Chuck Norris Rumour Game

Littlefoot1616 · **on:** December 29, 2008, 07:24:03 AM

Hey Gang!

Probably million of versions of this game but thought we'd go with an all action hero we all know. Basic gist of the game is, someone sets up a scenario regarding Chuck Norris and the next poster along has to finish the rumour of how he did it whilst boasting his awesomeness.

Example:
Poster 1: Did ya hear about Chuck Norris and the phonebooks?
Poster 2: Yeah, he ripped 20 of them in half using only his pinkies!

Ya get the idea...I'll kick start it...

"I heard Chuck Norris once rescued a little girl's cat from a tree..."

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #1 on:** December 29, 2008, 08:03:56 AM

He did by karate chopping the branch after weightlessly jumping from one branch to the next without stopping. The frazzled feline was relatively unhurt.

"I heard he took out the boogeyman..."

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #2 on:** December 29, 2008, 12:54:07 PM

With only his stare.

Did you hear what Chuck Norris did to that guy who asked whether his real name was "Charles?"

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #3 on:** December 29, 2008, 04:48:05 PM

he gave him such an evil glare that he melted into a puddle

Did ya hear when he flew that damaged plane over the Atlantic Ocean?

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #4 on:** December 29, 2008, 06:55:23 PM

He did with the power of his mind.

"I heard he once bit a bullet..."

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #5 on:** December 29, 2008, 06:57:27 PM

Then he spit the bullet back at the guy who fired it.

did ya hear about the tank that broke down Chuck's fence?

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #6 on:** December 29, 2008, 07:04:32 PM

(Sorry to reply twice in a row, but I can't resist this one.)

Chuck ripped it open and made the guy inside repair his fence.

"I heard the Grim Reaper is too afraid to come for him..."

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #7 on:** December 29, 2008, 07:38:51 PM

coz Death's scythe could barely shave the hair on Chuck's chin let alone kill him

I heard Chuck Norris defeated an entire guerrilla army

aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) · **Reply #8 on:** December 29, 2008, 10:37:34 PM

...three years before he was even born.

Chuck Norris doesn't use nail clippers...

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #9 on:** December 30, 2008, 12:52:03 AM

'Cuz he was born with the fingernail length he's always had

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I heard Chuck Norris was plowed over by a semi...

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #10 on:** December 31, 2008, 09:00:03 PM

But only the semi-driver needed medical attention, so Norris rushed him to hospital, on foot, in less than ten minutes, and for over 50 miles.

"I once heard Norris was caught up in a bank hold-up..."

aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) · **Reply #11 on:** January 01, 2009, 04:33:36 PM

...and the burglars have never been the same since.

If you give Chuck Norris a cookie...

Serris · **Reply #12 on:** January 01, 2009, 04:47:29 PM

He'll give it back to you and proceed to eat a brake disc from a semi.

I heard Chuck Norris once sent the land speed record...

action9000 · **Reply #13 on:** January 01, 2009, 05:29:01 PM

peddling his bed along with his feet.

I watched Chuck build a snowman the other day...

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #14 on:** January 02, 2009, 12:41:02 AM

Only to smash it by tapping it on the head with his pinky

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I heard Chuck Norris had to get a root canal...

Serris · **Reply #15 on:** January 02, 2009, 02:43:31 AM

and the dentists had to find a jackhammer.

I heard Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #16 on:** January 03, 2009, 09:23:09 AM

stirring his coffee with his toes

I heard Chuck Norris learned how to fly

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #17 on:** January 03, 2009, 10:08:45 AM

Long before the Wright Brothers figured it out.

I heard Billy Blanks challenged Chuck Norris to a fight...

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #18 on:** January 04, 2009, 01:36:58 AM

and lost just by Chuck blinking.

I heard Chuck Norris once stopped time.

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #19 on:** January 10, 2009, 12:55:39 AM

By simply breaking the hands of time

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I heard Chuck Norris competed in a watermelon seed spitting contest...