the dutch priest

kjeldo · **on:** August 26, 2008, 04:04:54 PM

well listen hehe!

a dutch priest is touring through belgium, but he is lost, he asks a man who is walking with his dog,priest: do you know where brussel is? man: i'm not telling,
priest: then you will not come in heaven,where the man replies on: and you not in brussel,

ghehe!

Littlefoot90 · **Reply #1 on:** October 05, 2008, 08:06:56 AM

funny story

Mumbling · **Reply #2 on:** October 05, 2008, 08:09:10 AM

sometimes

Malte279 · **Reply #3 on:** October 05, 2008, 10:14:22 AM

Speaking of priests, there is a letter which I think I posted in the GOF a long time ago. Most members here would have probably not found it (I didn't when I was just looking for it hoping to evade the necessity to translate and type it all again, but it is funny enough to take that effort). Here we go:

Quote

Dear Reverend,
as you know, I married a widow with a twenty year old daughter. My father married this daughter! So my father became my son in law, my stepdaughter became my mother. When my wife gave birth to our son he was the brother in law of my father and at the same time he was my uncle (as the brother of my stepmother). Now my stepmother, who is at the same time my stepdaughter, gave birth to a son the day before yesterday and this son is now my brother as well as my grandson!
I am the husband of my wife and her grandson (as the son of her son in law). My wife is my grandmother (as the mother of my stepmother). And as the husband of my grandmother is my grandfather I have now become my own grandfather.
Please, when may I come for counsel?
A postcard will do,
Markus Pfeifer

Check it out, that complex family situation would really be just as described in the letter!

Mumbling · **Reply #4 on:** October 05, 2008, 10:34:37 AM

hah that's funny

buffypii · **Reply #5 on:** October 05, 2008, 10:53:18 AM

lol!
Yeah, it is!!

Vaan360 · **Reply #6 on:** October 05, 2008, 01:40:55 PM

Poor guy

Kor · **Reply #7 on:** October 05, 2008, 05:35:19 PM

Very funny, and a complex family relationship that he has there.