The birth of a glorious new age! (April Fools 2020)

Rhett · **on:** April 01, 2020, 01:10:16 AM

Welcome fellow Land Before Time fans to the dawning of a new era! For far too long the forum has showcased lesser dinosaurs - Littlefoot, Cera, Spike, Petrie, Littlefoot - and has neglecting to showcase the most awesome dinosaur of them all. Namely, me. Well, that changes now! I, Rhett, will now personally lead this forum into a grand new era that is not dragged down by the incompetence of former admins. From now on, myself and my trusted underling Taunt will guide this place to a new tomorrow!

Rejoice, my friends! For a new era begins now!

Taunt · **Reply #1 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:10:49 AM

Oh boy, a Rhettministrator! Now I get to find out what all of these neat admin buttons do!

Rhett · **Reply #2 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:14:03 AM

They are easy to figure out, Taunt! To start with I have locked that dumb topic about that useless sharptooth. That way at least people pay attention to the RIGHT thing! Now... Where do we start.

Mumbling · **Reply #3 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:17:00 AM

Hold on. You can't just do that, Rhett! We'll find a way to get this place back soon, just you wait.

Flathead770 · **Reply #4 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:30:00 AM

I for one welcome our new leader Rhett the Brave, Hero of the Herd, Scarerer of Sharpteeth!

May our lord lead us into untold prosperity!

Anagnos · **Reply #5 on:** April 01, 2020, 04:14:04 AM

I feel bad for any possible new members that had thought about joining at some point, then they see this fiasco and never join.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #6 on:** April 01, 2020, 04:37:24 AM

Quote from: Anagnos on April 01, 2020, 04:14:04 AM

I feel bad for any possible new members that had thought about joining at some point, then they see this fiasco and never join.

R.I.P forum traffic.

OwlsCantRead · **Reply #7 on:** April 01, 2020, 04:38:58 AM

Quote from: Anagnos on April 01, 2020, 04:14:04 AM

I feel bad for any possible new members that had thought about joining at some point, then they see this fiasco and never join.

Actions have consequences, Rhett.

Sneak · **Reply #8 on:** April 01, 2020, 05:12:43 AM

I have had enough!

Sharptooh! I call for you!

Vojeds · **Reply #9 on:** April 01, 2020, 05:52:09 AM

M'lord I have been faithful to your name and glory, I knew your power would soon overwhelm the admins and mods. Now I will keep worshiping your name and glory with my Rhett cult!

Ducky123 · **Reply #10 on:** April 01, 2020, 07:12:07 AM

!voteban Rhett

vonboy · **Reply #11 on:** April 01, 2020, 09:59:39 AM

A MUCH better idea than the Braincell Morgue!

Praise Rhett!

RainbowFaceProtege · **Reply #12 on:** April 01, 2020, 11:20:14 AM

Hmm...this is awkward...I don't really have any Rhett fanart for...some reason...

~~because he's a boring, generic liar/jerk~~

RainbowFaceProtege · **Reply #13 on:** April 01, 2020, 11:21:26 AM

Quote from: Anagnos on April 01, 2020, 04:14:04 AM

I feel bad for any possible new members that had thought about joining at some point, then they see this fiasco and never join.

I think anyone who ventures onto the internet today probably knows what they're about to get into.

OwlsCantRead · **Reply #14 on:** April 01, 2020, 11:23:02 AM

Quote from: RainbowFaceProtege on April 01, 2020, 11:20:14 AM

~~because he's a boring, generic liar/jerk~~

Well said. Down with Rhett.

Enchanted-Valley96 · **Reply #15 on:** April 01, 2020, 11:27:39 AM

I'd prefer Chomper as a Dino God than Rhett.

Flathead770 · **Reply #16 on:** April 01, 2020, 11:47:29 AM

You all will soon regrhett those words. Prepare for rhettribution!

Anagnos · **Reply #17 on:** April 01, 2020, 12:11:34 PM

Quote from: Flathead770 on April 01, 2020, 11:47:29 AM

You all will soon regrhett those words. Prepare for rhettribution!

I don't regret them now and I sure as hell won't regret them down the road either.

DiddyKF1 · **Reply #18 on:** April 01, 2020, 12:33:39 PM

This is all-out corruption!

Madness! Outrage! Scandal!

Anagnos · **Reply #19 on:** April 01, 2020, 12:34:50 PM

Quote from: DiddyKF1 on April 01, 2020, 12:33:39 PM

This is all-out corruption! Madness! Outrage! Scandal!

I couldn't agree more.