The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: Sneak on September 26, 2016, 02:42:22 PM
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Chomper: Gee! It is more brutal than fall into abuss!
Ducky: Serve you right, darn sharptooth!!!
Oops :sducky sorry, Chomper...
Chomper: Don't worry, Ducky. It's ok. I understand.
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Sharptooth: Darn kids because of them I ran into this rock
Wall.
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Spielberg: This guy had endless potential...
Lucas: Yeah...
Spielberg: Man, I was so scared by him, so I had to create and tell false story about how I showed this movie to familiar kids and they cried in hall after watching some scenes. Make reason to cut these scenes away from movie.
Lucas: Still, bad we had to kill him in movie.
Spielberg: Well maybe...
Lucas: And so, he found himself without job, and you had to invite him to your new comedy cartoon show...
*caption image scene with toony sound*
Both: Ough! It was brutal...
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Sharptooth: Darn this snow storm I couldn't see where I was going so I ran into a wall.
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Rainbowface #1: *stops reading Littlefoot's dream* Uh oh... I never thought this longneck kid wanted to see his mother's killer dead SO MUCH... His dreams scare me...
Rainbowface #2: My dear! This kid is more bloodthirsty than that poor Sharptooth who just wanted to eat very much!
Stranger: No wonder they said the whole events of gang's first journey was just his hallucinations caused by trauma in young age...
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Sharptooth tries to break wall between original movie and sequels.
But it's no use...
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Sharptooth: Oh man hitting that boulder gave me a huge headache
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Neo: There's no spoon. I meant, cliff wall.
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Sharptooth: Man I almost got the kids
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Sharptooth was terminator theory - confirmed
(Now I understand why Eldars and Space marines used him)
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Poor Sharptooth REALLY wants to get rid from Petrie and Ducky, sticked to his nosdrils and eye.
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I wouldn't want those two that close to me either, even if I like them quite a lot. :yes
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Restored image.
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Be careful, Sharptooth! You can accidentally break fabric of time and space!
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This is actually Sharptotoh, not Sharptooth. The real Sharptooth isn't this dumb! :thudLOL
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^well, not in this case, because:
- He's invulnerable so crushing through rocks like this gives him zero damage at all! And no unconscious after that! He does that all movie.
- With doing so, he made Ducky lying on his nose stunned and confused, so if not Petrie-not-cowardly-but-brave, it would end badly for her...
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This is actually Sharptotoh, not Sharptooth. The real Sharptooth isn't this dumb! :thudLOL
Lol, nice one. :petrieLOL