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Bad Puns Game

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Make a bad pun.  It's all you have to do!  The worse the better! :)

Here we go!  I'll start!

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Your turn! :)


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I have a pun; I find it rather funny.

We are going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.


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What's brown and sticky? A stick. :unsure:


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Please sit your tush on the couch. The seat is delicate, so be careful not to let it rip in the process.


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Uh-oh! I hit a wrong note on my trumpet! I sure hope I'm not in treble...


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Drinking Metamucil really gets the potty started.

(I really like this one; yes, a poop pun)


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Two peanuts are walking down the street, one was a salted.
XDD
"Not all who wander are lost"
J. R. R. Tolkein