The bad news is that humans are not, either. Dragons were. (Wait, that would be good news, since that would mean dragons are real). So you know what, dragons weren't the dominant species. Amoeba were.
The good news is that I have never seen "Batman and Robin."
(I'm breaking the rules here, just because I had a funny response to this type of "good news" comment.)
The bad news is that I have to watch The Star Wars Holiday Special and Titanic - The Animated Musical AT THE SAME TIME!!
The good news is that after I watch these movies, Santa Christ came and wiped these movies from existence.