just a few things to clarify at the start' Tiger said ' this is not about you Dixie. i love you dearly. you've always been generous with your gifts and money and the new house in Green River is coming along beautifully. thank you, love, for all that support. i don't care that you and kitty are incredibly close. but that kind of bond is one that she must have with me as well . so instead of her spending time with you or Arlene or Tigeress or any of her other girls, I'm going to need her by me for.. well pretty much whenever I need her. Which will be, roughly 99.9999 percent of the time. and to ensure that my will is respected ' ' Kittys neck glowed and a shiny bright purple collar appeared on Kittys neck ' this collar Kitty is wearing is made of divinium, which can only be mined shaped and used by gods, goddesses and other immortal beings. I believe the seer has at least 2 homes made up entirely of this material.' Tiger continued. " 2 or 3. Anyway I'm getting off track. In the games I really couldnt do much about any of this, because we were separated much of the time, because you were stuck in the Duke or Wildcat, or Panty. you cant control that that and i'm not blaming you for that. but what I want most of all, is for you to put me first. to turn down going shopping with Arlebne or movies with Dixie or dancing with whoever.
just say ' i'm having a night in with my sheriff". i'm not angry with you honey, just disappointed that it has come to this. Ask yourself; would you say that you have treated me fairly?' Tiger asked ' You absolutely need to spend more time with Tiger, Kitty. and not just because hes a god now. But because he deserves it> Dixie said " Dixie do you think I've treated Tiger fairly? Kitty asked ' No, not even close. and he has every right to want to remedy that.. shall we say.. imbalance.' arlene's voice entered the chat.' sorry Kitty, just saw that you called me.' Arlenes voice came on ' Hello Arlene' Tigers voice said ' I have a question for you. Do you think Kitty has treated me fairly? Let me rephrase that. Do you think that shes spends enough time with me?' No, I would say not. when was your last major outing together. 'Arlene asked . " the green river mini golf tournament, 6 months ago. i was on the Sheriff squad.. and well I had a very bad putting day' Tiger said. in those 6 months.. she has spent 35 nights out with you Arlene, and 106 nights out with Dixie. throw in time with Duchess the rich cat, Tigeress the Wolf Cynder the dragoness Dulcy the dragoness and Mukua the panther, and you have another 3 weeks. so all told thats 162 nights out with her friends. 162.. out of 180. meaning 18 days spent with me in some form or another. yes you could get technical,and say we have meals together during those days, but the point is, I'm feeling just a little bit left out. and since kitty isnt going to correct her behavior out of her own free will- because shes had 6 months to do so, and she hasnt - i'm going to have to RESTRICT that free will. And i can do that, after all. I'm a god.
' Well, clearly Kitty needs to spend a bunch more time with you. bringing back gifts for you.. doesn't cut it. a nice painting doesn't have the same impact as cuddling in bed, and having a pillow fight." Arlene said. " No, you are right Arlene . Although that portrait of Waul was very very nice. Waul says hes coming over to get it, but that was 18 days ago, and Waul is a busy cat, a mouseburger establishment wont run itself. ' Honey.. I'm very sorry. I've been busy with..' Kitty began before Tiger cut her off. ' Yes, your social life. Well, lets just say dear, that your social life will be under supervision going forward. Very strict Supervision That collar I just put on you will only come off after i feel you have learned your lesson and pay me due respect. and at your current rate you might celebrate your 150th birthday before i lift it. this will only change when you regain my trust, confidence and respect. so for a little demonstration. it can turn her into a statue. play loud rock music to hurt her ears, and a bunch of other things. what those things are, well Kitty can only find out.. by ignoring me. so the collar will operate on a 3 strike system, like in baseball. the first strike it will administer a small shock, and glow yellow. the second transgression, the shock will be much stronger and will glow as red as your lips kitty. the third time, you're out and the collar will implement a punishment of my choice. '
you could turn into a wooden puppet on strings like that Pinocchio fellow. or become a [bean bag chair, or turn your face into something so replusive so hideous so shocking that people will flee from you in terror. ' wow.. you'fre really serious Tiger " arlene said. ' well, lets just say drastic measures have had to be taken. i have the means to fix this problem and i'm doing just that'. but first a showcase of the collar. thewre a flash and kitty stood face to face with dixie' ok, kitty for this first step i want you to draw dixie using this easel and pen. ' Kitty began to draw Dixie seated on a chair only to get shocked and have her collar turn yellow ' you're not listening Kitty ' tigers voice said. thats strike one.. 'there was a flash and kitty stood across from Arlene in a pizza bakery ' ok, lets try this again. this time i want a thick chewy crust pizza stuffed with cheese and a pepperoni topping. i dont want any air bubbles in the pizza. this is a fast baking pizza so it should only take 10 to 15 minutes ' Tiger said " begin. ' Arlene and kitty quickly threw the pizza together, with kitty adding a sausage topping to the pepperoni. the pizza quickly baked and smelled delicious coming out ' the pizza looks great but you broke the rules again Kitty' tiger said and a violent charge shocked Kitty to the floor.
tigers voice cane over the phone again. ' ok for the final challenge ' you will do a conga line dance with both Dixie and Ar;ene " you girls have to help me get this off ' Kitty pleaded with her friends. Arlene reached out to touch it and got shocked " Yow! . no way i can get that off .' Kitty, you need to soend a lot more time with him. he loves you sweetie, and as mnuch as i enjoy being with you, singing duets, comparing cowgirls outfits, annd other fun stuff, I think you need to spend a bunch more time with him. willingly. honestly Kitty dear, he has done nothing to deserve getting the blowoff like this. you gotta make time for hubby, as i do with Scooby. we go out for ice cream regularly, Scooby loves the double stack peppermint Oreo and chocolate fudge Oreo, and i like Butterfinger, So make evenings with him fun. play cards, have a movie night, spend the evening in the hot tub together while romantic music plays.' Dixie suggested. " you really think I've been ignoring him.?' Kitty , literally 90 percent of that 6 months period, you were with me , Arlene or one of the other girls. a 90-10 ratio against you is not something any guy will tolerate. So, yes you absolutely have. And hes right to want to change that. and since hes an immortal, his word carries a ton of weigh. I never want to piss oiff Stripetail, for instance not just because hes my boss but because he absolutely would punish me<' Dixie said. the girls did a conga line and after a few twists and turns kitty tripped, and her collar turned blaxck. her fur turned a bright green and her fce changed. she then appeared in front of Tiger who held up a mirror ' gads ' Kitty gasped ' Just a small sample of whats to come unless you start paying attention. ' Tiger sighed . now for summoning. ' go into the next room and start. er applying makeup. ' i will then summon you to me.'
