The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: Ptyra on April 05, 2010, 09:43:34 PM
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(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o191/Bat-Snake/FlierTrio6.png)
Rinkus: Wait, so now that you've danced with me and Sierra, WE have to dance together?!
Pterano: Yes
Sierra: (thinking) If he steps on my feet like my old girlfriend, I'm gonna blow
The final conclusion to Pterano making Rinkus dance with him (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=3709&hl=) and again... (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=6926.0&hl=) and Sierra making Pterano dance with him (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=6932&hl=)
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^^
On the same subject...
What do you mean we need chaparones to go to the dance?!
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Pterano: In case there's an accident
Rinkus: What can happen at a dance?!
Sierra: Well first of all some mysterious phantom-person could drop a chandelier on us.
Kudos to those who get the joke
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Pterano: Hmm, apparently after he's changed to a hatchling (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=7502), it next ages him extremely quickly.
Rinkus: Who are you kids, get off my lawn! That or find my walker!
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Rinkus: Is he suggesting coconuts MIGRATE!
Pterano: Perhaps a very small flier is carrying them?
Sierra: (thinking) Oh boy. I can see where this will go. And it'll happen in one, two, five...THREE!
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Rinkus: "I will choose who I will dance with, not you Pterano."
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^ We just love to make them "gance", don't we XD
(Continued)
Pterano: Does Sierra get any say?
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Rinkus: "They want to make a sequel about us, and all we do is dance in it? Are they serious?"
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Rinkus: Sierra stepped on my feet! On purpose!
Sierra: Oh come on! You know that's not true.
Pterano: The animators decided to give us large clown feet, Mr. Rinkus. It is only natural that there be accidents from time to time.
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Pterano: "No, this just isn't working. You need to get more in the mood for this home movie to work."
Sierra: " Your home movie requires us to get 'romanticallh entangled'! nothing doing, pal!"
Rinkus: "Why do we hang out with a weirdo like you, again?"
Pterano: "Oh, come on! Daddy wants his pictures!"
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Rinkus: I saw her first! She's mine!
Sierra: What makes you think she WANTS someone like you?
Pterano: I will not let either of you come NEAR my sister!
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Rinkus: Did you hear what Sierra just called me?
Pterano: Quit whining you baby and grow a pair!
Sierra: :rolleyes:
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Rinkus: How is HE a Billy Joel fan?!
Pterano: Don't be bothered by it, Rinkus. I've told you I enjoy Vincent Price.
Rinkus: That's understandable!
Rinkus: Billy Joel isn't an actor, Rinkus.
Sing us a song, you're the piano man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBC6IVP-C84&feature=related)
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Deciding that he, Sierra, and Rinkus are better at comedy than villainy, Pterano comes up with a plan for a “Three Stooges” act:
Rinkus: You want me to be Curly? Why do I have to be Curly? Make him Curly!
Pterano: Rinkus, we all know you're the fat, crazy, clumsy one, so you're the best choice for Curly. I’m the leader, and frankly, I enjoy hitting you two, so I get to be Moe. That makes Sierra Larry by default.
Rinkus: “I resent that! I am not fat!”
Sierra (thinking): I wanted to be Curly . . . <_<
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Rinkus: “What?! Another take?! That’s the third time I’ve had to fall off that cliff!”
Pterano: “Stop whining, Rinkus. Enduring pain to get the scene just right is all part of being an actor.”
Rinkus: “Easy for you to say; you get a stunt double!” <_<
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^ Cont.
Pterano: Only for films like the Musketeers saga and Logan's Run. And even during those films I had to due some stunts for myself. Such as many of the fight scenes. You you ought to be grateful you're not in combat.
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Rinkus: “Well, you still get paid more than I do.” <_<
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Rinkus: "But its true! Sierra was supposed to bring the keg this time!"
Sierra: "Nu-uh!"
Rinkus: "Yeah huh!"
Sierra: "Crybaby!"
Rinkus: "Tailkisser!"
Sierra: "Clubtail rear breath!"
Rinkus: "Sharptooth crap!"
Pterano ( :rolleyes:): *SIGH*
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Rinkus: “I don’t care if it is his sister’s wedding; I am NOT wearing a tuxedo!” :anger
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*And yet another “continued from above” :p*
Pterano: “Oh, you’re wearing a tuxedo all right, Rinkus . . . with a bow tie!”
Rinkus: “You wouldn’t catch me DEAD wearing a bow tie!” :mad
Sierra: “Sure we would . . . I could just put one on you once you were dead . . . and you WILL be dead if you don’t shut up and put on that tux!” :anger
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Rinkus: I refuse! There is no way I am going to do the movie without my flight suit!
Pterano: I hate to tell you this, but...
Sierra: You haven't ever worn your flight suit, or any other suit for that matter.
Rinkus: You mean I'm going without anything on... IN A KID'S MOVIE?!!
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Rinkus: "Pull my finger!"
Pterano and Sierra: :rolleyes
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nice picture. you got it from another site?
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Rinkus: "He is the one who put the ring around the mulberry bush, not I."
Pterano: "What are you talking about?"
Sierra: "Maybe he's been doing to much high altitude flying again. "
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Rinkus: “He did it! He stole the cookies!”
Pterano: “Rinkus, you’re sitting in a pile of crumbs. That looks more than a little suspicious.”
Rinkus: “I told you, I slipped on the crumbs when I came in! The cookies were already gone! It must have been Sierra!”
Sierra: “You gonna believe this lying clubtail-brain? He’s got ëguilty’ written all over him! Whatever writing is…”
Pterano: “Listen, if one of you doesn’t confess, I’m going to make you BOTH explain to old Threehorn what happened to the cookies I baked for his daughters!”
Rinkus & Sierra: :blink: :o
Ducky (offscreen): “Hee hee hee! Revenge is sweet, and so are these cookies!” :smile
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Pterano: In case there's an accident
Rinkus: What can happen at a dance?!
Sierra: Well first of all some mysterious phantom-person could drop a chandelier on us.
Kudos to those who get the joke
OMG! I know this one! THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pterano: Okay...who ate the last dinomeat?
Sierra: It was Rinkus
Rinkus: Why am I always the first to be blamed.
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Rinkus: Why do -I- have to dance with him? He has two left feet!
Pterano: Would you rather be Mr Three Horn's dancing partner as punishment for nearly -killing- my nephew?
Rinkus: .....Fine. I owe you.
Sierra: *thinking* Why do I always end up with the ugly ones?
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Rinkus: Hey, Pterano. I thought you told me Sierra was a girl all this time.
Pterano: No, Rinkus. We both thought YOU had been a girl all this time.
Sierra: Yer' just lucky I ain't gonna kill you for saying that about me...
Rinkus: Has my whole life just been one big lie, then?
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Pterano: Aah Rinkus, YOU SUCK!
'Rinkus Gets Up'
Rinkus: Well, If You Are So Smart, Then Who's Watching The F#$ker.
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Rinkus: How come I have to clean the Litter Box?
Pterano: It's your turn.
Rinkus: Its always my turn! I am sick of my turn!
Sierra: You'll clean the litter-box, or you are the litter-box.
*their really fat cat walks up, with some beans and chili in his mouth*
Pterano and Sierra: :blink:
Rinkus: :x :cry
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Hang on, let me get my glasses...
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Caption away, I guess.
(https://i.imgur.com/yBz16Lu.png)
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Rinkus: "It's not fair, Pterano! Not fair at all, I say! How come you have a pointy head and we don't?"