Funny Video Game Quotes

The Chronicler · **on:** April 20, 2017, 08:30:16 PM

I'm pretty sure I remember seeing a topic on this subject before, but I just can't seem to find it...

Anyway, this topic is for sharing quotes and bits of dialogue from all kinds of video games that you found to be quite funny.

I'll start off with a few from The LEGO Movie Videogame.

(after a narrow ledge over a large fire is built)
Emmet: Great, an incredibly thin ledge. That seems safe.
Vitruvius: I can't see anything dangerous about it.
Emmet: You can't see anything, period! You're blind!
(Vitruvius begins walking across the ledge)
Vitruvius: Why is it so hot up here? Am I above a fire?
Emmet: No... it's just a really sunny day... Keep going.

(after a narrow beam is built between the rooftops of two tall buildings)
Vitruvius: I'll cross over the beam. It's not like it's very high off the ground.
Emmet: Uh, sure. Let's assume that's true.
(Vitruvius begins walking across the beam, while enemy rockets are flying by all around)
Vitruvius: What's that whistling past me?
Emmet: Just birds. Just... exploding birds.

(Vitruvius begins walking across a narrow ledge while rockets are flying by and exploding all around him)
Vitruvius: I'm going to walk along this perfectly safe, extremely sturdy ledge.
Emmet: Okay, now he's just being sarcastic. He can actually see, can't he?

(Vitruvius begins walking along a narrow ledge over some flaming wreckage that no one else wants to cross)
Vitruvius: I'll go. It's just a ledge. It's not like it's directly over a massive pile of flaming wreckage!
Batman: Does anyone else think he's faking the blindness?

(Vitruvius opens a secret door inside the sinking submarine)
Benny: You built a secret door into your part of the submarine?
Vitruvius: Secret doors are cool.

(That last one is my personal favorite from the entire game.)

Justin1993 · **Reply #1 on:** April 20, 2017, 11:38:30 PM

Dino Crisis
(Main character Regina walks towards her partner Gail and it is revealed he is checking a dead body; the music swells in intensity as she walks towards the body)
Regina: (casually) That's disgusting.

I can't think of any other at the moment but that scene came to mind when reading the title. The music builds to this intensity that makes you think the reaction will be something like "Oh my god!" but Regina is just so casual in her delivery.

Sneak · **Reply #2 on:** April 21, 2017, 04:05:55 AM

Resident Evil Code: Veronica

(In the world, where zombies, tears, and death are everywhere, suddenly, Alfred appeared, dressed in woman dress, looked at his reflection and run away from room, screaming)
Steve: Wait a second... what just happened?

ADFan185 · **Reply #3 on:** April 21, 2017, 02:52:05 PM

The funny quote I saw was when toad in Mario RPG: Legend Of The Seven Stars said Mario a lot of people use something called a door to go in and out of houses

Sovereign · **Reply #4 on:** April 22, 2017, 12:32:53 PM

Dragon Age: Origins:

Morrigan: We have come on... Chantry business.

Gusrd: Andraste's arse, you have. You're no priest.

CybertronianBrony · **Reply #5 on:** April 22, 2017, 07:53:21 PM

Fatal Fury Special for the Neo Geo, Arcade:

When you play through the game, you'll encounter Geese Howard, the semi final boss.

His pre battle dialouge is, "The immortal Geese is about to show to a very hot place, indeed."

But when playing through the game as Terry Bogard or Andy Bogard, he uses a different pre battle dialouge specifically made for Terry and Andy and it is even better. He says the best word I have ever heard from him.

"Die like your father, you pinheaded son of an icecream maker!"

Best. Insult. Ever.

ADFan185 · **Reply #6 on:** April 23, 2017, 05:57:30 AM

CONGLATURATION!!! YOU HAVE COMPLETED A GREAT GAME. AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE. NOW GO REST OUR HEROES!" (Ghostbusters)

The Chronicler · **Reply #7 on:** February 21, 2020, 12:30:07 AM

Having recently finished Lego City Undercover, I found that game to have no shortage of funny quotes. The dialogue from the main story has plenty of them, but I'd like to mention some more obscure quotes. Specifically, some of the things that all the civilians will randomly say as they wander around the city. (These are just the ones I can remember off the top of my head. Believe me, there's a lot more the civilians of Lego City will say all the time.)

Male Civilian:
- "Today is the first day of the rest of my life! And one of these days, that's gonna be true."
- "Half day holiday! Yes! Are there three more beautiful words in the English language?"
- "Oh boy, I should not have eaten that whole box of donuts. This is going to be a loooooong day!"
- Aw man, she put pickle in my sandwich again! I hate pickles! She knows I hate pickles! Oh, I suppose I could just take the pickle out myself. It's much easier than making my own lunch."
- "I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I DIDN'T GET THAT JOB AT THE LIBRARY!!"

Female Civilian:
- "I'm shocked that my boss actually did that! With that raise, I think I make more than him now!"
- "My phone! I didn't bring my-! Oh, here it is. It's in my pocket."
- "Why did I have to choose a diet that stops me eating chocolate?"
- "Did I pay the water bill? I think I forgot to pay the water bill!"

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #8 on:** March 08, 2020, 11:18:20 AM

Halo: Combat Evolved
*Masterchief, SPARTAN II Cyborg Soldier sticks Uggoy (Grunt) with plasma grenade*
Grunt: Ahhhh! Not again!

Anagnos · **Reply #9 on:** March 08, 2020, 12:58:33 PM

Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on March 08, 2020, 11:18:20 AM

Halo: Combat Evolved
*Masterchief, SPARTAN II Cyborg Soldier sticks Uggoy (Grunt) with plasma grenade*
Grunt: Ahhhh! Not again!

I see someone mention Halo, that person is deserving of applause.

Sgt. Avery Johnson: ''Oh, I know what the ladies like.''

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #10 on:** March 08, 2020, 01:16:25 PM

Quote from: Anagnos on March 08, 2020, 12:58:33 PM

Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on March 08, 2020, 11:18:20 AM
Halo: Combat Evolved
*Masterchief, SPARTAN II Cyborg Soldier sticks Uggoy (Grunt) with plasma grenade*
Grunt: Ahhhh! Not again!

I see someone mention Halo, that person is deserving of applause.

Sgt. Avery Johnson: ''Oh, I know what the ladies like.''

Hahaha! Johnson is awesome.

—————

Halo 3: ODST

Dutch: As the Good Book says! Payback is a b**ch!

Mickey: Dutch, I don’t think that’s in there.

Dutch: I’m paraphrasing!

Anagnos · **Reply #11 on:** March 09, 2020, 10:26:10 AM

It's a shame it's going to take a while for 343 to release ODST on the PC version. Right now, they only have Reach and Combat Evolved. There are some very memorable lines down the road, but we'll get there one day.

---

343 Guilty Spark: ''A construct? In the core? That is absolutely unacceptable!''
Cortana: ''Sod off!''

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #12 on:** March 09, 2020, 12:40:20 PM

Halo 3: ODST
———————

*After Dutch flies off a cliff and crashss a Warthog all terrain vehical*

Dutch: Uh Lord? I didn’t train to be a pilot. Tell me I don’t have anymore flying to do today.

*Plane crashes next to Dutch*

Dutch: So was that a yes or no?

*Warthog explodes*

Dutch: Amen

Enchanted-Valley96 · **Reply #13 on:** March 30, 2020, 03:56:21 PM

Zero Wing - English dub

All your base are belong to us!

Sneak · **Reply #14 on:** March 30, 2020, 04:01:31 PM

the whole Warchraft 3 unit special dialogues XD

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #15 on:** May 25, 2020, 02:34:23 AM

Krystal: But... Then where did Pigma go?
Panther: Whew! Ah. The lovely Krystal. Words do you no justice. I am Panther Caroso. Here's to us. (purring)
Falco: What? Who's this idiot?
Panther: Quiet, bird.
Falco: What was that?!?
Krystal: Forget him. Look, just tell us where Pigma is!
Panther: How can I resist this beauty? I believe the com record will point you toward Fichina...
Wolf: You talk too much... Panther! Leon! Let's go! Remember this Fox, Star Wolf will take you down on.

-Star Fox: Assault

Anagnos · **Reply #16 on:** May 25, 2020, 03:59:12 AM

Halo 3, on the level Crow's Nest. A weird conversation between two marines.

"Let me in!"

"What's the password?"

"Password?"

"You might be the enemy!"

"But I'm not."

"You might be captured and being held hostage!"

"Let me in, please!"

"No."

"I'm not a Brute. I promise."

"Tell that to your Brute buddies."

"Do I sound like a Brute?!"

*silence*

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #17 on:** May 25, 2020, 05:49:14 AM

Fox: Looks like almost all the aparoids have been wiped out.
Krystal: Sauria should be safe for a long time to come.
Tricky:Foxxxxxxsssss!!!
Fox: Tri---
Tricky: Fox! Krystal! I knew you'd come! Thank you so much!
Fox: Tricky... So heavy... Ouch...
Tricky: So Fox... You're here to fight 'em right? Well, I'm going with ya!
Fox: Uhm... I appreciate it, but you're needed here, old pal. Besides, I'm leaving Sauria in your care! Remember, you're the leader here now, Tricky!
Tricky: ...OK! Mm! I'll do it! Yeah, yeah! I'll take care of things here so you two can come back on your honeymoon!
Fox: What! What're you nuts?!? We aren't... We're not yet!... Uh...
Tricky: Not yet?
Fox: Uh... I mean... I mean... This isn't a conversation for children!
Tricky: You said you weren't gonna treat me like a kid anymore!
Fox: Then stop acting like one!
Tricky: You're just mad 'cause you don't want to talk about it!
Krystal: All right, that's enough boys!

-Star Fox: Assault (2005)

Anagnos · **Reply #18 on:** May 25, 2020, 09:25:28 AM

A great line by the legendary Sergeant Major Avery Johnson.

''Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?"

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #19 on:** May 25, 2020, 10:27:15 AM

“He’s Everywhere!”
-Grunt, Halo CE