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Random Role Play / Adventures In ToonWorld
« on: September 19, 2010, 12:35:36 AM »
The little orange dragon blushed a shade of red. He rarely got called "cute", and jsut being called as such tingled his tummy. 'I... um, I like to invent things,' Incendia said, struggling to get the word out of his mouth.

'That's a good idea,' Glacia said, reffering to the idea of dragons sticking together. 'Us dragons are quite scary when in group, even if we are of slightly different species... I would never turn down the chance to stick close to other dragons. Wait... what did you just say, brother?'

'I like to invent things!'

'Oh no,' Glacia shook her head. 'Not this again.'

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Finished RP's / Insane Cafe 3: The Curse of the Haunted Hotel
« on: September 19, 2010, 12:24:27 AM »
'Yes,' Glacia began, following the others, 'that is my brother... as much as I like to think otherwise.'

Incendia meanwhile, paused for thought. 'Wow,' he finally said, 'all the dragons around here are bigger than me. How come you all don't have feathers?' He asked Cinder. 'I have feathers, look!' He pulled one out of his wing, a fluffy orange thing that floated gently in the air when he let go of it. 'I wish I could do that more often, but my sis says it's bad for my plumage... whatever that means.'

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Random Role Play / Adventures In ToonWorld
« on: September 19, 2010, 12:17:01 AM »
'That would be almost never,' Glacia replied. 'We live... well, used to live... out in a desert on our home planet. We would get the occasional visitor, but us dragons are very rare out on the Borderland (our homeland). Last time we saw a female dragon, Incendia fainted.'

'What do I do, what do I do?' Incendia said nervously, tugging at his sisters shoudler.

'How about what you usually can't stop doing?' She replied, to which Incendia just stared with confusion written on his face. 'Talk,' Glacia continued.

'Oh right. Hello, I'm talking now.'

Glacia rolled her eyes. 'Preferable to Dulcy and not me.' She pushed her brother so that he spun around to face Dulcy.

Incendia cleared his thoat... again. 'Uh... nice weather?'

'A decent start,' Glacia said, somewhat honestly.

Incendia lifted up his lemonade. 'Would you like a drink?' He said to the femal dragon.

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Finished RP's / Insane Cafe 3: The Curse of the Haunted Hotel
« on: September 19, 2010, 12:00:41 AM »
'I figured as much, being a wizard and all,' Glacia said with a hint of a sigh. 'I'll make sure he doesn't do anything stupid.'

She turned away and grumbled to herself. But you don't have to put up with him all bloody day, Stripetail, she thought.

She clapped her hands, getting the attention of her brother. 'Right, Incendia... we have work to do.'

'Making pancakes?'

'No.'

'Making lego?'

'No.'

'Making... uh... pancakes?'

'You already said that.'

'Oh.' He paused for though, gears in his head slowly grinding. 'Making war?'

'For once you are right on the money. You have a job to do, and I pray you will do it without too much stupidity.'

'Aye aye, captain pants!'

'I'm not even wearing... gah! Nevermind. Let's go.'

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Random Role Play / Adventures In ToonWorld
« on: September 18, 2010, 11:54:05 PM »
'I'm Glacia,' she replied, extending her hand. 'And this... this is my younger brother, Incendia.'

'Howdy, I'm a dragon too!'

Glacia rolled her eyes. 'What did you say earlier anyway?'

'I... don't know?'

'Typical,' Glacia grumbled. 'Five second memory. Uh... what's wrong?' She looked to her brother, who had gone a little red on the cheeks.

'A girl dragon,' Incendia coughed. 'Girl dragon.'

'Oh, right.' Glacia eyed Dulcy. 'He's not good around female dragons, except me... but I'm his sister go figure.'

Incendia straightened himself out, and cleared his throat. 'Hello... I'm... Incendia, how do you do? I'm also a dragon... I have wings! Um... nice rack, by the way.'

Glacia's mouth fell open, and she slapped her forehead. 'What a charmer.'

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Finished RP's / Insane Cafe 3: The Curse of the Haunted Hotel
« on: September 18, 2010, 11:43:29 PM »
'He's finished, trust me,' Glacia said. 'He won't stop eating sometimes if you don't pull him away.'

'I'm still huuuungry,' Incendia grumbled.

'You can have some ice cream later, if you're good... okay?'

Incendia immediently stopped struggling. 'Yes sir, captain pants!'

Glacia looked up to Stripetail. 'I can't fly, given I have no wings. However, I would advise that if my brother is to go out without me that he be supervised.' She looked over to him, Incendia now having taken an interest in Agumon, poking him. Glacia leant in to Stripetail, 'he's not all there in the head, you might have noticed,' she said. 'If he has his way, though, he can be very powerful. He's completely immune to fire, and can breathe a breath hot enough to melt through heat resistant metal.'

'Hello, you're funny,' Incendia said to Agumon, continuing to poke him. 'Can I poke you.'

Glacia sighed. 'I will take full responcibility for his actions. Though, i believe I may have already mentioned that. I promise you though, he will not let anyone come to harm.'

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Random Role Play / Adventures In ToonWorld
« on: September 18, 2010, 11:31:46 PM »
'Yeah, you really don't want to know,' Glacia replied to the vendor.

She found her brother easily. How hard could it really be to spot an orange feathery dragon running around pretending he's an airplane? 'Kneeeeeoooow,' he shouted with arms spread out. 'Hey sis, guess what I am!'

'A Focke-Wulf Fw 190?'

Incendia stopped, and just stared with eyes wide open. 'How did you-'

'Just a hunch,' she replied, shoving a drink and pie into his hands. 'Eat, it keeps your mouth from talking.'

'Thanks,' Incendia said, before stuffing the pie into his mouth with one bite. 'Shrw, whrn drr r grt trr hrve r grr?'

'You're not supposed to talk with your mouth full,' Glacia groaned in reply.

'Rr, srrry?'

Glacia rolled her eyes, and then pointed into the distance. 'hey, what's that?'

Incendia swallowed his pie, and looked out into the beyond. 'Oooh, what, where?' He said curiously.

WHACK.

Glacia had put her newly aquired wooden object to good use.


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Finished RP's / Insane Cafe 3: The Curse of the Haunted Hotel
« on: September 18, 2010, 11:02:53 PM »
'I haven't finished breakfast!' Incendia cried, shortly before recieving a frying pan to the back of the head.

Glacia stood behind the fallen orange dragon, dented frying pan in hand. 'Glacia reporting for duty... it's about time we dragons made ourselves useful to your cause, Stripetail.'

'Ow... my head,' Incendia groaned, rubbing a small sore bump with his right hand, the other picking himself off the ground.

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Random Role Play / Adventures In ToonWorld
« on: September 18, 2010, 10:59:59 PM »
Glacia knew her brother loved pie. If it looked anything like a pie, he would eat it... no matter the flavour or animal that was processed. 'One pie, and some drinks. Shaken, not stirred. On the rocks, and one of those curly straws too, please. Also, a wooden board with some nails in it. Ah, and while we're at it, a score card.'

Might as well keep score, she thought to herself with an evil chuckle.

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Random Role Play / Adventures In ToonWorld
« on: September 18, 2010, 10:48:50 PM »
As Glacia exited the stadium, she was struck by a flying blue towel. As it lay upon her head, covering the whole thing, she let out a muffled groan. 'Hello to you to, brother.'

'Here's a towel!' Incendia replied, a little too late. 'I can't believe you lost. You never lose anything!'

Glacia removed the towel, and brushed her forehead slightly with it. 'I guess I can't be good at everything.'

'Says my sister, who defeated the Great Devourer of the Black Canyons.'

'That was a snail, Incendia.'

'Was it? 'Twas a very big one, I remember.'

'You were hiding in a fridge, I seem to recall. Strange how that was possible in the middle of a desert.'

'I was hot, and I wanted a lemon.'

'Lemonade?'

'No, just a lemon.'

Glacia groaned once again. 'No, I mean... do you want some lemonade? There's a stand just over there.' She pointed across the stadium, where the hotdog guy had quickly painted over his "hotdogs!" sign to read "Lemonade!"

'Ooh, yes please. Can I also have some ice cream?'

'There is no ice cream.'

'There is no spoon?! Oh no!' Incendia ran about, arms in the air. 'There is no spoon! There is NO SPOO- oh hey look, a penny!' Incendia reached down, and picked up a bottlecap.

Glacia wondered if the lemonade stand also sold large, blunt objects. For hitting annoying brothers, of course.

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Random Role Play / Adventures In ToonWorld
« on: September 17, 2010, 09:04:25 AM »
It looked like Glacia would win the match, cleaning up her serve with a surprising amount of skill (or was it luck? She would wonder later), as opposed to her previous serves which had all gone poorly for the plucky blue dragon.

Then Cindy bear destroyed her in the next set. Whether it was some sort of reversal of fate, or more likely... Glacia was letting victory get to her head, it did not matter. Such was her cockiness that she lost two games in a row to Cindy bear.

'I uh... let you have that,' Glacia said to her opponent. 'You needed the victory more than I did. Not that I was going to let you win too easily,' she added.

In all honesty, she was more worried about what her brother would have to say. She wouldn't hear the end of it, that was for certain.

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Role Play Discussion / ToonWorld Roleplay
« on: September 17, 2010, 05:40:11 AM »
I second Australia.

We have a lot of... ... rocks!

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Random Role Play / Adventures In ToonWorld
« on: September 16, 2010, 01:34:07 AM »
Glacia returned the serve with ease, playing a more relaxed game than previous. It helped that her opponent wasn't mouthing off to her and grumbling over every other dropped ball.

In fact, it seemed to improve her playing style. This was not to say that she became some sort of tennis god, far from it. A pattern emerged in which every serve from Cindy Bear was won in Glacia's favour... but every serve Glacia made was taken by Cindy. This pattern rattled the little blue dragon's calm, something of which Glacia could be said to have little of.

It didn't help that her brother, Incendia, the ever present orange dragon that he was, stood just by the side of the court... trying in vain to prove even remotely useful at picking up stray balls... even when they hit him in the face. It was about halfway through the first set that he got bored and wandered off. This proved hardly distracting to the game though, for another... more experienced... ball boy quickly replaced Incendia.

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Random Role Play / Adventures In ToonWorld
« on: September 14, 2010, 09:31:39 AM »
Glacia took Cindy's hand and shook it firmly. 'Good luck to you to. You'll doubt be more sensible than the last... er... animal I played against (that being Muttley), so this should prove to be an interesting and hopefully more competitive game.'

With pleasantries exchanged, Glacia turned to her side of the court. Her brother, Incendia waited patiently (which was a little shocking for someone like him), leaning against the wall... and trying to look mildly important by brushing his fingernails against his chest.

Glacia went to open her mouth, but her brother answered instantly. 'I'm a ball boy!' He cried out, instantly ruining any coolness he might have had at that moment.

'Oh joy,' Glacia replied, desperately trying to force her enthusiasm. 'Just one question, though. Do you know what they even do?'

Incendia paused for thought, then shook his head. 'Nope! Do you?'

Glacia raised a finger. 'Yes... er... no. No I don't, actually.'

'I think it has to do with those silly green bouncy things.'

'You mean the tennis balls?'

Incendia clicked his fingers. 'That's what they are, yes! But yeah... I think I gotta pick em up and throw them at you or something. I think that's what I gotta do. I don't really know, though.' He scratched his head. 'Maybe it has something to do with my-'

'Good heavens, no!' Glacia quickly interrupted.

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Role Play Discussion / ToonWorld Roleplay
« on: September 14, 2010, 12:15:19 AM »
He he, it's okay. Glacia is only mildly offended :lol

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Random Role Play / Adventures In ToonWorld
« on: September 14, 2010, 12:14:15 AM »
Glacia for her part had to scream just a little when she found out it was she who was playing... not her brother. 'They got me confused again!? How on earth can they do that? I'm blue, he's orange... how hard can it be?'

Incendia approached his sister with a proper tennis raquet in his hand, baseball bat having been removed from him (for good reason, one could say). 'Well, you are a bit tomboyish,' he said. 'Maybe they confused you for a male?'

Glacia looked at her brother with mouth open.

He continued. 'Say, which way are you supposed to hold these things?' He twirled the raquet back and forth, blissfully unaware that both sides of a tennis raquet were the same.

'Give me that!' Glacia shouted, snatching the raquet from her brother and stomping off in a cloud of bitterness.

Incendia let out an offended cry. 'You stole my cricket bat! Give it back!' And thus, he chased after her.

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Silver Screen / Worst Ways to Die in Movies
« on: September 14, 2010, 12:06:27 AM »
Quote from: MrDrake,Sep 13 2010 on  10:53 PM
Being headbutted and exploding into coins.

Then again, any death where you explode into coins could possibly count :lol

"I am Mathew Pattel! Ramona's first evil Ex-Boyfriend!"
"Oh hey, coins!'

Pretty much every single evil ex died in a hilarious way, though. My personal favourite has to be the second, what with the longest grind in history... then KABOOM. 2000 points!

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Random Role Play / Adventures In ToonWorld
« on: September 14, 2010, 12:01:39 AM »
Glacia sat in the stadium on a chair far in the back row, away from all the noise and racket happening on the field below. It was here that she could read the local newspaper in peace, less out of interest and more out of learning on what this world had to offer. The front page read "Local pianist leaves, say he'll be Bach though."

Subtle, she thought to herself.

'Pickles!' Shouted Incendia from behind her. The paper flew from her hands and high into the air. Every hair on Glacia's back stood on end.

She turned around to face her brother, just as the newspaper floated neatly onto her head, making for a lovely hat. 'I though I told you to never do that...'

'Oh,' Incendia said, picking at his teeth. 'Sorry?'

Glacia could only roll her eyes. 'Now that you have disturbed my peace... again, you might as well tell me how your match is going.'

Incendia stared. 'What match?'

'You know, the one you're supposed to be in. Against Cindy Bear, I heard.'

Her brother continued to stare. 'Connect four?'

'Tennis.'

'I'm playing tennis? Ooh, neato!' He paused for a quick moment of though, gears in his head churning. 'Um... when?'

Glacia checked. 'In ten minutes or so.'

'Oh my gosh!' Incendia leapt from behind and over Glacia, running down the stadium with hands flailing in the air. 'I'm late... I'm late! My bat! Where's my cricket bat!?'

Glacia chuckled to herself. 'He is so totally not going to win.' She picked the newspaper off her head and continued to read.

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LBT Projects / I'll be doing Let's Play for LBT Games
« on: September 13, 2010, 11:42:32 PM »
The LBT games are in need of a good let's play. Bring it on :smile

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Role Play Discussion / ToonWorld Roleplay
« on: September 13, 2010, 11:39:37 PM »
Yeah, I do need a bit of an update on what's going on so far.

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