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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 23, 2020, 12:12:52 PM

Title: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 23, 2020, 12:12:52 PM
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Free Wings started a Fast Biter Stampede!
Title: Re: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: Sneak on March 23, 2020, 01:34:53 PM
Chomper invited too many friends from Mysterious Beyond on his Star Day Cleebration...
Title: Re: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 23, 2020, 04:03:17 PM
The Fast Biters heard a Petrie-Fil-A opened.
Title: Re: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 24, 2020, 12:07:56 AM
Alternate way that Littlefoot’s mother dies — through a Sharpteeth stampede. :opetrie
Title: Re: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 24, 2020, 09:56:48 AM
Faster Biters: It’s my party and I’ll claw if I want to! Claw if I want to! You would claw too if it happened to you! 🎵
Title: Re: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: Anagnos on March 29, 2020, 07:16:45 AM
This is what Black Friday looks in the Land Before Time universe for sharpteeth. Stampede for the best pickings. :evilsmile
Title: Re: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 29, 2020, 01:39:14 PM
Littlefoot hangs on branch in middle of this Fast Biter Stampede, Bron drops doen and smushes many of them ysing his longneck to retrieve his son. I guess no repeat of Mufasa. :lol
Title: Re: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: Anagnos on March 30, 2020, 06:23:09 AM
Littlefoot hangs on branch in middle of this Fast Biter Stampede, Bron drops doen and smushes many of them ysing his longneck to retrieve his son. I guess no repeat of Mufasa. :lol

Poor sharpteeth. They're only doing what nature intended. :D
Title: Re: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 30, 2020, 02:26:16 PM
Half of burgers at Whataburger.

STAMPEDE!
Title: Re: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: Anagnos on March 31, 2020, 04:37:57 AM
Half of burgers at Whataburger.

STAMPEDE!

Is that what they enjoy to eat nowadays? :evilsmile
Title: Re: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 31, 2020, 10:58:37 AM
Half of burgers at Whataburger.

STAMPEDE!

Is that what they enjoy to eat nowadays? :evilsmile

Not really.

Announcement: Wal-mart has hand sanitizer back in bulk.

STAMPEDE!
Title: Re: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: Anagnos on March 31, 2020, 11:20:48 AM
Well, hand sanitizer is important right now. No one can deny that, it's just dumb when people hoard it.
Title: Re: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 31, 2020, 11:41:49 AM
Hometown Buffett is doing two for one!

STAMPEDE!
Title: Re: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 31, 2020, 10:50:05 PM
Mr. Beast opens a store where everything is free.

Everyone within a 10 mile radius:
Title: Re: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 31, 2020, 11:36:47 PM
50% of Raptor Jeans

STAMPEDE!
Title: Re: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: Anagnos on April 01, 2020, 04:05:36 AM
50% of Raptor Jeans

STAMPEDE!

Jeans on raptors? They don't need clothes. They practically run around naked all day. :wise
Title: Re: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: ImpracticalDino on April 01, 2020, 03:40:52 PM
Hmm...I thought there'd be an actual Sharpteeth Party on this forum after the portal opened. :thinking
Title: Re: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on April 01, 2020, 04:02:45 PM
Chick-Fil-A is giving away free samples!

STAMPEDE!
Title: Re: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: Anagnos on April 02, 2020, 01:19:48 AM
Hmm...I thought there'd be an actual Sharpteeth Party on this forum after the portal opened. :thinking

We can deal with one. Imagine how bad it would be if there were that many. :olittlefoot
Title: Re: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on April 02, 2020, 01:56:50 AM
Hmm...I thought there'd be an actual Sharpteeth Party on this forum after the portal opened. :thinking

We can deal with one. Imagine how bad it would be if there were that many. :olittlefoot


A day is coming when we Sharpteeth will be as numeripis as sands of the sea. :bestsharptooth
Title: Re: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: Anagnos on April 02, 2020, 03:21:03 AM
Over my dead body. :PCera
Title: Re: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on April 02, 2020, 04:33:18 AM
Over my dead body. :PCera

I’m sorry you feel that way..

The Fate of All who resist Sharptooth Supremecy:

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Title: Re: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: Anagnos on April 03, 2020, 03:31:57 AM
But I'll always be there, even when you can't see me. :chompysmile
Title: Re: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on April 03, 2020, 07:31:53 AM
But I'll always be there, even when you can't see me. :chompysmile

Touché 
Title: Re: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: HotelValleyfornia on April 01, 2022, 05:18:03 PM
There's only one "Look at Me" dress left at the Khaki Barn.

STAMPEDE!
Title: Re: Sharpteeth Party
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on April 03, 2022, 02:18:04 PM
We are Fast Biters, we will will add your cold cuts to our own, resistance is futile.