Hello, mister administrator. While I understand we do not have any relations outside this forum whatsoever, I still feel compelled to bring the following matter to your attention. I must say I'm surprised that a person of your intelectuall caliber still partakes in such displays of sentimenality, repetitiveness and superstition (let's not kid ourselves) that are birthday threads. It tarnishes your image and that of the whole forum, and in order to increase the level of discussion, as well as make a generally more comfortable atmosphere to ensure the staying of our prominent and cultured members, I suggest shutting down this particular sub-forum, as well as the Party Room (visit one after a party is over!)Fridge (what a preposterous name!), and those irritating dinosaur smilies (not so much for their expression, but for their anatomical vagueness that offends any member with palaeontological inclinations, and those are quite a few on a forum like this one). So, farewell, administrator, and don't take this the wrong way.
Because I am kidding.
All the best for your birthday. Stay true to yourself, and happiness will come. Ich wunsche dich zu freuen und alles, was dich zur Freude bringt, oder bringen soll
, mein lieber Freund.
