The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Real-Life Captions => Topic started by: Noname on August 29, 2009, 11:13:26 PM

Title: Otters
Post by: Noname on August 29, 2009, 11:13:26 PM

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/79/Sea_otters_holding_hands.jpg/800px-Sea_otters_holding_hands.jpg)

Title: Otters
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on August 29, 2009, 11:32:23 PM

Life is good :).

Title: Otters
Post by: Noname on August 29, 2009, 11:43:33 PM

Otter to the right: Are the girls watching us ready to glomp us yet?

Otter to the left: If they do that to us, I'm going to pretend to be rabid.

Title: Otters
Post by: Kor on August 30, 2009, 12:00:02 AM

Otter on left: "it never gets any better then this."

Otter on right: "You are so correct."

Title: Otters
Post by: Ptyra on August 30, 2009, 12:02:08 AM

"You know, wouldn't it be funny if I died a little while after this?"
"Ha-ha! You're such a kidder!"

RIP, one of you cute paw-holding otters.

Title: Otters
Post by: Noname on August 30, 2009, 12:32:43 AM

Otter on left: I think I'm in love!

Otter on right: I think our paws are glued together...

Title: Otters
Post by: Kor on August 30, 2009, 12:54:35 AM

Teenage Samurai karate otters at rest between missions.

Title: Otters
Post by: Noname on August 30, 2009, 01:07:36 AM

("Titanic" theme plays)

Otter on right: Rose... promise me you'll never let go...

Otter on left: I love you Jack...

Title: Otters
Post by: Kor on August 30, 2009, 01:36:38 AM

Otter on left: "Lets see those blackbelt hamsters do this."

Title: Otters
Post by: Noname on August 30, 2009, 01:51:34 AM

Otters on the HMS Lusitania...

Title: Otters
Post by: Kor on August 30, 2009, 02:06:45 AM

Don't you wish you could be us, even if just for an hour?

Title: Otters
Post by: Noname on August 30, 2009, 02:28:40 AM

They lived together... and died together...  :cry

Otters: We're not dead yet!

You were shot! You're... nearly dead.

Otters: We're getting better...

Title: Otters
Post by: Kor on August 30, 2009, 02:30:51 AM

Both otters together: "Think happy thoughts and we can fly, think happy thoughts and we can fly."

Title: Otters
Post by: Noname on August 30, 2009, 02:32:52 AM

Otters: Let's just float away from the wreckage of that battleship...

Title: Otters
Post by: Kor on August 30, 2009, 02:55:47 AM

A picture of 2 otters on Valentines day.

Title: Otters
Post by: Noname on August 30, 2009, 03:24:40 AM

Otter 1: Let's act real cute and we'll get fed!

Otter 2: Good idea!

These otters are named Milo and Nyack... they are indeed male and female.

http://www.ecosherpa.com/news/nyack-and-milo-are-superstars/ (http://www.ecosherpa.com/news/nyack-and-milo-are-superstars/)

Title: Otters
Post by: Kor on August 30, 2009, 03:37:48 AM

Left Otter: "We are trying to sleep here.  Would you mind not using the camera flash till we are awake?"

Right Otter: "& the sound of the flash, and camera.  I know we look cute but we do need to sleep."

Left Otter: "Yea, how about if we use a camera while you are trying to sleep?"

Title: Otters
Post by: Noname on August 30, 2009, 03:42:40 AM

The last two otters in the world....



















Seaworld, that is!  :lol:

Title: Otters
Post by: Kor on August 30, 2009, 03:45:59 AM

left otter in a royal tone of voice: "We are amused."

Title: Otters
Post by: Noname on August 30, 2009, 01:30:31 PM

When otters die, the mate is also killed, and the bodies are floated out to sea together...

Otters: We're not dead yet!

Title: Otters
Post by: Kor on August 30, 2009, 02:11:06 PM

Otters together: We must hold hands and sing to summon Gamera , for we are the otter fairies."

Title: Otters
Post by: Petrie. on August 30, 2009, 08:48:25 PM

Hey, I know those two...I think one's deceased now. :(

Anyway...


Otter 1 - Where's the ring?
Otter 2 - Oh...crap, I lost it in the filter gap.
Otter 1 - You are so dead!
Otter 2 - Honey, we still can be together, honest!

Title: Otters
Post by: Noname on August 30, 2009, 09:20:40 PM

Continued...

Otter 1- That ring was my father's, and HIS father's and his father's before that!

Otter 2- How old was it?

Otter 1- About six years old.

Title: Otters
Post by: kjeldo on September 11, 2009, 10:45:14 AM

left: those peck inplants aren't what you would call a succes huh tom?
right: no, fred

Title: Otters
Post by: kjeldo on September 11, 2009, 10:46:15 AM

left: those peck inplants aren't a succes to me.
right: to me neither.

Title: Otters
Post by: Noname on September 11, 2009, 03:40:03 PM

Narrator: Otters only have the power to float when they join hands...

Otters: Wonder Twin powers, activate!

Narrator:  :blink:

Title: Otters
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on September 12, 2009, 05:15:17 AM

Left Otter: Does this fur coat make me look fat?
Right Otter: Nah...grey is supposed to be a slimming colour. You look great!

Title: Otters
Post by: Noname on September 13, 2009, 02:53:16 AM

Narrator: Otters only have the power to float when they join hands...

Otters: Otter Twin powers, activate!

Narrator: :blink:  You did this one already!

Otters: We changed one word, so it is totally different!

Narrator: They don't pay me enough to do this.