The Fast Runner Infantry

Littlefoot Fan 93 · **on:** June 14, 2013, 11:38:37 PM

PTE R. Fast Runner reporting for duty, sir!

Ducky123 · **Reply #1 on:** June 16, 2013, 04:32:14 PM

Ruby: "I will win when I win!"

Kor · **Reply #2 on:** June 16, 2013, 09:27:36 PM

Ruby: "Let's see Redclaw's fastbiters try to get past me."

rhombus · **Reply #3 on:** June 10, 2014, 04:10:42 PM

Ruby: "I need to call in an airstrike! An airstrike I need to call in!"

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #4 on:** March 08, 2020, 07:56:57 PM

“There’s was not to reason why, there’s was but to do or die.” (Charge of the Light Brigade).

Anagnos · **Reply #5 on:** March 29, 2020, 10:14:05 AM

Saving Private Chomper. Coming soon to theaters around the world.

Sneak · **Reply #6 on:** March 29, 2020, 10:31:09 AM

Reminding me about Great Ostrich War, where humans were losers.

This is weird world...

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #7 on:** March 29, 2020, 10:00:45 PM

Dogs were known for their contributions in war of being able to quickly send messages to the front lines as quickly as possible.

Fast runners replaced them in no time, as they proved much more useful and intelligent.

Anagnos · **Reply #8 on:** March 30, 2020, 06:27:59 AM

Quote from: ImpracticalDino on March 29, 2020, 10:00:45 PM

Dogs were known for their contributions in war of being able to quickly send messages to the front lines as quickly as possible.

Fast runners replaced them in no time, as they proved much more useful and intelligent.

Except for a certain young fastrunner called Ruby. She was considered the odd one out for always speaking double. It annoyed everyone.

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #9 on:** March 30, 2020, 02:57:27 PM

“We were soldiers once.”

Anagnos · **Reply #10 on:** March 31, 2020, 04:25:22 AM

^She still is. Or a rogue one.

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #11 on:** March 31, 2020, 11:05:56 AM

Ruby: I’m gling to war, I am, I am.

*Dies in first skirmish with Sharpteeth.*

Anagnos · **Reply #12 on:** March 31, 2020, 11:16:17 AM

Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on March 31, 2020, 11:05:56 AM

Ruby: I’m gling to war, I am, I am.

*Dies in first skirmish with Sharpteeth.*

That's Ducky. Ruby would say something like this: ''I'm going to war, going to war I am.''

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #13 on:** March 31, 2020, 11:49:41 AM

I have a hard time picturing Ruby as a soldier, unless its an egg War.

Ozzy leads the Eggxis Powers.

Ruby part of the Eggllies.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #14 on:** March 31, 2020, 10:35:33 PM

Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on March 31, 2020, 11:49:41 AM

I have a hard time picturing Ruby as a soldier, unless its an egg War.

Ozzy leads the Eggxis Powers.

Ruby part of the Eggllies.

More glorious egg puns. For some reason, I'm not mad this time.

Anagnos · **Reply #15 on:** April 01, 2020, 04:22:05 AM

Quote from: ImpracticalDino on March 31, 2020, 10:35:33 PM

Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on March 31, 2020, 11:49:41 AM
I have a hard time picturing Ruby as a soldier, unless its an egg War.

Ozzy leads the Eggxis Powers.

Ruby part of the Eggllies.

More glorious egg puns. For some reason, I'm not mad this time.

Neither am I. Actually, I really like these egg puns. Are there more?

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #16 on:** April 01, 2020, 02:32:34 PM

Its an Eggstravaganza!

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #17 on:** April 01, 2020, 03:47:21 PM

Eggcellent! I'm yoked for more puns Gentle Sharptooth!

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #18 on:** April 01, 2020, 04:14:09 PM

Eggarmony will be achieved.

Anagnos · **Reply #19 on:** April 02, 2020, 01:25:15 AM

Yes... more sweet puns.