The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Party Room => Topic started by: pokeplayer984 on October 06, 2009, 01:40:16 AM

Title: News Headlines for Ask the Characters
Post by: pokeplayer984 on October 06, 2009, 01:40:16 AM

We have asked many questions to the LBT Characters. (Found here (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=4999).) We have also promised to keep confidentiality to their answers to such questions.

However, let's just say that, despite our best efforts, the information spread to a tabloid newspaper.  What would the headline be in the newspaper once the "story" was printed?

In this topic, pick any combination of question and answer within the topic given and put in the headline for said Q&A.

I'll start to give you guys a basic idea.

Question: Chomper, what's your favorite food?

Answer: Littlefoot stew......but don't tell Littlefoot I said that!

Headline:

Befriended Sharptooth Said to Turn on Longneck Father




Remember, they don't have to look professional. :D

Post away!

Title: News Headlines for Ask the Characters
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on October 06, 2009, 02:21:59 AM

Reporter: Mr. Clubtail, what is your favorite thing in the whole entire world?
Mr. Clubtail: My bopper!
Reporter: Excuse me, did you say, "bop her?"
Mr. Clubtail: Yep! Wait...wait no I said...

Headline:

Respectable Great Valley Inhabitant Enjoys Beating His Wife

Title: News Headlines for Ask the Characters
Post by: Belmont2500 on October 07, 2009, 08:06:55 PM

Reporter: Topsy, what do you have to say about longnecks
Topsy: Threehorns never play with longnecks.
Reporter: :blink:

 Headline:

   Mr. Threehorn Admits he's still racist.

Title: News Headlines for Ask the Characters
Post by: Noname on October 07, 2009, 08:31:13 PM

Should these be new questions and answers, or old ones? I plan on using both. This is a new one...

Littlefoot: So Guido, can you swim?

Guido: I'll try... (gets in fast moving water and is swept away) AAHHHH!!!

Littlefoot: GUIDO!!!

Headline: Local Wierdo Loses Tail Feathers, Life.

Title: News Headlines for Ask the Characters
Post by: Serris on October 08, 2009, 01:22:03 AM

Reporter: Ruby, what is it you like about that mud?

Ruby: It's so relaxing. It relaxes your body and mind.

Headline: Ruby Caught Using Intoxicating Mud!

Title: News Headlines for Ask the Characters
Post by: Noname on October 08, 2009, 01:44:48 AM

Littlefoot, have you ever been in the Tour de France?

Littlefoot: No, but I tripped a bicyclist in it once.

Headline: Young Dinosaur wins Tour De France. French Prime Minister says "ARRGHH!"