Snake: "No good! I'm not going to be able to fit into that vent."
Trainerl: "Very well. I will go on ahead. Hand me the C4 and your knife."
Mario: "Luigi, its important that you tell me the truth? Why am I really dressing up like you?"
Luigi: "What-s could-a you be asking that for-a, brother? I said its purely for fun." (Nose extends about six inches.) "Mamma Mia!"
MarioL "I nose knows! You're in trouble with lone sharks again, aren't you?"
Luigi: "...Yes."
Link: "Yes, I know, Navi! I need to get the Biggoron Sword! I know, and I'm working on it! Its not my fault that damned quack won't put any preservatives in his *bleep* eye drops!" (Drops onto his knees and begins crying.) "I just wanna big sword! Why can't I get me a big sword?! I have 5 *bleep* minutes to deliver eye drops to a bigmoron clear on the other side of the world and if its not the Poes that get in my way if the *bleep bleepity bleeping* spiders!" (Begins sobbing profusely.)
Pikachu: "Pikachu?" (Translation: What?! What the hell?! Alright, that's the last kegger I go to for a looong time!)
