News Headlines for Ask the Characters

[pokeplayer984]

We have asked many questions to the LBT Characters. (Found here.) We have also promised to keep confidentiality to their answers to such questions.

However, let's just say that, despite our best efforts, the information spread to a tabloid newspaper.  What would the headline be in the newspaper once the "story" was printed?

In this topic, pick any combination of question and answer within the topic given and put in the headline for said Q&A.

I'll start to give you guys a basic idea.

Question: Chomper, what's your favorite food?

Answer: Littlefoot stew......but don't tell Littlefoot I said that!

Headline:

Befriended Sharptooth Said to Turn on Longneck Father




Remember, they don't have to look professional.

Post away!

[aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato)]

Reporter: Mr. Clubtail, what is your favorite thing in the whole entire world?
Mr. Clubtail: My bopper!
Reporter: Excuse me, did you say, "bop her?"
Mr. Clubtail: Yep! Wait...wait no I said...

Headline:

Respectable Great Valley Inhabitant Enjoys Beating His Wife

[Belmont2500]

Reporter: Topsy, what do you have to say about longnecks
Topsy: Threehorns never play with longnecks.
Reporter: :blink:

 Headline:

   Mr. Threehorn Admits he's still racist.

[Noname]

Should these be new questions and answers, or old ones? I plan on using both. This is a new one...

Littlefoot: So Guido, can you swim?

Guido: I'll try... (gets in fast moving water and is swept away) AAHHHH!!!

Littlefoot: GUIDO!!!

Headline: Local Wierdo Loses Tail Feathers, Life.

[Serris]

Reporter: Ruby, what is it you like about that mud?

Ruby: It's so relaxing. It relaxes your body and mind.

Headline: Ruby Caught Using Intoxicating Mud!

[Noname]

Littlefoot, have you ever been in the Tour de France?

Littlefoot: No, but I tripped a bicyclist in it once.

Headline: Young Dinosaur wins Tour De France. French Prime Minister says "ARRGHH!"