The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: Dalekdino on September 19, 2016, 06:48:16 AM
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Ruby: Get Up! Chomper is missing!
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Littlefoot: Cera can't you leave me alone I'm sleeping.
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LittleFoot: Sleeping is overrated. I want to stay up late.
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Littlefoot: A loud noise is keeping me up so I can't sleep.
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"I just love my fresh cup of stupid in the morning."
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LittleFoot: Man some loud noise woke me up.
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*TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPPPPPBBBBT*
Littlefoot (thinking): I should not have eaten those weird tree sweets last night; now I got really bad gas; hope I didn't wake up Grandma and Grandpa.
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Littlefoot: *wakes up* Oh. I have a feeling someone has just made LBT13 joke. Again. It seems this movie is fanbase's favorite!
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LittleFoot: Cera keep it down I'm trying to sleep
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*knock knock*
Littlefoot: Grandpa, who's it?
Grandpa Longneck: It's Triceratops.
Littlefoot: *yawns* What does Tria, Cera and mr. Threehorn want in the middle of the night?
(bad random pun is bad)
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LittleFoot: What Is It grandmother it's two early
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my usual reaction on fan friendships and on politics
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LittleFoot: Is there something you need grandpa? You woke me up
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Littlefoot: *yawns* what, Chomper?
Chomper: ummm... Behind you... It seems you are sleeping on corpse of adult longneck...
(that stones behind)
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Meanwhile, somewhere in the mysterious beyond...
Papa sharptooth: When we, or any of leaf-eaters die, our bodies become the grass, and the leaf-eaters eat the grass.
Sharp: I see...
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LittleFoot: I need to find a new place where I can sleep
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Littlefoot in 2008-2016 period, waiting for new movie
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LittleFoot: There's to much noise right now
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Petrie: blahblahblahTrumpblahblahblahClintonblahblahblahDressblahblahblahHackersblahblahblah...
Littlefoot: Who're all these people? Leave me alone, Petrie, I try to sleep.
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LittleFoot: The sound of the trees rustling is keeping me up
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One of these dreamless nights, when you think about eternity...
Littlefoot: ...Nah, just two annoying fans keep posting there and disturb me from my sleep.
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LittleFoot: Man I wish there wasn't any noise
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(part 1)
Ducky: I worry about Littlefoot, very very much. He stays like that for long time already, and nothing can get Littlefoot's attention!
Cera: Don't worry. I know 100% method...
Cera: LITTLEFOOT! SHARPTOOTH'S BACK!
Littlefoot: I don't care. Leave me alone.
Cera: O_o I start to worry too...
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LittleFoot Hopefully I'll be able to fall asleep
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(part 2)
Cera: Petrie, we must do something with Littlefoot. He worries me...
Petrie: *giggles*
Cera: Did I say something funny?
Petrie: Sorry. I wasn't giggle at you speech, Cera. I just... emm...
Cera: What?
Petrie: Me think I know how to... cheer up Littlefoot. But Petrie thinks you... *giggles* won't like it very much...
Cera: Oh, just tell it already.
Petrie: You promise you won't hit me?
Cera: Ok, fine! Tell it!
Petrie: Uh... Well...
*thirty seconds later...*
Cera: COME HERE, YOU COWARD! YOU, LONG BEAK THAT WILL BE BENDED VERY SOON!!!
Petrie: You promised to not beat Petrie! Petrie won't get down from this very tall and very safe cliff!
Littlefoot: *hears their screams from far away* ooough... will I be able to sleep today already?..
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LittleFoot Okay I'm moving someplace else to sleep
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(part 3)
Cera: Ok, Petrie. I WILL do that. What a stupid method... But if it doesn't work... I promise you will have veeeeery hard life for the rest of your life...
Petrie: *gulps* Ok, me guess... It should work...
*Cera comes to Littlefoot*
Cera: Littlefoot?
Littlefoot: *sigh* What?
Cera: Well... I... I want to say...
*angry looks behind for a second where Petrie is, then looks at Littlefoot again*
Cera: For long time already I have wanted to say to you that.. umm...
*closes her yeas and yells*
Cera: I think I like you more than just a friend, Littlefoot!
*seconds of silence*
Littlefoot: Ok, fine. Now will you let me to sleep?
Cera: ...
Cera: ..
Cera: .
Cera: You're dead, Petrie...
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LittleFoot: Man everyone is still talking I can't sleep
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(part 4)
Chomper: Did you help Littlefoot?
Ducky: I am afraid not. Nope nope... Cera tried to wake him, but failed, yes she did. Me and Spike don't know what to do... And Cera suddenly got missing, we don't know where she is and what she does. Hmm, we didn't find Petrie either...
Spike: Uh-huh.
Chomper: Ouh... I hate that I can't help my friend.
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LittleFoot: Can you guys keep it down
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(part 5)
Ruby: I wonder how to make Littlefoot fresh again...
*notices Cera*
Ruby: Oh, Cera! Here you are. You are here!
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Cera: Leave me alone. Let me... Let me just sleep.
Ruby: ...What happened?
Cera: You better not know.
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Cera: Guys Let's not let LittleFoot get any sleep tonight.
Gang: Okay sure that's fine
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(part 6)
Rainbowface#1: Poor little child...
Rainbowface#2: He grew a lot after these years I must say...
Rainbowface#1: Ah, you know what I mean! Anyway, young longneck experienced too much for his kind and his young age. Stupid political debates, insane fans, awful romantic relationships and absolute not-useful atmosphere and plot made their work.
Rainbowface #2: And that guy. How he calls himself? Film director?
Davis: Hickes!
Rainbowface #2: Yep.
Rainbowface #1: Sigh... Longneck's organism is dreadfully exhausted...
Rainbowface #2: We can't just sit... Sit? Lie? Float? Do what we do there, and not help him!
Rainbowface #1: Oh, just not start again... You know the rules. We can't interrupt.
Rainbowface #2: We can't. But that outsider creature can!
Rainbowface #1: Just not him... He will bring only more mess into it.
Rainbowface #2: I know his mind and methods are pretty messy, but...
Stranger: Hey! Stop talking like I'm not here, dear messengers of high mind... -_-
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LittleFoot an all of you guys stop talking
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If you don't want to let someone else to make last post, maybe you'll add some creative in your usual same posts? ;)
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(part 7)
*Littlefoot lies on the ground and blindly looks into the night*
Littlefoot: You won't leave me alone?
Stranger: No. Can I join?
Littlefoot: I don't care.
Stranger: Thank you.
*two keep silence for a while*
Stranger: You tired? Of everything?
Littlefoot: ...
Stranger: But you know, there're persons who worries about your present, and about your future. And your friends are one of them.
Littlefoot: ...
Stranger: And people, who dreams about future of yours. Even if there's almost no hope.
Littlefoot: ...
Stranger: And what happens now... Do you think it is the worst thing that can happen with you?
Littlefoot: ...
Streanger: Do you prefer to be forgotten?
Littlefoot: ...No.
Stranger: So what?
Littlefoot: I want to be there... When we stayed on the hill, in our home... All together.
Stranger: And stay in there forever? Without any move forward?
Littlefoot: I tired to move. I already went too deep. We all did. Leave us alone. I want to sleep.
Stranger: But your friends don't. They can see all mess that happens around all of you. But they enjoy their life, even if bigger part of it is awful mess.
Littlefoot: ...
Stranger: Just know that: your situation has no difference with normal usual life. Because life is the same. It is one giant darkness. Where we all should seek the light.
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LittleFoot: Man can't people see I'm trying to sleep
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Time to continue this crazy story! ^^
(part 8)
Petrie: You see, uncle Pterano? Littlefoot is off. Cera too. And it's Petrie's fault she is like this now. We don't know what to do. Can you help us, please?
Pterano: Of course! It is my duty: to help everyone!
Mama Flyer: *passing through* Just don't over-help. For this time.
Pterano: Don't even ask. I know what to do!
Petrie: Me believe in you, uncle! What should we do!
Pterano: I like your entusiasm, but hold there. I want you Petrie watch for your friend, while myself will fly to one old friend. You know him very well.
Petrie: Who? Where?
Pterano: Petrie, Petrie, patience is virtue. Go fly to your friends... *gives very quick look at sister to check she doesn't hear them* I will tell you when I return. Ok?
Petrie: Uh, ok. Petrie will not fail my friends anymore!
*Pterano flies away, passsing over two lying dinosaurs*
Stranger: Hmm, Pterano... I wonder where my friend go?..
Littlefoot: I don't care.