Chuck Norris Rumour Game

action9000 · **Reply #20 on:** January 10, 2009, 02:23:56 AM

He took a bite of the sun, crunched it down to the size of a watermelon seed and spat it around the world, burning the rear ends of all his competitors.

What happened that time when Chuck Norris met Jackie Chan?

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #21 on:** January 11, 2009, 12:43:43 AM

He shanghai'd Chan so bad he has nighmares about Chuck meeting him again

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I heard Chuck Norris met Godzilla...

Chomper · **Reply #22 on:** January 11, 2009, 12:50:48 AM

and that is why godzilla was such a whimp in the 1999 movie.

I heard Chuck got bit by a rattlesnake...

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #23 on:** January 11, 2009, 12:52:25 AM

And he survived by biting off the rattlesnake's head

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I heard Chuck Norris forgot how to put his boxers on...

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #24 on:** January 12, 2009, 07:55:53 AM

he's not called a "commando" for no reason ya know!

I heard Chuck Norris planted an entire orchard of apple trees

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #25 on:** February 05, 2009, 09:52:16 PM

...and grew all the trees with one drop of sweat :blink:.

I heard King Midas gave Chuck Norris his golden touch...