that it's acrid, yucky & harsh on the eyes unless you put on your sunglasses or lower the screen brightness/colorfulness.  Episodes are boring (I did watch & not one but like 5 to be sure in my opinion!) & they don't bring anything new since all has been seen in other cartoons. Really, the show is praised & being put above everything else for everything it's not.  If you want better & enjoyable cartoons, watch like Garfield & Friends, New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, Ren & Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, Gumball, etc.

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Land Before Time Captions / Gang in quick sand
« on: March 17, 2015, 03:59:54 PM »
Who doesn't like this bath?
Cera: *slowly raises her hand*

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It's Party Time! / Ban The Person Above You (game)
« on: March 17, 2015, 03:56:07 PM »
Banned for still bringing Chomper in to here!

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Land Before Time Captions / Ducky stepped on Spike's foot.
« on: March 17, 2015, 03:55:00 PM »
Ducky here reminds me about the Crazy Frog, lol!

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Land Before Time Captions / Chomper has snapped!
« on: March 16, 2015, 08:42:17 PM »
Chomper can't take anymore the fact that he lives among food around him which he is not allowed to have!

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It's Party Time! / Ban The Person Above You (game)
« on: March 16, 2015, 08:37:58 PM »
Quote from: LittlefootAndAliTogether,Mar 16 2015 on  10:09 PM
Banned for not supporting Chomper and for banning I love Jelly Otter.
Banned for overrating Chomper.

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It's Party Time! / Ban The Person Above You (game)
« on: March 15, 2015, 09:03:57 AM »
Banned for... making me confused in the first place!  xD

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General Land Before Time / LBT 14 voice actors
« on: March 15, 2015, 07:52:35 AM »
If those who voice Ducky & Petrie aren't able to adjust their voices to more kids-like, then it would be a very awkward feeling to hear them, similar to how I couldn't stand Ducky's voice in last LBTs!

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Land Before Time Captions / Ducky tells Chomper a secret
« on: March 15, 2015, 07:48:44 AM »
Ducky finally found a moment & place to express her love for Chomper.

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It's Party Time! / Ban The Person Above You (game)
« on: March 15, 2015, 07:47:31 AM »
Banned for disrespecting women's crazy fantasies.

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It's Party Time! / Ban The Person Above You (game)
« on: March 14, 2015, 10:35:50 PM »
^ Banned for the urge to have a last word on me!

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It's Party Time! / Ban The Person Above You (game)
« on: March 14, 2015, 10:14:53 PM »
^ Banned for being jealous of idk what/why.

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